Hey guys! Sorry it's been so, so, so very long! I've been uber busy with school and I'm starting a new "novel" called The True Confessions of a Teenage Model and another one that I've been working on called… it doesn't really have a name yet, lol. So yeah, I've been pretty busy, thus, making me not be able to work in this fanfiction as much. I hope you all enjoy this update! PS: It's kinda a filler chapter, just warning you. PPS: It's mostly an IM conversation that Oliver had with his favorite cousin, Ryan. PPPS: Sorry about the bad grammar/spelling. It's two guys on IM. Be real. Do guys normally spell right? Anyway. PLEASE READ! And review! Love you all blows kisses and bows Don't throw plastic cups and shower heads at me. I feel very bad about not updating, believe ME.

Thank you very much to the reviewers!


February 2nd

In my room, on my floor since my best friends, Miley Cat and Tiger Lilly are occupying my bed

Yawn. Today has been, again, a very, very busy day.

Well, I don't have much to say except that Miley and Lilly are staying over here at my house. Very exciting.

I almost told Miley my secret.

But anyway.

I printed out this IM conversation I had with my cousin Ryan. Excuse me for the bad language, Journal.

my-abs-are-hard-as-Jell-O has just signed on.

the.smokinoken(browniemonster) says:

hey man

my-abs-are-hard-as-Jell-O says:

sup

the.smokinoken(browniemonster) says:

the usual. no matter what i do i cant getter off my mind

my-abs-are-hard-as-Jell-O says:

dude have u taken any of the advice ive given u i mean cmon

the.smokinoken(browniemonster) says:

i try!

the.smokinoken(browniemonster) says:

none of ur 'amazing girl advice' works for me

the.smokinoken(browniemonster) says:

i love her

my-abs-are-hard-as-Jell-O says:

i know thats why i told you to tell her

the.smokinoken(browniemonster) says:

the only good thatll do is ruin what we already have

my-abs-are-hard-as-Jell-O says:

but what if she feels the same bout u then ull never ever no unless like you find some secret telling potion at some old shit store

my-abs-are-hard-as-Jell-O says:

just tell her it's what id do

my-abs-are-hard-as-Jell-O says:

have you looked at ur name lately?

the.smokinoken(browniemonster) says:

idk rye... i just cant tell her. ive been close so many times it isnt funny. and yeah. brownie monster.

the.smokinoken(browniemonster) says:

and… the.smokinoken

my-abs-are-hard-as-Jell-O says:

yes you are. i can gaurtee that youll be happyer and gladder that you did.

the.smokinoken(browniemonster) says:

man wen did your gramer and spelling get so bad?

my-abs-are-hard-as-Jell-O says:

when you knocked me in the head with a folding chair…

the.smokinoken(browniemonster) says:

HEY! you know that wasn't my fault! i mean i just sat down and it folded! it wasnt MY fault that you were dumm enough to stand behind me when i sat down!

my-abs-are-hard-as-Jell-O says:

i was kidding dont get so offensive.

my-abs-are-hard-as-Jell-O says:

damn mom calling. said i have to walk her iguana. who walks iguanas anyway?

the.smokinoken(browniemonster) says:

not me. kay nice talkin to you have a great night!

my-abs-are-hard-as-Jell-O says:

you sound like hannah montana. dont do hat please.

the.smokinoken(browniemonster) says:

later

my-abs-are-hard-as-Jell-O says:

bye.


So yeahhh! That was my weirdo-conversation with my weirdo-cousin. He's pretty awesome, isn't he?

Haha. Miley and Lilly just got in a teddy bear fight…. WAIT THAT'S MY TEDDY BEAR!

Urgh. Sorry about that. Just strangled and was strangled by two furious, ferocious jungle kitties. And one of them is my true love… and the other a true nightmare.

Ohmygod. Miley just said something to me… she said she loved me. And then Lilly freaked out. She said something about leaving sour cream out at her house and her mom's parrot would eat it… she doesn't even have a parrot! Or any type of animal with wings, feathers, or hard core beaks! (And by hard core I mean hard cored.)

And then Miley and I were just sitting there, she was looking at me as if I were the Nutcracker. Stupid Nutcracker. Haha, Journal, have you ever thought what a funny name that is? Nutcracker… Cracker of the Nuts… The Cracker is Nuts… the Nuts are Crackery… Crackers are the Nuts… My Nuts are Cracky… Crackernuts… I like crackers. I don't mean white people OR the people who are addicted to crack. I like nuts too. But not the ones that guys have along with their… erm, never mind.

Anyway. Back to Miley. So we sat there staring at each other… crap she's back. I'll write back asap.


30 Minutes Later… same day, same place

OH FREAKKY FREAKKY FREAKKY FRESH! I AM THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!

Miley… loves… ME. I… love… Miley… Miley… kissed… ME!! And it was the most magical thing I've ever tasted. Even more magical than nuts and crackers and crackers on nuts and nuts on crackers and crackers crumpled up with nuts and peanut butter on crackers.

Here's what happened, Journal. I know you'll be so very happy. I can't remember details but it went somewhat like this…

"Oliver?" "Oliver?" "What?" "What?" "I love you." "I love you." "Stop copying me!" "I'm not… wait did you say I loved you and then I said I loved you and then…" But then I was cut off by her kissing me. We pulled apart. "Um… I possibly just possibly said that I did…" "Um… I possibly just possibly said that I did too…" "Oliver?" "Oliver?" "Um… you did it again." "Did what again?" "Repeated your name instead of saying Miley." "Oh. Hey Miley?" "Yes?" "I'm gonna kiss you now…" And then we kissed.

And that kiss became more than a kiss… and by the time Miley was… erm… I don't want to say straddling… well kind of/sorta… Lilly walked in.

"EHMYGAWD! CLOSE MY EYES! TAKE COVER! EWWW!" She said immaturely. "Lilly," Miley said climbing off my lap, "calm yourself." Lilly did a weird breathing exercise and then said, "I'm calmed. So… are you guys together now?" I looked at Miley. Miley looked at me.

"Yep!" I said. "REALLY?!" Miley and Lilly squealed. "Really, really!" "Wait… oh my god, Jake!" Miley said as he walked in the room.

Jake and Miley are pretty much history now! Claps So yeah!

And guess what, Journal?? I'll be in Hawaii… with Miley… for an entire week! Starts singing Aloah Eeh" Or however it's spelled…


I hope you all liked it! It kind of sucked but I'm out of practice with this story. If you know what I'm saying. Anyway, reviews would be greatly appreciated!