Chapter 12: AAAAAAAHHHHH! A Giant Head Monster! The Mission Begins!

THE FOLLOWING PASSAGES ARE TAKEN FROM SHINO BUG 22'S MISSION JOURNAL. THEY TAKE PLACE FROM 4/9/08 (BEGINNING OF MISSION) TO 8/9/08 (FOUR MONTHS LATER).

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Wow, my first mission! I can't wait to get out of the city and see the country. I have absolute confidence in my teammates (one of them is a PUPPY! Do you know how big that is?) and I know we're going to win.

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It's been three days since my last entry. We're almost to the door of Tsunade's office.

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We made it out of the office yesterday, but some girl grabbed Jimmython for her pet! We're going to have to divert and rescue him!

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It's taken us a month, but we saved Jimmython. Unfortunately, a strong wind blew us across town. We're about a ten-minute walk for a person from the gate. We have to try our best!

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It's been two months now. We're nearly a quarter of the way to the gate. Morale is low. Supplies have run short. Shino Bug 121 nearly pitched a fit when it was his turn to carry Frederick. We have to keep going…

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We're starving. Halfway to the gate, we ran out of food. I may have to eat you to survive…

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We got resupplied! Ichiraku Ramen guy gave us some food. He said that Naruto was putting all 5 of his kids into Harvard with the money he gets from his ramen-buying.

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It's taken us four months, but we made it to the gate! Now our adventure can begin…

Sakura happened upon the party.



"WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU'RE STILL HERE!? GET THE FUCK GOING YOU FUCKERS!" She screamed as she punted them over the gates.

In their headlong flight, the bugs made it to about 100 feet away from akatsuki base (Sakura is a strong kicker).

"…Is everyone ok?" Asked Shino Bug 22.

"I'm fine!" Said Shino Bug 121.

"Arf!" Said Jimmython.

"…" Said Frederick (he's still in a coccoon).

As the bugs were about to advance, they heard a very faint screaming.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!"

Hidan's head, which had been soaring through the air for four months, finally landed-right in front of the party.

"TOBIYOUMOTHERFUCKINGFUCKERPIECEOFBITCHSHITIMGONNAKILLYOUKILLYOUKILLYOUKILLYOU!!" screamed the head hysterically. He than turned to the bugs.

"Ooh, several adorable bugs and a puppy. I'M GONNA FREAKING EAT YOUR SOULS!!" Screeched Hidan.

"CRAP!" yelled Shino Bug 22. A few minutes passed.

"Hey, he can't move!" exclaimed Shino Bug 121. Jimmython went to the back of Hidan's head and began urinating.

CRAP! They figured out my one weakness! Time to use my secret weapon! Thought Hidan. Hocking with all of his might, he fired a loogie at Shino Bug 22, and missed by less than an inch.

"Everyone, take evasive action! Jimmython, keep peeing! Shino Bug 121, time for our ultimate attack!" yelled Shino Bug 22. The two bugs flew over to Hidan, while dodging his loogies, and began firing punch after punch and kick after kick at Hidan, getting in over 7000 hits!

Hidan blinked in annoyance as the bugs sat on his forehead.

"Time to reload." As Hidan snorted, he sucked up…

"FREDERICK! NOOOOO!" roared Shino Bug 121.

Suddenly, a butterfly flew out of Hidan's nose. "He's ok!" exclaimed Shino Bug 22.



Suddenly, Hidan began screaming. Parts of his face were disappearing, and swarms of maggots were crawling out of him.

"I laid my eggs inside his brain." Said Frederick, who is actually a girl.

Soon, only Hidan's mouth was left lying on the ground.

"FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGH!!"

Hidan's cursing was interrupted when Jimmython, seeing a convenient hole, began defacating. Soon, all that was left of Hidan was a mumbling pile of dog crap.

"Awesome!" Exclaimed Shino Bug 22. "Tonight we eat like kings!"

Next Chapter: About Damn Time! Storming the Base and the Secret Weapon!