ME: Hi, Pretzel! Sorry this took so long to come out, I have like 2 other stories, and tons of projects. Anyway, yeah. Pretzel, you shouldn't waste paper, its bad for the trees.
DICLAIMER: I do not own Naruto. But I wish that I owned sasuke! He is HOT:D
Oh. My. God. Holy. Jesus. Is this guy a stalker? I just about died when I was out there. Actually, I fainted, which is pretty close. And not only that; this hot guy, HG, volunteered to carry me there.
I woke up after a while, and the nurse told me, "A very nice young man carried you here. He seemed rather fetching. If I were you, I would definitely go after him, he is really quite dashing," in her British accent. Shizune, you have got it way wrong. This guy may be 'rather fetching' and 'quite dashing', but he is DEFINITELY a playboy. Hell to the yeah. I hate those types of guys. They think they're everything. New flash! THEY'RE NOT.
"Ugh!" I say. I jump off of the nurse's bed and walk through the door. Bam! I crash into something.
"Ouch!" I open my eyes and look down. I am lying on a guy. And he is smirking at me.
"What the hell is your problem?" I ask, irritated.
"You're the one that's lying on me. What, did you want to feel my abs or something?" He says.
"Stop flattering yourself," I say, "But, what is this, six-pack, eight-pack? That's pretty fierce." I say. Whoa. Did I say that out loud? Great, now he's looking at me like I'm a freak.
"I'm not a freak." I say, confidently.
"Are you sure?" He says, his eyebrows raised. Oh no, he did not.
"Um, kittykat, you know, you are still sitting on me, right now. And it is kind of turning me on."
"Oh my god! YOU PERVERT!" I scream.
"What is going on here?" says Itachi. Oh my god. He looks at me. And him. Me on him. Oh god.
"Hey Itachi."says HG. What the hell? They know each other? Itachi walks away.
"How do you know him, you stalker-man?" I ask.
"He's my brother."
"What?! He's my boyfriend." I say. This pervert is my bf's brother? I am getting a migraine.
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to go explain to my boyfriend." I say, running. Dashing from the site. My hair flying, along with my skirt. Oh my god. Hold down my skirt.
"Hey!" Hinata yells, after me. "Our band is playing! You know, the song that you wrote."
"Okay, let's go. We're playing during lunch." I say. Let's run. Run like the wind!
We set up, and everyone looks up at us expectantly. We make a sign that means 'wait'. And go to change into our costumes.
I put on this really nice black miniskirt on, my tall black heels, and my white leopard shirt.
Hinata put on the same black miniskirt and her violet bleeding butterflies shirt, that she got from Hot Topic. I swear, I love that shirt. I will steal it one day.
"Hey, Tenten!" We yell, "Get dressed!"
"In that? What, are we prostitutes now?" She asks, cocking her eyebrow.
"We got you a longer version of this skirt." I say, impatiently, motioning for her to hurry up.
Tenten runs to the skirt, puts it on, and just to be safe, adds some shorts. Then, she grabs her favorite blue shirt that says 'kiss my ass, mother'.
"Tenten, you will scare the boys away." Hinata says, "Look, theres that cute blonde kid, with the really freaky orange shirts. You know, orange goes really good with violet."
"Ugh. That kid is a freak." Tenten says, "Your cousin, you know-that hot guy with the same violet eyes? He is HOT! Smoking!"
"Um, guys. I think that they're ALL freaks." I say. They are. Naruto is REALLY freaky. I mean, he is totally obsessed with ramen. And Neji, he's just…wow, but yeah, he is hot. And Naruto's cute. Kiba is okay. Especially since I love his dog. But, he's hit on me twice in like, the last…5 days. I am hot, not to brag or anything, but, wow. He is a…skirt-chaser.
"Uh, Sakura? Hello? Earth to Sakura. Are you thinking about Itachi again? He is SOOO hot…Sorry." Hinata says, when I glare at her. My Death Daggers really kill.
"Okay, ya'll! Let's go play!" I yell.
"YEAH!" They yell in unison.
HG's POV (Point of view)
"Okay, ya'll! Let's go play!" I've heard that voice before. Oh, right. That cute little kittycat. She smelled like cherry blossoms.
Whoa. What's that music? I'll just go check it out. I love this school. The girls are so hot. Except for that freak girl, Ino something. That girl is like…half-naked. Which is really hot. But the part when she licked my biceps and my abs, not so much.
End of HG's POV
I was riding shotgun, with my hair undone,
In the front seat of his car,
He had a one-hand feel on the steering wheel,
The other on my hea—art
I look around, turn the radio down.
He says, "Baby, is something wrong?"
I say, "Nothing, I was just thinking, how we don't have a song,
And he says
Our song is the slamming screen door,
Sneaking out late,
Tapping on your window,
When you're on the phone, and you talk real slow
Cause it's late and your mama don't know.
Our song is the way you laugh.
The first date, man I didn't kiss her,
And I should have,
And when I got home,
For I said amen,
Asking god if he could play it again
…………(on and on and on)
I sigh. That was awesome! I look off to the side for Itachi. He's making out with…Ino! Oh my god. Am I crying? Dammit.
NOTE: Hey, dudes! R&R plz, or I'll feel stupid!
