Chapter 3- The test of Bradshaw.
By the next day, Lee had piled into a rental car with Kane, Taker and strangely enough Bradshaw, the first test was about to begin and she didn't know it. She sat in the back seat as Bradshaw stared at her. "You don't want the front?" he demanded.
"I don't think I should. I mean you are all clearly taller than me and need more leg room than I do…" she began to explain.
"Take, she passed the first test" Bradshaw announced.
Lee was confused. "First test?"
"Let me put it this way darlin'. When you ride with the boys, you deal with the boys. That's mean the whole gantlet of everything men do." Bradshaw explained.
Lee began to feel like she was going to be put through hell in a car, and she was right. However, what Bradshaw didn't know was that Lee grew up with brothers, and is well aware of their ways. So far in the WWE she has been polite and trying to break old habits. But if Bradshaw wants to try and gross her out, she was willing to fire back at him!
She only smiled as she got into the car cautiously; Bradshaw sat beside her and rolled up all the windows. Power windows of course, meaning whoever is driving is going to lock them up… Lee knew there was going to be a gas leak…
The ride was quite at first until the Undertaker blared his music aloud. Iron Maiden and Metallica "Like it? Classics!" he said to Lee.
"Do you have Fear of the Dark by Iron Maiden?" she asked.
There was an odd look on every man's face. "You LIKE this stuff?" Kane asked.
"Yeah, so, do you?"
"Well I think I should change it up with a classic, Meatloaf guys? I mean he's beyond your kind of tolerance huh Lee? I mean the man was in the Rocky Horror Picture show!" announced Bradshaw.
Lee however stared back at JBL. "Did you not notice the shirt I was wearing?" she demanded.
JBL looked as she flashed the 'seize the night' tour t-shirt you could only get at the concert. This was shocking Bradshaw greatly, yet he car ride was just starting.
It would be an hour into the drive when JBL began to break wind in sudden burst. "Oh God, you didn't!" demanded the Undertaker.
"Breakfast burrito!" JBL grinned, he turned to Lee. "What say you girl? Ready to tap at this stench!"
Lee remained unfazed. "Bradshaw, I'm sorry but you have nothing compared to my brothers after they have had chili" She wasn't going to show JBL that the smell really did bother her; it nearly brought tears to her eyes. The Deadman was even cracking under pressure and had to roll his window down.
Kane turned to face her and said. "And this is why you stay upwind of Bradshaw!"
In short, despite the gassy Bradshaw who bleached and broke wind in the car often, Lee survived. Kane congratulated her on the success and told her. "Normally, the girls would bail at the first stop we come to and go with someone else less… gassy"
Lee smiled. "I have brothers. I know what they do when board" she laughed.
