-1Moshi Moshi Chapter 5

"We're going to the Uchiha's…" Her father repeated for dramatic effect.

'I heard you the first time… You didn't have to remind me..' Hinata thought. Hinata didn't mind visiting other peoples houses, but the UCHIHA'S? First of all Hinata rejected Sasuke today, and second of all Itachi was most likely going to be there to torture her in some form. Itachi wasn't perverted… But he did enjoy to watch her faint from nerves or embarrassment the last time she saw him was three years ago she was only 12.

"Neji will be coming as well." Her father finally relived her from her stress. At lead Neji would come and Hinata could surely hide from Sasuke's wrath and Itachi's…. Itachiness.

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"HELLO!!!!!!" Mikoto (Sasuke's mothers actual name by the way) Greeted happily (Out of character I know..)

"Hello!" Hiashi greeted back. "I'm sure you've met Hinata and Hanabi before!" Why the hell were they so happy? "This is Neji! My nephew." Hiashi said.

"Come in come in!" Mikoto ushered them inside. Hinata always liked Sasuke's mom she wondered why Sasuke was so unhappy with such a wonderful family, then again there was Itachi.

"Hello Hiashi!" Fugaku greeted grinning like a mad man. Really Hinata wanted to know why they were so happy.

"Ah well lets get started with the main course shall we?" Mikoto said.

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Hinata and Hanabi were sitting next to each other with Neji on the other side of the table they were the only ones at the table so far, and Hinata was actually kind of happy. Even though her little sister was acting like a barbarian stabbing the table with her knife. Really that girl had to get out more.

"Hellooo Hyuugas" A certain voice filled the room Hinata automatically tensed, Hanabi dropped her knife and you could only hear the soft cling of it hitting the floor. Why did he have to exaggerate the O in Hello did he think it made him special? WELL OF COURSE IT DID! He's ITACHI! DUH!

"Hn." Neji replied eyeing the man who apparently just entered the room and grabbed a seat next to the poor Hyuuga girl. No not Hanabi. Pfft. Serves you right for thinking that!

"Really you should get a new vocabulary the emo kid has already been taken by my dear little brother." Itachi commented.

"I shouldn't have to move my mouth to a low-life such as yourself." Neji countered.

"You egotistical little prick." Itachi spattered.

"You guys don't need to argue over something so pointless." Sasuke had apparently walked into the room.

"Thank-you dear brother." Itachi replied

"Besides we all know Itachi is a Homo." Sasuke continued.

"You're going to wish you never said that brother." Itachi replied. "Isn't Hinata the one who rejected you today? You shouldn't be making comments like that, Your ego should be burned, especially since Lee is the one taking her now?"

"Actually Hinata would say yes to anyone, because she doesn't care about appearances." Sasuke said.

"Are you saying the poor girl is desperate? I think not! after all you did ask her before Lee did right?" Itachi questioned.

"Hinata is right here you know stop acting like losers and be civilized." Hanabi butted in. This coming from someone who rips off Barbie dolls and then throws them at people in her spare time.

"Don't get me started on you." Neji said.

"Please let's stop, it's supposed to b-be a family dinner not a battle." Hinata sighed softly.

"You are perfectly right Hinata." Itachi replied.

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"So Itachi, what are you planning to do afterwards?" Hiashi was thinking about after university but apparently Itachi thought otherwise

"I'm going to take the Hyuuga's on a little trip." Itachi said.

"Hm?" Hiashi was slightly confused

"Since you need to speak about business with my father I thought it would be convenient to take them all out for…. A joy ride." Itachi paused to make it sound OH SO DRAMATIC!

"That sounds wonderful Itachi!" Mikoto replied.

"Yes what a splendid idea!" Fugaku joined in.

"Ah so it's settled." Hiashi said. "So what are you planning to do after university?" Hiashi asked in a more serious tone.

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"Okay well let's get going." Itachi said pushing Hinata Neji and Sasuke out the door.

Hanabi was fallowing holding a cat in her hands.

"No squirts allowed," Itachi pushed the young Hyuuga girl by her forehead back into the house and shut the door.

"It's okay fluffy many people don't like me too, but next time I won't stay with you." Hanabi said then walked off with the cat.

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"Where are you taking me and my cousin?" Neji asked. "I demand to know!"

"We're just going to see a few of my friends hush hush!" Itachi replied.

"Besides I know a few people who would love to meet Hinata!" Itachi siad happily.

"What do you do write stories about her in your diary and talk about her all the time with your friends?" Sasuke muttered.

"Actually yes… But not all the time, Kisame has a thing for manly women." Itachi explained.

"Gross." Sasuke wished he never brought up the subject.

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They had finally arrived they were at the door of..

"Exactly where are we?" Neji questioned… Again

"I said we're at a friends house, his name is Zetsu… Actually we're at his mothers house, Actually we're just going in his basement, because that's where Zetsu resides. " Itachi explained.

"Hn" Sasuke wanted to say something, why was Hinata so quiet? Apparently Hinata actually wanted to meet Itachi's friends and so far Itachi hasn't done anything to her… Maybe he was out of his hormonal stage or maybe it was because of Neji, either way Hinata wasn't actually dieing of embarrassment…. Yet.

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"Hello Itachi!" Kisame waved, "I never knew you were going to bring entertainment. I only have 5 bucks how much will that get me?" He was referring to the long haired Hyuuga.

"Hmm, I want that one then." Zetsu pointed at Sasuke.

"Since when were you gay?" Sasori asked.

"Since my mother made me… Actually she's my father too. I'm Asexual I can reproduce by myself." Zetsu explained.

"Ew." Kisame said.

"These aren't entertainment. These are guests.. This is my brother." Itachi shoved Sasuke, "You already knew him anyways…"

"Who are they?" Sasori pointed to the two Hyuuga's

"They're Hyuugas Duh." Itachi said,

"I already knew that" He glared.

