Hellooo, it's me again. Sorry for the gap, but I'm a little stuck for ideas, as mentioned in the last chapter. And I was going to wait until I thought of a really good title before adding another chapter, but I can't think. Actually, I lied, I can think- I was thinking about 'Rather Bad Actually' (as in, rewriting the title 'Wicked'? I know it's bad, but school has killed my brain.) Or, a whole list of synonyms for Wicked? Hmm... I quite like that. Ooh! 'Nefarious and demonically sinister and altogether quite offensive to describe'? Long title. Well, I still need to think. Help if you can, please!

And thank you everyone who's reviewed, I love hearing from you all! Reviews make me happy, and happiness is good. Yes, not sure what came over me there.

Right, I just looked up synonyms for 'Wicked' and the last one is 'yucky'. -disturbed-

Anyway! This one is 'Wonderful', renamed 'Obsessive'. It's dedicated to all of my fellow obsessives! Hehe. This one is odd, because there are some parts I'm proud of and others I'm really not sure about... well. I'll let you decide what you think.

-gasp- And I am reading THE BOOK. YAY!!

It's gooood.

But dark.

Poor Elphie.

There are some brilliant quotes in there too.

Anyway!

Disclaimer: See previous song. 'Tis not mine, shall never be mine, and never was mine. As much as I'd like it to be. -sad face-


Obsessive
A rewrite of 'Wonderful'

I never asked for this,

Or knew what could appear,

I found this state of mind,

Just 'cause it was near-

I never saw myself

As a fangirl or a lunatic,

I knew who I was,

I wouldn't call myself a,

Real fanatic.

Then suddenly I'm here,

Neurotic, and quite scary,

And that means, my fellow teens,

Really should be very wary,

Does it surprise you I was hooked,

On such and such-

What can I say?

I got carried away,

A little bit too much…

Obsessive,

They called me obsessive,

So I'm an obsessive-

If you insist!

I will be obsessive,

As I am obsessive,

Believe me, it's hard to resist!

'Cause I'm an obsessive,

They call me obsessive,

Hey look who's obsessive,

This maniac!

I say that I don't care,

If I seem "way out there",

And no, I really don't need Prozac!

See, I never had a great idea of my own. So I had to form an obsession with another thing!

So you pretend it's yours.

Listen, in my mind, I ignore the great obsession-killer- I call it, copyright.

Something's got copyright,

It's not for me, right?

Yet that doesn't stop

Me from obsessing,

It seems kinda gloomy,

If you want to sue me,

When all my obsession,

Is really a blessing.

There are precious companies,

Who function without fans like these,

So we shall ignore those ones and sing!

They call me obsessive,

And I am obsessive,

In fact, it's so much who I am,

It's all of my life!

And with my help,

Obsession will be rife.

And I will tell you of a step I must compel,

You to take-

You can't live without it,

Yet there'll be none to doubt it,

For you see we will excel,

As everyone, on planet Earth, will be obsessed as well,

Obsessive,

You can be obsessive,

I'll be an obsessive,

Trust me, it's great!

When you are obsessive,

Oh, we're so obsessive,

Obsessive, obsessive…


Cue dancing! Or WAIT! Or anything really, depending on whether you're using the soundtrack or the London version or some other random version. Actually,'Wait' would be good because it rhymes! Yay! Anyway. -cough- Hope you enjoyed.