Hey!! I am BACK with chapter ELEVEN! WHOO HOO!! Lol. Ohmygod, I have been working on homework all evening… I had to write out an entire social studies lesson because my class got in trouble… lol I also had three worksheets in social studies, one worksheet in science, section 3 review in science #1-5, and study for the HUGEEE religion test tomorrow! My hand really hurts! Lol. Anyway, I'm sure you all didn't wanna know all that but whatevs. I hope you all enjoy chapter 11!
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MarauderNicki: Lol. I'm glad that you thought that the 'oh snicker doodles' thing was funny. I liked it because it was random, lol. And one of my friends, Aaron, says it. Along with 'oh my lanta!' or something. Anyway. Lol. Thanks for the review!
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Love you all so very much!- in the friendliest way possible because I don't personally know any of you, I don't think, lol.
Now onto the story.
Monday, January 30th
8:04, Lockers
Wow. Wow. Wow. And Wow.
That was what Miley, Lilly, Nate and I just said. One after another, after another, after another, after another. One… two… three… four… yeah that's enough after another's.
You wanna know what happened, Journal? Do ya? Do ya?
Okay, since you didn't answer me, I won't tell you.
AHAHAHAHA. I am an evil, tedious devil.
I just sprouted horns and a devil tail! I am h-ho-horny!
Why is Ashleen looking at me so... provocative? Or however that is spelled? I love spelling! I suck at it! Ohhhhhh yeahhhh...
Ehmagawd, Diary, did he REALLY just write that he is h-ho-horny?! I am like, disturbed beyond imagination. With mucha lova, Ashleen.
Wow. I am too embarrassed to write. You know, I think I'm gonna go bang my head against… the nearest object possible. I'll be right back.
Two minutes later…
Okay. This day has gone from bad to worse. The nearest object happened to be… dun, dun, dunnnn.
The dangerous Lilly Cat. Hey, that sounds like a show that could be on the Discovery Channel, or Animal Planet.
Anybang, I walked up to her and started banging my head as hard as I could on her back.
And yes, Journal, I DID just say anybang. I wouldn't mind giving Miley a few bangs, myself... okay... wow.
She was facing her locker, struggling with her new combination (don't ask why she got a new lock… it beats the devil's horny little horns out of me). As soon as my head flew in contact with her bony shoulders, she yelped, jumped more than two feet in the air, slapped my cheek in the process, and scared a few jumpy, nervous, chess-club geeks, Algebra 4 taking freshmen. Is that even a class??
Anyway.
You wanna know that happened earlier, Journal? I feel the great need to tell someone. Or something.
This is how it went.
"HEY OLIVER!" It was Lilly. She was running through the halls with something(s) that looked like a baby snakes. "TAKE ONE OF THESE!" She then through the snake-y looking thing-ys at me. "AGH!!!" I screamed. "It's just a garden snake!" Lilly screamed, "Chill!"
And chill I did. I actually slid down the lockers with a baby garden snake curled around my head.
How it got up there beats me.
Then, Miley came running up to me. Her hair was straightened and it cascaded down her shoulders and back. Her blue-grey eyes were even more blue-grey and her skin seemed to glow more than normal.
"OLIVER!" She said. "What?" I asked. I knew she was going to tell me that she loved me and then… "I lo-Why do you have a snake wrapped around your head?" I knew it. Stupid wishful thinking, Journal. That's what it was.
Dear Diary- That is TRUE love, Ollie! She loves you! She wants you to be her Knight in Shining Armor! She wants you to be her King of Kings! She wants you to be her Valentine! Can you believe that Miley's never had a boyfriend on Valentine's Day? It's amazing! I mean, even IIII have had a boyfriend on Valentine's Day… it didn't last, of course, but it still means something! Anyway, Ollie-Dollie's Diary, I'm sure you're tired of my constant bumbling, rambling, and mumbling. So I'll go now. Love you Ollie and Ollie's Diary! Love you much, XOXOXOXOX with extra XOXOXOX's, Tiger Lilly. PS: Don't you realize that she's using Jakey-poo Ryan to make-y youu jealous?
Yeah. Okay… I wish that were true but I'm pretty sure it isn't. Not even I am naïve enough to believe that Miley is secretly in love with me… and I'm positive that she ISN'T using Jake to make me jealous. But if she were, it sure is working! Oo
Later, in homeroom
Oh my god. I just made a complete and utter FOOL out of myself.
Journal, why do I have to be such a god-damn fish stick filled donut? (Ew… that sounds nasty, doesn't it, Journal?)
I told Miley. And Lilly. And Mr. Chokeyass. And basically the entire world. My deepest. Darkest. Secret. Ever.
Miley, Lilly, and I were all rushing to our homeroom, since the little incident with snakes made us behind. (A/N I know I didn't finish telling about that but it's Oliver. He's a guy. He has short term memory loss. Not really, but you know what I mean.)
Anyway.
Miley and Lilly and I were all rushing to our homeroom. We walked in three seconds late, and received our tardies. .
Anyway. I do say that a lot, don't I, Journal?
"Miss. Stewart, Miss. Truscott, Miss Oken, how nice of you three to show up." Mr. Chokeyass stated bluntly as he looked down at his 'To-do List'. "But you're usually late and you don't get a tardy. And I'm NOT a Miss. I am a Mr. and I think you very well know that. " I accidently blurted out. "Oken, let me see you after class." Herassischokey said. Man. Who knew the guy could be a total burnout?
"Fine." I said as I slumped into my seat. Today, I was sitting behind Miley and Lilly was behind me.
"Today," Mr. Herassischokey began, "we are starting a new activity!" There were many groans and a few un-enthusiastic 'woo-hoos'. "Now, now, before we get discouraged, let's talk about what we are going to do."
I leaned forward and poked Miley's shoulder. She turned around and I said stupid nonsense.
"OKEN! STEWART!" "Sorry Mr. Herassischokey." Said Miley. "Sorry Sir Chokeyass."
Miley turned around and looked at me with wide eyes and other people snickered quietly in their seats.
"Did I just say that out loud?" "Yes you did, SIR Chokin Oken." "HEY! Only Miley and Lilly can call me that." "Excuse me?" Chokeyass said. "Never mind." "That's what I thought." And now, he's talking never-endlessly about our next project.
And guess what it is, Journal?
WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII! Heck yeah…
And… we have to partner up and we have to take care of these baby doll things.
Fun, eh?
Oh snapping turtle. Oh Fudgesicle. Oh hopping poptarts.
I gotta go.
I'll give the details later.
PS: Chokeyass has a piece of cat hair on his… pokey ass. Wow.
Oken's… done.
THEY'RE GOING TO HAWAII! WOOHOO! Lol, I just needed some sort of excitement. Lol. I'm sorry for the short chapters lately, I've just been having like these braindead moments and I can't think of anything good to write. It really sucks. I actually wrote that last part a few minutes ago. I'm sick, so it may not be as good as usual. But please review, all the same. It will make me update sooner, and if I get more reviews, my update will be better and longer! Jones is… done. :P
