Family Matters
By: Nara-chan25
Starring: Akatsuki and Family
Chapter Six: Tobi goes out with a BANG!!!
Deidara sighed. He didn't really want to got to Konoha. He wanted to see his cousin but... He was nervous. He didn't know if he could go or not. He hoped so. He didn't want to be the only Akatsuki that didn't bring any family. Even Itachi brought Sasuke! The kid that wanted to kill him! AND THEY WERE GETTING ALONG!!!
He sighed in relief when he got there and walked past the sleeping guards. He walked through the village, heading towards one place. We walked in, hearing the bell ring as he opened the door.
"Can I help you? ... ... ... DEIDARA!!!" someone yelled.
Deidara turned towards to counter and smiled. "INOSHI!!! What's up, h'm?" Deidara asked.
"I could ask you the same thing. It's not any day that a S rank criminal walks into a flower shop," Inoshi pointed out.
"Well, you see, h'm... Akatsuki is having a family night, h'm. I came to see ifmy favourite cousin could go, yeah," Deidara told him.
Inoshi smiled. "Depends when it is," he replied.
"It's tomorrow night, h'm," Deidara answered.
Inoshi' smile disappeared. "Sorry, Deidara. I have a mission. Oh, wait! Maybe Ino can go!" Inoshi suggested.
"Isn't she still 3 h'm?" Deidara asked. "I'm not taking care of a little kid, yeah."
"Ino's 12, almost 13," Inoshi said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Oh... I'LL DO IT, H'M!!!" Deidara screamed.
"Great. INO!!!" Inoshi screamed.
"Coming, Daddy!" Ino screamed from somewhere.
A few minutes later a girl who looked a lot like Deidara and even more like Inoshi same walking through the door. "Yes, Dad... Deidei?" Ino asked. She ran to her second cousin and jumped into his arms. "DEIDEI-CHAN!!!" she screamed. "I'VE MISSED YOU!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU COME AND SEE ME!?" she yelled.
Deidara sweat dropped at the nickname. "I've been busy, h'm. I came here to ask you're Dad if he wanted to come to Akatsuki family night with me, yeah. He can't go, h'm, so I was wondering if you want to come instead."
"Well, I don't know..." Ino said slowly.
"Sasuke's going, h'm," Deidara said quickly.
"I'LL GO PACK MY STUFF!!!" she squeaked, running up the stairs.
Before Deidara and Inoshi could start another conversation they heard Ino yell and the sound of someone falling down the stairs. Whoever fell landed right between the two men. "TOBI OKAY!!!" Tobi screamed, jumping to his feet and giving a thumb up. "DEIDARA-SENPEI!!!" Tobi screamed, hugging is senpei.
Deidara smacked Tobi over the head. "You idiot! What are you doing here, h'm!?" Deidara asked.
"SENSEI PUNCHED TOBI AND TOBI LAND UPSTAIRS!!!" Tobi answered.
"GO AWAY, H'M!!!"
"HEY, DEIDARA-SENSEI!!!"
"I SAID GO AWAY NOT HEY, YEAH!!!"
"I love you, Deidara-sensei."
"I hate you, h'm."
"TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!!!" Tobi screamed.
Deidara rolled his eyes and sighed in relief when Ino came downstairs with her page. Deidara took it for her. He would have given it to Tobi but he would have messed something up.
"Bye, Daddy," Ino said, hugged her Dad.
After all the goodbye's Deidara, Ino, and Tobi were leaving Konoha.
"TOBI GOOD BOY!!!" Tobi screamed suddenly.
Deidara got really mad a decided to give Tobi a present.
"Okay, Tobi. I want you to stay right here until I say so, okay? Now, hold this present I got for you, " Deidara said, handing Tobi a clay bomb.
Deidara ran away, Ino running behind him. Once they got far enough there was a big explosion. "TOBI GOES OUT WITH A BANG, H'M" Deidara shouted.
"Why would you do that!?" Ino yelled, a little freaked out.
"Don't worry, yeah," said Deidara. "He can survive everything for some reason, h'm."
Deidara thought of how he wished Tobi didn't survive everything.
Tobi flew through the air, wondering what happened. He handed on top of someone. The person yelled at him and said that if he got hear he was paying for his health care.
TBC?
Sorry about the lateness. I think it was a little too short, too. If I get enough reviews I'll update sooner. You'll know why after the preview. So, here's the preview! Enjoy!!!
Preview: Next time! Kukuzu's turn! He goes back home to his village to get his family member. To bad he's too cheep! It's turns out to be Zetsu's turn, too!
There's your preview. I'll answer to some comments now! Yeah. I love reviews so much that's the only reason I write the next chapter! YAY!!!
Panda-chan101: gasps I knew it! THAT'S MEANS I WIN!!! IF YOU'RE MADARA TOBI'S OBITO!!! MWAHAHAHAH!!!
Yinyanglover: I'm glad you like me story! Thanks for the review!
Purplewolfstar35: Thanks! Er... I don't know what else to say... Um... MOO!!!
Potterandanimelover: Thanks! I liked the chapter, too! YAY!!!
Mojo817: YAY TOBI!!! Tobi thinks you're a good boy, too. (I hope you're not a boy... If you are Tobi still thinks you're a good boy...)
sn1ck3rD00dl3: Obito gets his stupidness from somewhere, right?
Colliocows215: I hate to disappoint you but Minato and Pein are not related. I think they were on the same gennin team. My sister told me this long story of how Jiraiya trained Pein and Konan. I can't remember if she said they were all on the same team or not. I don't think so but... um...
Tobi and I love you all for your reviews. I'll try to update soon. I'm sorry it took longer then normal. I went to a friends house.
slaps forehead I forgot to tell you guys something. There's a chance I won't be able to update on weekends. I go to my Dad's house to visit. ( we don't really talk that much except for on the ride there. I mostly just go for Naruto. I'm mean. DX) But there's good news. Even though I can watch TV there and not here I still find myself bored. I'll bring a floppy disk or whatever (if I remember) and write a supper long chapter (again, if I remember) And since I'm bring a floppy (if I remember) I can post another thing I've been working on! Yay! It's one of those chat room things but you guy might like it. Or not... there's Yaoi in it.
Now that I'm done that I have to scroll up and write the actual story. lol.
