Master Evenstar: Hello again! Two quick things before we begin. First of all, I'm sorry I haven't updated in so long!! Schoolwork has been a bitch and I've been busy with ROTC junk, so I haven't had time to work on fan fiction stuff. But I don't have anything I have to do this weekend for a change, so here I am! Secondly, I'd like to thank everyone that reviewed with their questions because without them, this chapter would be really lame! You guys rock!
Saphira: Enough with the flattery, Master! Get on with answering the questions.
Master Evenstar: Heh heh. Sorry. First question!
Selena Black writes:
I just found this story and I like it! So... some questions...
For Eragon:
1. How do you feel about the fact that a lot of the Inheritance Trilogy readers seem to think you're a dunderhead, or think you're a cardboard character?
2. Why don't you realize the fact that Murtagh IS BEING CONTROLLED and instead of trying to kill him or whatever, just... acknowledge that fact?
3. (This isn't a question.) Arya doesn't like you. Get over it. (As you may be able to tell, I am not particularly fond of Eragon...)
For Murtagh:
1. Do you think Eragon'll kill you in the last book?
2. Do you really like Nasuada, or is that just some misconception?
3. ... What do you think Morzan would do if he traveled to the future and met you?
Okays, that's it. Update soon!
Eragon: (sniff) People think I'm a cardboard character?!? (Gloom…)
Master Evenstar: (pats on the head) It's okay! Answer your next question and you'll feel better!
Eragon: Because I'm a protagonist trying to create peace between three races, learn thousands of years worth of magic, and overthrow an evil king at the same time! I don't have time for family matters!
Master Evenstar: And that's why you have a dysfunctional family.
Eragon: Question 3: (Gloom again)
Master Evenstar: Okay… while Eragon attempts to come to terms with letting go of his infatuation with Arya, why don't you answer your questions, Murtagh.
Murtagh: Eragon's gonna try to kill me? I certainly hope not…
Master Evenstar: (writes on index card and hands it to Murtagh) Read it!
Murtagh: (sigh) I like Nasuada as a friend, but my heart belongs to Master Evenstar. (flips card over) Lucrative—profitable; bringing in money…
Master Evenstar: Whoops! That was one of my SAT vocabulary cards.
Murtagh: He wouldn't have a chance to do anything because I'd kill him first!
Master Evenstar: Whoa, getting a little Emo there, aren't we Murtagh?
Murtagh: That's what makes all the fangirls go wild.
Master Evenstar: Can't argue with that…
IHateSeverusSnape writes:
esquooz me? i have a question, Why are you writing this fic when people could get this question answered in the book?
Master Evenstar: Because it's fun! Why else?
Eragon: (genuinely mesmerized) I didn't know that was how "excuse" is spelled!
Master Evenstar and Murtagh: (exchange looks)
Murtagh: Do you want to tell him, or should I?
Master Evenstar: Nah, let's not ruin his fun.
TheWildMage writes:
This could be fun...
For Oromis:
What are some of the details of the treaty that the elves and dragons made?
For Roran:
Why do you dislike your cousin so much? He didn't kill Garrow! The Ra'zac did.
What makes you think you can overpower the Ra'zac? They're designed to prey on humans...
For Eragon, Arya, and all the elves in general:
This isn't a question, but who cares? Vegetarians unite!
And an actual question... I'd like to know how you discovered your magic... Well, not Eragon so much, but the rest of you--did you grow up levetating things, or did you have to be taught?
Oromis: I am not of liberty to discuss that. It's classified information.
Master Evenstar: Awww, but that's the best kind of information!
Roran: I'm mad at him because he left me to clean up the mess the Ra'zac left!
Master Evenstar: The answer to the second one is because he's a teenaged boy that was raised in a patriarchal medieval society where men think that can overcome anything and that it is their lot in life to save the damsel in distress, a.k.a. Katrina.
Roran: Hey!
Master Evenstar: The truth bites, good buddy.
Elves: (cheer)
Arya: As children, we elves go to school to learn magic just like you humans learn whatever you learn in your schools.
Immortali writes:
For Eragon:
1. So... how do you feel about being portrayed as an angsty blond-top in the movie?
2. How do you feel about being so angsty in general?
3. When will you discover that no, Arya does not like you and no, she is not going to unless some random thing like... oh, I don't know, she's the rider of the green dragon, happens.
4. How does it feel to have your cousin hate your guts?
5. How does it feel to have your only brother bound by your mortal enemy? WHY DON'T YOU SAVE HIM?!?!?!
6. How the heck do you plan to take on the Ra'Zac? They're like... mega super beings. You're only a super being. Unless you can trick them out in daylight over the ocean. Other than that, you've basically got no chance.
For Murtagh:
Only one for his Royal Hottness.
1. Will you marry me?
Eragon: Question 1 & 2: Uhhh… angsty? Question 3: NEVER!!!!!!! Question 4: My cousin hates my guts?!? WHY DOES NOBODY TELL ME THESE THINGS?!?!
Master Evenstar: Because we know you'll react like that.
Eragon: Shut up! Question 5: Because he has more fangirls than I do!
Murtagh: Sorry little bro. I can't help it if I'm hot.
Eragon: Darn you!
Master Evenstar: Question 6: He will use his super-special-awesome-gay Rider Magic!
Eragon: I thought you said you'd stop calling it that!
Master Evenstar: Sorry, it's just too much fun.
