Family Matters

By: Naruto-chan25

Starring: Akatsuki and Family

Chapter Five: You're Yondaime!

"I WANNA HEAR YOU SAY IT, YEAH! A-KA-SU-KI!!! LA, LA, LA, LA, LA Y-M-C-A!!!" Leader sang, heading towards Sound. When he got there he sighed when he remembered he had to deal with the guards. He sighed in relief when he noticed that they were all sleeping (seriously, why do they even bother having guards?).

He started to head towards the Hokage... I mean... Otokage to talk to Orochimaru. H turned the corner only to see...

"LEADER-SAMA!!!" someone screamed.

"OH MY GAUD!! JUST TAKE MY MONEY AND LEAVE!!!" he screamed.

"SILLY LEADER-SAME!!! IT'S ONLY TOBI!!!" said Tobi, hugging the Leader.

"Oh, yes... Tobi... Good boy," said Leader, patting Tobi's head.

"What is Leader-sama doing?" asked Tobi.

Leader shrugged and continued walking. "I'm going to see Orochi..." he started.

"LEADER-SAMA IS RELATED TO OROCHIMARU!!! BUT OROCHIMARU SCARED TOBI!!" said Tobi, starting to cry.

"No, no! Don't cry, Tobi. I'm just asking him to bring back my family member because their all dead," Leader told them.

"Oh... Okay, Pein-sama."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!"

"LEADER-SAMA!!! I SAID LEADER-SAMA!!!" Tobi started crying. "TOBI'S SORRY!!!"

Pein hugged Tobi. "It's okay, Tobi. You're a good boy."

Tobi cheered and started to dance like Jiraiya.

"..."

Pein sweat dropped and walked into the Otokage Tower. When he got to Orochimaru's office he just walked in.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT KABUTO!!! ... ... ... You're not Kabuto... YOU'RE THE AKATSUKI LEADER!!!" Orochimaru screamed, pointing.

Tobi started crying and hugged Pein.

"Yes... I realized. I cam to ask a favour."

"What is it and what do I get in return?" asked Orochimaru.

"I want you to... BRING THE YONDAIME HOKAGE... BACK TO LIFE!!!" Pein screamed.

"Why would I want to bring the person I hate back to life?" Orochimaru asked.

"So you can kill him again?"

"I'LL DO IT!!!" Orochimaru yelled.

Twenty minutes later there was a tomb stone in the office. Pein opened it and the Yondaime walked out.

Tobi, who went to go to the bathroom before Pein asked Orochimaru to bring Yondaime back to life, walked into the room and pointed at the Yondaime. "YONDAIME!!!" he screamed.

"YOU'RE YONDAIME!!!" he countered.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Sorry..."

"Right..." said Pein.

Yondaime looked at Pein. "BROTHER!!!" Yondaime screamed, hugging his brother.

"I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Orochimaru screamed.

"Hold on," said Yondaime. Orochimaru paused. "You brought me back to life... just to kill me?" he asked. Orochimaru shrugged and nodded. "Wow, you're dumb.

Yondaime killed Orochimaru.

Kabuto walked into the room. "Orochimaru I got your coffee. ... ... ... Oh, you're dead... ... ... I CALL BEING THE NEXT OTOKAGE!!!" he screamed, jumping into Orochimaru's desk. "Hahaha..."

"ARASHI LIVES!!!" Yondaime screamed.

"Um... You're name is Minato..." Tobi pointed out. "TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!!!" Tobi screamed, remembering he wasn't emo and/or smart.

"Right... So, what do you need me for?" Minato asked Pein.

"Oh... Yeah... It's family night at Akatsuki," Pein answered.

"Then why didn't you just get Naruto?"

"... ... ... ... NARUTO'S YOUR SON!?!"

Minato nodded.

"OH NO!!! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KIDNAP HIM AND KILL HIM!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!" Pein cried. He started crying.

"TOBI IS OBITO!!!" screamed Tobi, taking off his mask.

"AHHH!!! DEAD PERSON!!!" yelled Minato, punching Obito.

He flew out the window and out of sight. The last thing anyone heard was...

"TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!"

Poor Tobi. He landed in Konoha...

TBC?

I'm so proud of myself. I'm actually updating. For those who are reading this story please consider read my other ones. I really want to update them but I'm not getting enough reviews so I don't really feel like it. My Shikamaru side to too strong. I always find myself saying 'how troublesome' and 'what a drag' what I don't even want to... I don't know why... Anyway... PREVIEW TIME!!!

Preview: Next time!!! Deidara is going to Konoha! Why? He doesn't live in Konoha! I said so, that's why. Jashin must really hate him. TOBI'S THERE!!!

I'll reply to some comments... AGAIN!!!

Delphine: I really have no idea what you're talking about... Sorry. lol

Moji817: Thanks a lot! And I agree. I've read some stories that are so... not funny that I'm laughing at it.

Potterandanimelover: Thanks! I can't right anything else besides humor so.. Yeah! I've tried making an emo story but it's turned out Kyuubi telling all of Naruto's deepest darkest secrets and it was pretty funny. Maybe I should finish it sometime...

Panda-chan101: I don't see how someone could resurrect themselves. Hm... Well, you never know... Hm... let's try that again.

Panda-chan101: YOU'RE MADARA!!!