-1Moshi Moshi Chapter 6
At school….
Hinata sighed softly she was in the parenting course right now Gaara was still staring at her Lee was over excited about something and Ino kept passing her pointless notes. Thy were going to learn their partners today and Hinata didn't really want to be paired with someone who would yell at her or treat her like an idiot or someone who stares at her constantly.
"Okay so the partners today… Hmmm I went over this with Tsunade and we put some deep thought into this." Jiraiya said.
"Okay so the first partners are Kiba and Naruto… You two are both loud and have positive attitudes, you'll work well with each other and I don't want you two to be the cause of others failing the course, the UKE of this group will be Naruto…" Jiraiya explained.
"WHAT!" Naruto yelled.
"Shhh, it means that you get to have this weighted stomach on!" Jiraiya through a heavy waist band thing at Naruto (Ya know so they can all experience what its like to be pregnant.)
"SWEET!" Naruto said and put on the waist band.
"Okay the next pair is Tenten and Chouji." Jiraiya said (Hahaha! You weren't expecting that!) "I really thought this one over, Tenten is energetic and she isn't afraid of pushing people and she will probably get Chouji to do anything, Chouji is caring and such and will be of great help." He explained.
"That's good enough then.." Tenten said and got a waist band thrown at her.
"Hmmm Ino and Sakura." Jiraiya said.
"WHAT!"
"Yeah I don't exactly know how we got a girl on girl thing going on but Tsunade said that you would beat any guy on your team, you'd end up killing each other if one of you got Sasuke and you two if you get past your difference which aren't that many you'd make a great team. So who wants the tummy?" He asked, actually no one wanted to tummy so he ended up throwing it at Ino.
"Okay so the next two, Neji and Rock Lee." Jiraiya announced
"Oh you have to be kidding me!" Neji slapped his face.
"I'll BE THE WOMEN!" Rock lee jumped in the air and grabbed the waist band.
"Okay you two though Neji does get irritated by him, you have a strong relationship, though it doesn't seem like it Neji Rock Lee will always listen to you when it comes to completing a similar goal." He explained.
"Okay Shino and Gaara." The two mentioned were completely silent. "You two are both silent all the time and Gaara I didn't want you to be with Hinata considering you stare at her constantly." Naruto pissed himself laughing.
"Hn." Gaara replied.
He got a waist band thrown at him.
"So whose left?" Jiraiya asked, Hinata raised her hand and So did Sasuke. "Ah well.. Then you two are the last ones. Coming from such powerful families I thought it would be great for you two to be together. Plus wouldn't it be fun visiting each others houses?" He said and threw Hinata a waist band. "And the fact no fan girl would kill you Hinata you have no enemy." He explained.
Hinata was still in shock from the mention of other houses, Itachi was at that house and she surely didn't want to go there.
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"Well you better get those things on… Or you fail." Naruto groaned putting the waist band on while everyone else thought it was pretty neat Rock lee was going nuts with joy . .
((Ha-ha nuts with joy))
"Hmm." Hinata was putting on the waist band it was pretty heavy but fit underneath her cloths and it looked like she wasn't wearing a thing.
"How are we supposed to try out for sport teams if we wear these things?" Tenten argued.
"You can take them off then, but if anyone catches you with them off you fail… For cheating." Jiraiya said then laughed.
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"Arug.. My ankles hurt already." Ino complained.
"Heh." Sakura was especially happy she didn't have to suffer like the other girls.
"It's not that bad Ino." Hinata said, "If you keep thinking about it the pain will just get worse besides he said we don't have to participate in gym." She explained.
"Yeah well I want to go into gym today." Ino said, "For once."
"Heh…" Tenten was eating like a maniac…
"Well we get the babies on Monday remember?" Sakura said. "And that's when you hand in the tummies.. Well whatever you're wearing."
"It's supposed to show us what it's like to be pregnant. You're the man so Jiraiya-sensei probably thinks you're a lesbian." Ino laughed.
"I am no lesbian I'm far from it. I am in love with Sasuke." Sakura replied.
"Sasuke is pretty girly." Tenten commented.
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"Hn." Sasuke was slightly irritated everyone was complaining about their partners in some way or another.
"He could've at least made Sakura and Ino be with someone of the male population." Neji complained.
"I wouldn't say such a thing like that Neji, those two are much worse then Lee because they will hurt you." Naruto said, "Though I would've of liked to see Sakura's abilities as my future wife." He chuckled while dozing off.
"Whatever…" Neji replied.
"Well Shino and Gaara will probably kill the baby." Kiba smirked.
"My baby shall be springing with youthfulness and I'll teach it how to walk!" Rock Lee exclaimed.
"Lee.. Their dolls…" Neji whacked him over the head.
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"Ah well at least the dance will be fun… But I have to wear a stupid weight the whole time…" Tenten said poking the waist band on her tummy.
"I think it's going to be fun." Hinata giggled.
"Let's hope Kiba and Naruto don't touch the punch again… Poor Neji had a major head ache the next day.." Tenten was recalling last years dance.
"Hmm. You remember next week is the tryouts for the cheerleading team correct?" Ino said.
"What's your point?" Tenten replied.
"Lets ALL JO-"
"No." Tenten said quickly.
"But It will b-"
"No."
"Why not!?"
"No."
"….I don't think it would be that bad Tenten… It wouldn't interfere with the soccer team, because football is on different days." Hinata explained.
"No.."
"What if we convinced some of the boys?" Ino suggested.
"I'm in!" Tenten said trying to picture Neji with pompoms.
"ALRIGHT!" Sakura yelled.
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"Any team sports?" Naruto asked finally out of his day dream.
"I was thinking about foot ball but no one in this grade ever makes it… Lee will because of his speed." Neji said.
"I think you would make a great cheerleader Neji." Kiba suggested.
"How so?" Was Neji actually INTERESTED?
"Well, you don't have much of a manly figure, but you could make a great lifter. The cheerleading squad really needs males to lift…" Kiba explained..
"How do you know this?"
"I was the one organizing all the teams with Shikamaru last year because it paid good money." Kiba replied.
"Heh.. Yeah right you were probably on the squad." Naruto laughed.
"Actually a lifter requires a lot of strength and you have to have good endurance, you may think cheerleaders are gay but really they require as much strength as any sport or even more." Kiba explained.
"Plus you can see up girls skirts." Neji grinned.
"I always knew you were a pervert." Sasuke muttered.
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OOKAY!
Finally I finished chapter… 6?
Oh yeah I'm at chapter 6 already
Okay This chapter isn't very good I rushed it, although I havn't updated in such a looong time you can blame it on my school
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So yeah I hope you're happy for the random partners…
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Originally I was going to put Hinata with Gaara, but then I'm like what the heck! Yeeeah… So please review!!!!!!!! I'm dying for some encouragement it usually makes me write a whole bunch faster!
