A/N: sorry about all the reviews that got deleted 'cause of double posting

A/N: sorry about all the reviews that got deleted 'cause of double posting. (

Chapter 2: Longing for Detention

Detention with Dolores. The phrase rolled around in Harry's head. He couldn't pay attention to Professor Binns and goblin rebellions, only what that beautiful body might look like in that lovely black negligee he knew she must wear.

"Hey, Harry, what was that thing about Uric?"

The words seemed distant, it took Harry a few seconds to reply. He had to wrench himself away from the image of the silk... This made him very irritable towards Ron.

"What?"

"uh, something wrong?"

"mm, no why?"

"You were all spaced out, and dreamy for a second there mate"

"oh"

Hermione to gave him a quizzical look, but turned quickly to write down some date Binns had just mentioned.

Harry took a breath, and took a chance. "I was just thinking about how I have another detention" he tried to suppress the urge to start laughing madly with glee, or maybe passion?

Ron's expression turned from one of boredom to one of anger.

"Oh yeah, that slimy toad, what a cow giving you detention like that!"

Inwardly Harry felt enraged. His love? A toad? Slimy? A cow? Oh no, she wasn't slimy, her skin was soft, like a baby's bottom, he thought. He had to stop himself from giggling.