"Oooh! That one is so cute!" Deidara immediately jumped up and glomped poor Hinata who wasn't the slightest bit ready for this attention. He caressed her cheek, "Ooh So soft can I keep her?" Deidara asked.

"No you can NOT!" Neji was getting pissed off and pulled his cousin from the death grip the weird blonde was giving Hinata. "Hinata is the heiress to the Hyuuga company you cannot treat her like such a toy."

"Tell me something I don't know…" Itachi muttered.

"I think she's absolutely adorable." Deidara replied and grabbed her back hiding her under his cloak, (Yeah they think they're oh soo cool with their cloaks of doom . Just go with me..)

Hinata was dazed, she was being passed around like a prize doll, apparently her shy innocent nature was extremely adorable to the blonde and he wouldn't let her go, and the fact she was stuck in the dark. At least it was warm Zetsu's basement was extremely cold to keep Zetsu in his freshness…

"Ah shut up and drink this!" Zetsu said and threw Neji some Sake. Neji was extremely stressed out, Deidara was spending his time cuddling his poor cousin to death who had apparently fainted from being so close to a male, Sasuke had passed out from Kisame giving him a glass of Sake because he gave him anchovies to eat and apparently Sasuke didn't like to eat fish.

Now Neji was drunk and Hinata had finally awoken…

"You're so adorable! What's your name?" Apparently Deidara wasn't paying attention. Or maybe he wanted to hear her voice, who doesn't? It's just so CUTE!

"Uhh." Hinata was relived she had finally gotten out of the death grip, "Its Hinata." She said softly.

"Oooh! HOW CUTE!" He gave her a noogie, yes Deidara was a sucker for shy girls like Hinata.

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"So now that we all introduced ourselves now what?" Itachi asked.

"There are plenty of things to do. I vote strip poker!" Kisame shouted

"YES!" Deidara screamed. "Hinata-hime has to play!" He yelled.

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And hour later, Hinata was either extremely lucky, or she was cheating, she hadn't lost a single iteam of clothing. Meanwhile Itachi was down to his pants, Sasuke had no pants, Deidara was almost nude (Determined little sucker . ) Sasori and pants as well as a shirt but lost his cloak. Zetsu couldn't play because he was in hibernation (( . )) Neji was passed out drunk, he didn't know it was sake. And Kisame already lost the game so he went home.

"This sucks, the whole reason we played was to see Hinata without a sweater on." Itachi mumbled to Sasori who was beside him.

Hinata was playing around with her cards when she was younger she always played poker with her father and his friends because she had nothing else to do, and eventually Hinata gained quite a poker face. Plus her innocent nature was just plain awesome.

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"Hmm." Deidara was thinking. "HA! I win! HINATA TAKE OFF YOUR SWEATER!" He said.

"Uh, I beat you." Hinata said pointing at her royal flush she had gotten for the third time in the game.

"WHAT!" Deidara was runing around in his boxers. "I am not removing these, it is going to taint the mind of Hinata-hime." He explained.

"Pfft, You have nothing anyways." Itachi said..

Hinata was blushing, she already couldn't look at anyone in the eye without fainting and Neji was still passed out.

"Hmm, We should be getting home Itachi." Sasuke said noticing Hinata's discomfort. "Besides we have school tomorrow something you don't have right now."

"I'm still in high school." Deidara replied.

"Whatever." Sasuke said pulling Hinata and grabbing Neji from the couch.

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"They are nice people j-just a little uhh.."

"Perverted?"

"No"

"Idiotic?"

"Noo.."

"Insane?"

"Maybe a little bit. But I did enjoy the stay there." Hinata said.

"Hn." Sasuke replied, "That's because you don't live with him and you don't see them at least once a week… And because you are a girl." He sighed.

"Oh." Hinata said..

"They aren't so bad they do know manners and such but they act a little weird when they are all together. Deidara is actually hmmm a mix between Naruto and Shikamaru when in certain moods." Sasuke explained Hinata nodded. "Sasori is actually quiet and respectful when he isn't drunk. And Neji can walk when he doesn't pass out." Sasuke said Hinata giggled softly.

"I'll carry him if you can't handle it." She replied.

"Hn." Sasuke shifted the Hyuuga on his back once again. "The fact that he's drooling doesn't help either." He mumbled.

"Yes Neji-niisan tends to do that when he sleeps." Hinata replied a soft smile on her face. "Don't worry it won't ruin your 'Oh-So-LOVLEY hair SASUKE-KUN!'" Hinata mocked his fan girls.

He smirked surprisingly Hinata did a stupid imitation of being a fan girl… But then again she hasn't had much practice being a rampaging boar.

"How did you learn to play poker so well?" He asked.

Hinata pulled out some cards in her sleeve. Turns out Hinata isn't THAT innocent after all. He smirked.

"You're full of surprises." He mumbled.

"How so?" She asked.

"First there was liking Naruto." He started she blushed at the mention, "Then there was rejecting me and saying yes to Lee…" he paused. "And then their's the fact you cheated during poker. Really… You aren't like others." Sasuke explained.

(I never knew this would end up being a sasuhina moment.)

"Hinata… Let's go home. What happened to Neji?" They arrived at the Uchiha's house.

"Oh… He slipped and fell" Hinata replied.

"Oh well lets get going.

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So Hinata can lie as well? Sasuke smirked.

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WHOOPIE!

5th chapter COMPLETE!

MOSHI MOSHI!

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I hope you guys liked it. I wasn't planning one bit on making a SASUHINA moment but since I adore the pairing… Why not? Neji was passed out anyways and Itachi didn't want to take them home… It doesn't mean Hinata would end up with them though…. . R&R please?