My bathroom, my shower-bath, 9:30 PM
Those twins sure are a workout.
They had me chasing their little mechanical dog thing around the house for a half hour, trying to turn it off so they could 'hit the bay.'
Then, they hugged me repeatedly, yelling out, "Your skinny!" To which I would just say, "Do you reaaaaly like hugging me or do you think if you keep saying I'm skinny that I will automatically get you a new Webkinz?" They just giggled.
Curse those, cute, cute faces and adorable, giggly laughs. I told them I'd buy them each a new Webkinz. I haven't even been to a toy store since I was their age!
Because that's when I started noticing that girl's were awesome… not gross and infested with cooties.
But anyway. I should probably get back to the story then, shouldn't I, Journal?
Okay.
We were at deer heart or whatever. Later edit- Oh MY god. I KNEW it was dear heart, but... I forgot!
As they continued to kiss, I continued noticing that there wasn't the usual… I don't know… something in it.
I looked over at Lilly and Nate again, and they had decided it best to have a making out war. 'Oh golly. I guess I'm the judge of this one…' I recall thinking as their "innocent" kissing turned into a heated, full-fledged make out session.
That's Lilly and Nate anyway. Miley and Jake were kissing even less than before, if possible.
Finally, the two couples broke apart (at the same time… kinda weird), and Jake hugged Miley.
The words "I hope this works," and "It better," were audible.
"What do you hope will work?" I asked, trying to get the hint of jealousy out of my voice, with no such luck.
"Nothing!" Miley and Jake said in unison, while Lilly and Nate snickered. I raised an eyebrow and looked at my friend and her… boyfriend.
"You're lying." I said.
The more I think about this, the more I realize that this seemed like a ton of bad acting.
"No we're not!" Miley said, her face turning pale. Jake put his arm around her and pulled her closer. "Do you want me to prove it to you?" He asked. I saw Miley shoot a glance at him.
"Yes." I responded. "Okay…" He said. He grabbed Miley and started kissing her like how Lilly and Nate had been kissing before… and then…
"RIIING! RIIINNNNG!" The telephone sang as Miley and Jake kissed. "RIIING! RINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!" It said.
Jake FINALLY pulled apart from Miley and asked her, "Are you going to answer that?" "RIIIING!" The phone rang again. "Yeah." Miley said, racing to the phone.
I ruffled my hair, trying to figure out what all of this meant. Then, I thought, 'Saved by the ring…'
"Hello?" Miley asked into the phone. "Ohhh, hi daddy. Oh, um, just hanging out. Where are you?"
I had forgotten that Miley's dad was at a Hannah meeting.
"Oh, on your way home? Okay. Yeah, I'm just having movie night with Lilly, Oliver, Jake, and Nate. No, there's no kissing going on," She said, her country accent twanging as she turned a light shade of pink, "No, daddy, I promise. Okay. You're gonna go to bed as soon as you get home? Wow. You must be. Yeah. You too. Byeee, daddy. I WILL, daddy! I KNOW, daddy!" She said, hung up the phone, and threw it at the couch, not realizing where it would end up hitting. Or who.
"OUCH!" I said, and abruptly jumped into the air and fell of the couch. I looked up with an annoyed look on my face and Miley and Lilly started to giggle.
Jake and Nate had gone over to the floor where Lilly had spilled the food. They gathered everything and cleaned up. How nice…
Miley and Lilly came over and helped me up.
As I grabbed Miley's left hand, I felt something like an electric spark. This caused me to yelp out and fall on the floor again.
Lilly laughed and said, "What happened? Did Ollie have a big ol' prolly?" I think by that she meant problem. "Yeah, it looked like you were electrocuted!" Miley agreed as they helped me up again.
I had to try to ignore my second electrocution as I took Miley's hand. "Sorry Ollie," She said, "I love you."
Lilly shot her a wide-eyed glance and Jake's head shot up faster than you can say 'Whoa." That's true, actually, because Nate had said whoa while Jake's head shot up.
"What?" I asked. She turned light pink, then hot pink, then bright red, then flaming red. I watched her in awe. It was like watching a fireworks display.
"Nothing! I-I just said that I love you!" "Oh…?" I said questioningly. "Like a brother… duh." She said weakly, with an eye roll.
Nate and Jake (haha, did you ever realize that their names rhyme, Journal?) got back to their cleaning while Lilly looked like she was restraining laughter.
Oh snicker doodles. Mom and Aunt Bobbie got home and they want to know how the twins were. I'll write more later.\
My bedroom, my bed, later on
La da da. Life is such a wonderful road trip.
I was recently asked by Aunt Bobbie who is a nurse these following questions:
"Are you in love?" to which I answered "Yes."
"Are you a virgin?" "Unfortunately."
"Have you ever had a heated make out session?" "Sure.."
"Have you experienced numerous wet dreams about your crush?" "Erm… what does it mean to you?" "Just answer the question." "Um… yes?"
"Who are you in love with?" "None of your business."
That was all I could take. "I'm just trying to help." "Then can I give you some advice?"
"Sure." "Stop annoying me."
I think that hurt her feelings for she quickly excused herself to bed. Julia and Taylor who had gotten out of their beds for the answering were asking their mother what wet dreams were. I answered for them: you don't want to know.
They stomped off to the second guest bedroom where they were staying.
And now I'm lying in my bed, in nothing but my Hollister shorts. They keep riding up. They are not pleasing me. WHOA, Journal, that sounded WRONG!!! I am sorry for the… crudeness?
Anyway.
We watched freaking Jake Ryan acting like a stupid actor for a freaking hour and a half while Lilly and Nate made out and Miley was knocked out on my shoulder.
Yes, she fell asleep on MY shoulder, not yours, Jake freaking Ryan! Take that Fake Lion!
Hmmh… I like that! Fake Lion… it has a nice ring to it. Jake Ryan… Fake Lion… Fake Lion… Jake Ryan…
Oliver Oken… Miley Stuart… Oliver Oken… Miley Stuart… it just makes SENSE!! You know, Journal?
Crap. It's already… 12:30! I have a hugeeee History test tomorrow! YIKES!
Austa la vista, baby!
Sweet dreams to you, Journal.
I'll have wet ones.
Wow.
Hope you all enjoyed another short, pointless, stupid chapter. I just feel uber bad to keep you all hanging like that. But I want to know what you think about my story. You know if I should continue writing it or end it. Pleaseeee tell me what you think! Reviews are MUCH appreciated, but I'm sure you already know that! Lol. Oh and if you have any ideas I'd be glad to hear them! Love you all very much! Love your (hopefully) loved author thing, maddiej93. Austa la vista, babies! PS: I won't update until I get five reviews! Or more! I reallllly want to know what you all think! Thanks!
