Family Matters
By: Nara-chan25
Starring: Akatsuki and Family
Chapter Seven: The Cheap Plant People
Tobi flew through the air, wondering what happened. He handed on top of someone. The person yelled at him and said that if he got hurt he was paying for his health care.
"I'm sorry, Kakuzu! TOBI GOOD BOY!!" Tobi yelled, hugging Kakuzu.
"Oh, it's you…"
"Who are you bringing to the Akatsuki Family Night!?" Tobi yelled, running around like the idiot it is.
"I was going to bring my sister but I sold her to some guys…" he replied, thinking that it was normal and okay to do things like that.
"Oh! … … … CAN I HAVE THE MONEY!?" Tobi flew away.
"OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORING!!" sung Zetsu. "SILENCE!!"
"ZETSU-SAN!!" yelled Tobi, hugging Zetsu.
"Hello Tobi. DIE!! How are you?" asked Zetsu.
"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!"
"Ah, yes. YOU SUCK!!"
"What family member are you bringing to the Family Night, Zetsu-san!" yelled Tobi.
"I'm bringing my daughter, Billy," he said, pulling out a plant that looked like him, but female and in a pot. "SHE SMELLS BAD!!"
"GOOD BOY!!" Tobi yelled, scaring Billy so much that she pulled out a hammer she got from somewhere and hit him all the way back to the Akatsuki's evil base. He handed in the flower garden.
TBC?
I am SO sorry, everyone! I guess I just didn't feel like updating. I'm also sorry for the short chapter.
Preview: Next time the Family Night begins! A special guest shows up and Pein is sad because Konan decided to go on 'vacation'.
Well… At least I gave you a preview. XD
Sasusaku133: Oh, man… I guess Hidan already killed me…
J.: Thanks for your review!
SnickyPop: O.o GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
Potterandanimelover: I LOVE RAMEN COOKIES!!
Colliocows215: Now I'm going to spell your name wrong on purpose. :P
Mojo817: They left Konoha remember??
Brackets: I don't think Tobi can be a bad boy. I don't know about Obito, though…
Sharksbean: Thanks for your review!
CaliforniaWriter: PLEASE DON'T HUNT ME DOWN!!
Yinyanglover: TT It's not my fault I live in a box.
Panda-chan101: No, you can't be Tobi. You know why? Because I AM TOBI!!
And that's all for the reviews. I'm, once again, sorry for the long wait!
Oh, and this time I wrote the story before this part… Maybe I shouldn't… this is a short chapter. DX
