Hello again! Nice to see you all. Okay, this is the next one in the series of rewrites! (I'm really not sure when this is going to end, so just bear with me, hehe) This one is 'As Long as You're Mine', rewritten to a completely unoriginal and overdone theme recreated in disclaimers everywhere. In my defence, I have never seen someone rewrite the entire song on this theme... I'm not so sure about this one, but thought I might as well post it. It's sort of twisted from a duet into a solo. Forgive me?
I also need a new title for this rewrite collection thing, because it isn't just 'Musicals' anymore. Help?
Also, if you have any rewrite ideas for me, please tell me, because I'm sure I'd love to write it. No other reason. Honest. It's not like I can't think of anything at the moment. Of course not.
Disclaimer: Look, this whole song is a disclaimer. Do I honestly need one here as well? -sigh- Fine.
I don't own this musical, the book (which I ordered yesterday! I'M GOING TO READ THE BOOK AT LAST!!! -cough- Just ignore that), or the song. Really, I'd have to have much more of a life than I do now to own any of those things.
One last thing- I am proud to announce that I know it is As Long as You're Mine, not As Long as Your Mine. When I see the latter I feel like hitting something. So, if I have made or ever make a typo of that kind, please either inform me, slap me very hard or both. Thank you. -smiles-
Wicked is Not Mine
A rewrite of 'As Long as You're Mine'
Slap my face fiercely,
Pinch me please, soon,
I need help remembering
I don't own this tune.
My wildest dreamings,
Say that I do,
That is a lie though,
I'll tell you what's true.
For this and all moments,
Wicked is not mine,
I have no claim to it,
Can't say 'I wrote that line!'
And if it turns out,
I forget that truth,
I'll blame, the mistake, on my youth,
Wicked is not mine.
I know I'm claimless,
It's not by me,
But let me do one thing,
Twist the plot slightly,
Somehow I've fallen,
Under a spell,
Where I keep on writing,
Whether badly or well!
Every moment,
Wicked is not mine!
Addicted to fanfic,
It takes up all my time!
Say that I must write,
A long disclaimer,
Though it, is needed,
I won't bother!
Just for this moment,
I'll say Wicked's mine,
I'll write what I want to,
And watch police lights shine!
Borrow the story,
Till my version's through,
Oh no, a lawyer, please don't sue!
Wicked is not mine!
