A/N- Now it's the turn of Leafpool. Apparently, Millie is welcoming the break.

Millie: Yes! Thank Starclan! I am!

Me: Millie! What did I tell you about interrupting my Author's Notes?!

Millie: Sorry…

Disclaimer: No I don't own warriors, Erin Hunter does. And I'm not them so there. Boo hoo.

LEAFPOOL'S LESSON

"I just want to be careful! I don't want to run over any of my healing plants!"

Millie groaned. Leafpool was driving at 2mph, and she wouldn't speed up. Suddenly, she said,

"Oh hang on a moment! Is that burdock root? I must get some!"

Leafpool parked the monster and got out to get the herb.

Millie groaned again. This was the 20th time she'd stopped. Millie had been keeping count. It was something to do. She'd already had to get out her silver mobile phone to ring Ashfur to cancel his lesson, and at this rate, she might have to cancel Brambleclaw's too. Leafpool returned and put the burdock root in the back seat. The seat was beginning to look just like the forest outside. Millie hated it.

"Can't we just please go a bit faster?" she asked. She was so bored.

"What? And risk running over a medicinal plant? Or prey? No way!"

Millie was getting frustrated. Sometimes, Leafpool could be too kind.

Suddenly, Leafpool spotted a bird sitting in a bush up ahead. The monster ground to a halt.

"What did you do that for?!" Millie snapped. "We can just drive past it!"

"What?! And scare the poor thing to death! No way!"

"Just toot the horn then!"

"But that would scare it too!"

Millie ground her teeth. She knew she would snap any minute. She looked at her watch.

"Look, we can't wait. We've already spent an hour and a half driving. I've had to cancel Ashfur's lesson already, and if we waste any more time I will have to cancel Brambleclaw's so get a move on, okay?!"

Leafpool looked shocked, then angry. Then she put her paw on the accelerator pedal and the car pulled away. They drove past the bird which chirruped and flew away. They were only moving at 3mph.

Suddenly, they slowed down to 1mph. Millie looked up and meowed,

"What's going on?"

"There's a tree root coming up. I need to slow down."

They went over the root. Slowly. Very slowly.

An hour later, they returned to camp. Millie had had to cancel Brambleclaw's lesson. The Thunderclan deputy was very angry about it. So was Ashfur about his cancellation. Actually, it was probably the only thing they were in the same mind about.

Millie looked down at her watch. She had just had to explain to Firestar about the cancellations. She had 15 minutes until the next lesson.

Millie nearly fainted with dread.

The next lesson was Jaypaw's.