Murtagh: Uhhh…
Master Evenstar: No, because His Royal Hotness belongs to ME!!!!!
Saransano writes:
For Murtagh:
1)Why are you so good lookin'?
For Eragon:
1)Can I borrow Saphira? glares at homework, hoping Saphira can burn it
For Durza:
1)Will you marry me?
For Galbatorix:
I don't have a question, only a statement. GO YOU!
Murtagh: It's a gift.
Eragon: We have the same genes!
Murtagh: Yeah, but I'm swimming in the hot-Emo-boy end to the gene pool.
Saphira: Should we help her?
Eragon: Well, it is for homework, the sickest form of mind control.
Saphira: Very true. (Burns Saransano's homework)
Durza: (Blinks) Marry you?
Master Evenstar: OMG! Durza, you're getting married!! I'll help plan the wedding! I'll even get Trianna to make some lace for, uhhh… whatever you'll need lace for in a wedding!
Trianna: Lady Nasuada, hide me!!! (Cowers)
Galbatorix: Well, uhhh, thank you. It's nice to know someone likes me! (Looks pointedly at Master Evenstar)
Master Evenstar: Shut up or I'll put you in a cage like Vanir!
Vanir: Let me out!!!!!
Master Evenstar: Let's let the audience decide. Should we let Vanir out of his cage? Let us know via your next review!
rainyday writes:
Uh...this is my first time submitting a review, so don't get mad if I make a few mistakes. Okay...I have a question for Murtagh. Why was Thorn named Thorn?
Master Evenstar: I don't see any mistakes. Do you guys?
Canon Characters: (shake their heads)
Murtagh: I named him Thorn so we could be a thorn in the butt of our enemies!
Master Evenstar: Interesting...
DU EBRITHIL writes:
ok, if brom is around i would like to ask: why did you name your dragon saphira and what color was she?
for eragon: do you ever use zaroc as a toothpick?
for saphira: how do feel about having an idiot as a rider? it must be really annoying, especially when he was crippled.
Brom: I named he Saphira because she was blue. Such a lovely dragon... (sobs from missing Saphira)
Master Evenstar: Aww! There, there. (hugs)
Eragon: Maybe... but, uhh, it's totally not where the scars on mygums came from...
Saphira: Well, it's chalanging at times, but I suppose I love him anyway.
Mel writes:
If Eragon can't get Ayra Than who's his seccond choice? Nasuada? Triana? Murtagh?
Eragon: Well, it's certainly not going to be Murtagh!!! (rounds on Master Evenstar) And I don't care how many fangirls it will get me!!! Maybe Nasuada...
Lunessa writes:
Hey. I have a question. Does Arya have a crush on Eragon?
Arya: (runs to the bathroom to puke)
Master Evenstar: does that answer your question?
Eragon: (gloom)
Master Evenstar: The next few reviews were from friends of mine, but I'll save those for the end (hi guys!).
Queen Islanzadi writes
Hey, I thought this looked good, so...
Murtagh
1. Why are you so hot & cool & yummy?
2. Do you have a romantic interest?
3. If yes to no. 3, is it me?
4. Can it be me?
5. Will you marry me?
6. If no, I will be forced to kidnap you...Mwahahahahaha...
Eragon
1. Why are you portrayed as such an idiot?
2. Are you really that much of an idiot?
Arya
1. How did you (and everyone else) feel about the way you were portrayed in the movie?
Saphira
1. Do you think your mate will be Thorn or the green dragon?
Uh...I think that's all so far...Please update soon!
-Queen Islanzadi
Murtagh: Uhh... I think I already answered question 1...
Master Evenstar: His answers to the rest are yes to the first and no to all the following!
Murtagh: (sigh) Fangirls...
Arya: I think they did a good job potraying me, except for the fact that they were too cheap to give me pointy ears...
Saphira: Well, maybe. I mean, he's no Glaedr (blush)...
Zemira writes:
For Murtagh:
How do you feel about being portrayed as some angst ridden emo?
For Eragon:
would you go vegetarian to win Arya's heart?
For Eragon and Murtagh:
How do you two feel about being brothers?
Anyway, good luck with your story! It sounds like a really good idea.
Murtagh: Who says I'm not an anst ridden Emo?
Fangirls: (sigh dreamily)
Eragon: In a heartbeat!
Eragon and Murtagh: Awkward...
Master Evenstar: Alright, because my friends sent me multiple reviews for their individual questions, I'm going to mash them together. Is that okay Savy? Kayla? (doesn't wait for an answer)
Savy wirtes:
Q for Muragh: If you are so cute why are you a phsycopath?
Q for Murtagh: do you have a girlfriend?
for murtagh... wil you give me a hug?
Kayla writes:
for murtagh... can i have a hug too?
Murtagh: You'd be a psychopath too if your father hated you, tried to kill you when you were 3, and you were forced to be the mind slave of a psychopath king that forced you to try to kill your brother!
Master Evenstar: I don't think we need to answer the second question.
Murtagh: As for the third...
Master Evenstar: HUG MY FRIENDS!!!!!!
Murtagh: Yes ma'am! (hugs Savy and Kayla)
Master Evenstar: Well, that's all for now folks! Tune in next time and don't forget to let us know if you think we should let Vanir out of his cage or not!
Vanir: Please!!! I'm begging you!!!!!
Master Evenstar: (kicks in the head with combat boots)
