Chapter Two: The Fight

Itachi and Sasuke were glaring at each other. Zetsu watched, bored. "OH MY GOD! THEY'VE BEEN STARING AT EACH OTHER FOR THREE DAYS!" said White Zetsu. "I'm bored. I'm glad I brought my gameboy!" Said Black Zetsu. "Dude, know what would be awesome? Gameboy and pot!" Said White Zetsu.

"…YES! YES! GET THE BONG!" Yelled Black Zetsu.

Meanwhile, in Genjutsu land…

Itachi and Sasuke had been through many battlegrounds, including Naboo (where Itachi and Sasuke joined forces to eradicate the gungans) Mordor (Where Itachi lost because he had a staring contest with the eye of Sauron, who he lost to) and the Uchiha slaughter (where Sasuke lost because he was too busy trying to save his relatives). Now they were in Candyland, where Itachi was trapped by the molasses swamp. "This is the end, Itachi!" yelled Sasuke, as he poured gasoline on the molasses swamp. "I need a double purple to get out of this mess. FUCK!" Said Itachi. Sasuke lit a match, and chucked it at the molasses swamp. Fortunately for Itachi, this was a genjutsu, so he turned the molasses swamp into Tobi. "Hi Itachi and Sasuke. Tobi loves you a-ARRGH! I'M ON FIRE!!! WHY!!!" said Tobi. Sasuke was about to draw his sword when suddenly, the genjutsu broke. A dart had punctured his neck, and he fell, bleeding and uncouncious. Itachi, immediately fled, and Zetsu, stoned off his ass, was busy playing Donkey Kong. "Dude! The barrels keep on coming! I need the fucking hammer!" said Black Zetsu. "YES! WE GOT THE HAMMER! SUCK IT, BARRELS!" Said White Zetsu. A small group promptly arrived at the summit.

"Wow, Tsunade-baa chan is a really good shot!" Said Naruto.

Sakura started poking Sasuke's body, and was about to take off his clothes until Tsunade stopped her.

Kakashi was reading his book.

"No penis!" Said Sai, pointing at Zetsu.

"Dude, it's those guys from that place!" Said both Zetsus. "Let's BLUREAAAAGHHHHHH!" Zetsu's speech was interrupted by a sudden fit of vomiting, brought on by a combination of nachos and pot.

Kakashi immediately kicked Zetsu in the face, knocking him out.

"Alright, let's drag these sons of bitches home!" Said Kakashi.