Chapter 3:

I had to find a way to escape. I looked around for something I could use. All there was in the small room was an always empty garbage can, and a small window- just small enough to crawl through.

I flipped the small trash can and carefully stood on it and pried the window open, slowly, as to not be heard.

"Edward." I whispered. Edward's room was right above this bathroom so when I called his name, there he was.

"How did you get in there?"

"I'll explain later."

"Alice, Esme, get over here." Their plan didn't look safe but they assured me that it was the only way. Esme held Alice by the foot, who was helped by Edward. Alice grabbed me and pulled me through the window. After that, Edward, and Esme pulled us up.

"That's it." Edward said. I was in Edward's room now. Edward held me there.

"Where's the Wii?" I asked after a moment.

"Right here." We went over and played bowling. It was my turn and I held the remote. It felt like I was in gym all over again. I pulled back. It was a good shot until I went up and smacked in my forehead.

"Ow." Was all I could say. I don't know if I was heard above the laughter of Alice, Esme, and even Edward. "It's not that funny." I tried unsuccessfully to get them to stop.

"But- It's- just- so –funny!" Esme managed. After they were done, we continued. Not without a few more accidents…

We stopped suddenly. Before I could ask questions, I knew what was happening. Alice had a blank look on her face. She snapped out of it, jumped up, and landed noiselessly on the ground.

"What is it Alice?" I asked cautiously.

"They are going to attack." she said.

"When? Where?" asked Edward.

"Stairs, now-ish."

"Hurry! Alice is with me, Esme and Bella stay here with the Wii." I had a feeling Edward didn't trust me alone. I guessed right.

We split up and there were noises from the stairs. Esme and I made weapons. We were all armed with good-squirting lotions bottles- courtesy of Alice. We waited for the attack. Poor things, they think they have a surprise attack. I could not hold back my smile.

"Here they come." Esme told me. The noises from the hallway were terrifying. I could hear growls and roars from Emmett as he got squirted in the face by Bath & Body Works. I was horrified by that fact that I might have to hit someone. I thought about this while waiting. Just then Rosalie burst through the door.

"Take that!" She threw balloons full of lots of things; toothpaste, water, soap, shampoo. I ducked behind the huge bed, popping up every once in a while to get her with some Midnight Pomegranate. My hair was saturated with various liquids. Then there was a new one, she was throwing paint balloons!

"Hey!" cried Esme, "That's going to stain!"

"Good!" called Rosalie.

She threw one at me and it hit me in the face. It was a beautiful bright blue color. She struck again, it was a shocking lime green. As she was going for another, Esme jumped in front of me. It was in vain, because in the end, we both were splattered with a canary yellow.

We were both out of lotion bottles, and there was nothing else to use.

"Help!" I cried.

"Help us!" joined Esme. Edward and Alice came in and after a couple giggles, nailed Rosalie. But Jasper, Emmett, and Carlisle joined the fight and I was pulverized by more paint balloons. I had to think fast.

I ran into the bathroom. I filled the trash can to the brim with shampoo, conditioner, hair gel, and various creams. I hung it above the door just so that the first person to open it, would get a surprise. I waited. Surely, with me missing, they would want to take me captive once again and I would be able to run into Edward's room.

My plan worked. Carlisle came though the door and was covered by my mixture. I ran out and made sure to close the door behind me.

I ran into Edward's room and saw that Esme and Alice had yet again tied up Rosalie. Emmett and Edward were wrestling on the floor in a death match. I ran to create more mayhem as Alice and Carlisle, and Esme and Jasper started at each other.