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A/N- It's a new day for Millie- Thunderclan's driving instructor! But how will she deal with the OOC Hollypaw?

A/N2- If your'e american- mobile phone is cell phone.

Disclaimer- I don't own warriors, or RAZRs or Bluetooth or About You Now or Heat magazine, okay?

HOLLYPAW'S LESSON

It was a new day. Millie had woken up and just eaten a mouse. She had a lesson in… she looked at her watch…. 1 hour. So, in the meantime, she had decided to compile some 'Rules Of The Thunderpath'. She had a new piece of paper pinned to her clipboard and, with a pen Hollypaw had 'found', she was writing them out.

Always wear a seatbelt.

Absolutely NO CATNIP!

Maximum speed 30mph.

Do not drive over other animals- even badgers!

Millie was content with the rules, even though it meant, she shuddered, more lessons. However, she would have to get them agreed with the clan leaders at the next gathering.

Millie glanced at her watch again. 30 minutes before her lesson with Hollypaw. Just enough time to go get some poppy seeds from Leafpool. She had recently developed a stress related nervous twitch. Millie sarcastically thought, I can't think why.

Millie trotted over to Leafpool's den and went inside. Leafpool smiled at her as she came in.

"Here are your poppy seeds," said the medicine cat, "My lessons after the next one, isn't it? Second lesson of today?"

Millie nodded and ate the seeds. The slight twitch of her right ear gradually receded.

Hollypaw was sat in the monster, seatbelt on, with Millie sat next to her, also seatbelted up. Hollypaw started the engine and drove the car out onto the Thunderpath. When she was driving comfortably, she began to chatter.

"So, I said to Lionpaw, you can't, like, see Heatherpaw, and he was like, 'yeah, well, I can!' and I was like, no y'see, y'know. So later, I says to Honeypaw, I says, he can't like, see Heatherpaw and I'm gonna batter him if he does, y'know, innit?"

Millie was groaning. Hollypaw continued like this for the next 10 minutes of their drive. Millie was almost at the end of her tether when,

"…now I know, how I feel, about you now…"

"Oh, sorry! Innit!" Hollypaw meowed, then she pulled a hot pink RAZR out of the glove box. "I must've left it here like, overnight, y'know."

Millie sighed. Hollypaw just talked.

"Oh hi Berrypaw! Yeah, it's Hollypaw, yeah. You have got the right number, yeah. You're just ringin' to ask if I can Bluetooth you that song I've got for ma ringtone? Yeah sure. Kk! Yeah, I'm just out drivin' righ' now. Yeah, with Millie."

She leaned over to Millie and said,

"By the way, Berrypaw sez hi."

Hollypaw leaned back and continued to chat. Millie just prayed they wouldn't crash. Hollypaw used to be normal, until the cats had got hold of mobile phones and Heat magazine, that is. Now she just like many of the apprentices, all she could do was talk and gossip. Just like Millie had seen many older twoleg kits do.

"Yeah, and I like, sed to Honeypaw,… no way?! In Leopardstar's den! Berrypaw, you have got to be kiddin' me, innit? S'true?! No way! With a vole?! No way! I can't belive I miss'd it! How could Jaypaw hav' dun that?! Yeah, I know! Anywaz, got ta go. I hav' to ring Honeypaw an' tell 'er 'bout this, y'know. Byez!"

Hollypaw looked down and dialed a number. Just then, Millie noticed they were heading for a tree. She dived at the steering wheel and succeeded in swerving the car back onto the Thunderpath. She sighed. Her stress related twitch came back.

After the lesson, Millie went to Leafpool's den and grabbed a doubled dose of poppy seeds. As Leafpool prepared for her lesson, Millie went over to the warriors den and retrieved her clipboard from her nest. On it she wrote,

5) No mobile phones while driving!