All the same. I don't own anything. Matt Groening owns the yellow family and Monty Python the wrong chosen one´´ xD.


They're all about stupid cartoons fighting each other in a war, with Japanese drug sellers and top models!´´-explained Homer to his beloved Marge.

THAT'S NOT THE STORY OF KINGDOM HEARTS!!!!!´´-screamed Bart and Lisa

Really? Well that's what Lenny and Carl said in Moe's´´-remembered Homer.

Hmm, beer…´´

Like it or not, dad, it's an amazing game, oh would I love to have a keyblade and fight against heartless and travel to another worlds, if there are, of course´´-dreamily , Lisa gave a sigh, fantasying about the wonders of the fantasy of the game.

I , besides being a keyblade wielder, would be a member of Organization XIII´´-fantasised Bart.

You want to be one of the bad guys?´´-Lisa asked her brother.

Yeah! They have the coolest house, pretty damn powerful, cool clothes, and awesome names! Got it memorized, little sis?´´-replied Bart while pointing to his head with his finger.

You're going to get sued by using Axel's signature line!´´-Lisa inform to her brother with her I-know-everything-and-you-don't!´´ attitude.

Well you are going to jail by killing Sora of boredom, Lis!´´-responded angrily Bart.

YOU STUPID, BIRD BRAIN, USELESS, BRAT..!´´-Lisa strangled again Bart after throwing him to the floor..

Their parents couldn't stand it anymore.

ALRIGHT!!!-screamed Homer-That stupid game excites you too much! And as a punishment for your behaviour, you will shut up and listen while I and Marge choose the story, OK?´´

Bart and Lisa remained silent listening to their father, finally they stopped fighting and they sat on the floor, next to the couch in the living room.

Homer relaxed-That's better, well Margie, what story we choose?

(A/N's: The long conversation of Kingdom Hearts has a reason, not just because I like it, but maybe, MAYBE ,I will make a Simpsons/KH crossover, but I have to choose to make it or not; some reviews and opinions of this idea from readers wouldn't hurt and certainly would help; and I'll think of it. If I do accept, I will report it in my future stories section in my bio, If I don't accept, then no. Also I have to think of all the settings: The story would be on The Simpsons point of view(ex: the story like an episode) and them being the main, or in KH point of view( a game level, like the Disney movies) and Sora and the others being the main ones. I also thought of the possibility of the fandoms united( they belong in the same world) with the two groups, Simpson crew and KH crew, being both main. Also the plot, I want to think about it. Maybe it will be another parody of another movie, or other. I really have to think.

Some ideas from readers wouldn't hurt.

Well sorry for the LOOOONG Author's Note, let's go on with the story!)

Oh Homie, -giggled Marge- some of our stories would be nice´´-she said the last thing in a sexy way to his husband.

´Yeah! Tales from our time! They were the best!´´-thought Homer, totally oblivious to his wife's remark.

Here Marge, what story we tale, Rambo?´´

Too violent´´-shrugged Marge.

Well then Rocky?´´- suggested Homer.

´Too long´´-she pointed out.

King Kong?´´- Homer asked.

Too old´´- answered the blue haired woman.

The Godfather?´´-said the fat bald man.

I think only Moe will like that one´´-she shivered, thinking of the flirting barman.

D'oh! I quit! There isn't a good story!´´-Homer sadly said while he jumped down into the couch.

But then Marge got an idea. She said-

Wait! There is a story that I'm sure they will like! Do you remember Life of Brian?´´

Wait a minute-said Homer very happy- Of course I remember Life or Brian! It was awesome with a double a and d ! There were something that I didn't know or was funny, but it was good. They will-I mean we WILL LOVE IT!

Marge, you're a genius!-he kissed his wife on the cheek- This is the hot girl I married! And not the idiot of Mary-Sue Lovely Sprinkles…´´he muttered.

Who's that?´´-asked Marge suspicious.

Oh, no one dear-replied Homer-, but that doesn't matter. Our story is about to begin!

Ready, kids?-He asked his children.

Bart and Lisa were playing cards while Homer and Marge were talking, so they had no idea of what was happening or what was going to happen.

KIDS?!!??´´´-

screamed both parents to get the children's attention. So Bart and Lisa finish their when they heard Homer and Marge.

What? Who? How????´´

There-said Marge as she made a smile- we can begin´´

I will tell the story-said Homer- but you can tell too, Margie´´

Thank you, Homie´´-grinned his wife.

OK-He began-

Once upon a time, a lot of years ago, by Jesus' time, and in the same country where he was born…´´


A/N's: The best will begin later. As you can see a bit of Mary-Sue bashing. xD.

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