A/N- Yes it's the next chapter- my writer's block is gone! Hooray! And you get to have more of your favourite characters! Jaypaw! Hollypaw! Cinderpaw! Plus... Lionpaw and Heatherpaw with a melon! WOO HOO! Oh and thanks to all my reviewers- you make it all worthwhile!

Disclaimer- I don't own Warriors, Heroes, Friends, Porsche, Citroen, RAZR or the melon.

Special note- this chapter contains special guest appearances by- Midnight the Badger, Berrypaw, Hollypaw's RAZR, Mothwing and... the melon!

The Great Inter-Clan Rally Tournament- Part II

A week later and all the monsters had been fixed. The past week had been spent indulging in some now rather normal behaviour from each of the cats.

Hollypaw, when she had not been out stealing things, was chatting on her phone or watching TV (mostly Heroes and Friends).

Greystripe and Millie had spent the week in Marriage Guidance Counselling.

Leafpool had spent the time gathering herbs and arguing with Jaypaw.

Jaypaw had spent the time gathering herbs and arguing with Leafpool.

Cinderpaw had spent the week in an anti-social behaviour institution for going on a badger-killing rampage.

And finally, Firestar had spent two days pushing the monster back to camp, and then the rest of the week in physiotherapy because pushing the monster had done his back in.

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Finally it was time for the time trials. Jaypaw was standing on the lake shore by Windclan territory, watching as Leafpool gave Cinderpaw, this challenge's driver, a final check-up.

"Now, don't go hunting any B.A.D.G.E.R's, okay? And take care. Our monster has good grip and steering but Shadowclan might try a few tricks. However, we have sabotaged their acceleration by shoving a rock under the pedal."

Cinderpaw nodded just as Jaypaw's sister approached him.

"Wassup? Jaypaw! Man, bro I gotta well good piece a hardware, innit? S'like a thing ya speak into and ure voice is gonna get projected across da whole lake and it's gonna be mash up! S'called a microphone and I thought ya could, like, y'know, do a commentary of wats goin' on in da race, innit!"

Jaypaw frowned at Hollypaw and was about to ask her how he could possibly do a commentary when he couldn't see, but at that moment Hollypaw's phone rang.

"Oh, hold up Jaypawz, s'ma BFF, Berrypawz. Yeah, hi Bezza, s' Hollz! Yeah, I know ya ma BFF, yeah, that's Best Friend Forever, y'know, innit! But wotcha rung me for? NO WAY!! Lionpaw did what?! With a melon?! I just gots ta see this mate! And Heatherz too? Oh man that is well cool! Yeah 'm on ma way! Yeah see ya, innit! Byez!"

Hollypaw snapped shut her pink RAZR and sped off into the bushes to see what Lionpaw and Heatherpaw had done with a melon.

Jaypaw looked bemused, but then went off to set up his microphone and try to do a commentary.

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"And the monsters have lined up at the starting line!" Jaypaw's microphone boomed. He had Leafpool next to him to tell him what was going on. "And…they're off!"

The monsters sped off the starting line as Jaypaw commentated, Shadowclan's black Porsche going a lot slower.

The original plan had been to do the time trial one clan at a time, but since they'd been delayed by a week, they decided to speed things up by doing it all together, but staggered at the starting line, like in an Olympic running race.

"And now Shadowclan's Porsche has sped up, Blackstar has rolled down the window and is leaning out…he's lobbed a stone! And it's gone straight through the back window of Riverclan's Citroën!"

The Riverclan monster slowed down but was still whizzing round the lake shore, now entering Thunderclan territory.

All of a sudden, Leafpool dashed away from Jaypaw as she saw Hollypaw and Berrypaw returning with the melon-covered bodies of Lionpaw and Heatherpaw, leaving Jaypaw to make up the commentary as he went along.

"Um…all the monsters are doing well…"

He heard a smashing noise come from the lake shore.

"…and Windclan just brushed a tree…"

A terrible crunch was heard.

"…and that was Thunderclan smashing into the Porsche…"

A small scream came from a bird.

"…and Riverclan almost hit a thrush..."

The sound of classical music echoed across the territories.

"…and Blackstar just put on the radio…"

Another scream came.

"…and I think that radio must have been sabotaged! Blackstar will be in rehab for weeks!"

Finally, the sound of the engines grew louder as all four monsters whizzed across the finish line. Midnight trotted up to Jaypaw and gave him the results to announce.

"And I've just got the results in from Midnight! In first place with a time of 5 minutes and 43 seconds was Windclan! In second place with a time of 5 minutes 52 seconds was Riverclan! In third place with a time of 5 minutes and 58 seconds was…Thunderclan! And that means that in last place with a time of 6 minutes and 4 seconds is Shadowclan!"

Many cats were cheering, some were complaining and the medicine cats were loading Blackstar onto a makeshift wooden stretcher as he ranted about 'if I ever hear a radio again, I'll go insane' and Mothwing just replied,

"Mate, you already have!"

The mechanics set about fixing the monsters as they prepared for the next challenge- the hill climb!

A/N- Now please please please review if you want to know what happens next- if you do you also get a free melon!

you don't actually get a free melon.