Hey guys sorry for the lack of updates just been busy well anyway this chapter will have major ass kickerry well here we go and I noticed I didn't say how much weights Naruto had on but he now as 100 on his arm and legs and 200 on his chest

Hey guys sorry for the lack of updates just been busy. Well here we go and I noticed I didn't say how much weights Naruto had on but he now as 100 on his arm and legs and 200 on his chest.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep smash

Was the sound in one Naruto uzimaki's room as he destroyed another one of his alarm clocks. With the alarm clock destroyed he was about to go back to sleep until he saw the date on the calendar

"Crap I over slept team placements are today!" yelled Naruto as he rushed to put his clothes on and rushed down stairs but when he was going down the first tripped down the stairs and rolled right in front of Mrs. Yamanaka.

"Naruto what are doing up?" she asked

"Im late for team placements they start at 7!!" Naruto said about to bolt out the door

"Naruto we fell back yesterday its only 6." She stated while staring at Naruto

"Fell back?" he asked she nodded in response

"fuck." He said only to be hit in the head with a wooden spoon

"Watch your language" she scolded

Since he had an hour before he had to leave he decided to go outside and do some light training.

Time skip one hour

"Okay class settle down, I SAID BE QUIET!!"

"Okay now the teams are….." iruka started (same as in anime)

Two hours later all the teams have left and team seven was the only one left.

"Well fuck this." Naruto stated he grabbed and eraser some mini weights that was on iruka's desk and pushed them in the eraser he got some metal string he had and tied it around the eraser then put the other end of the string in the ceiling tile.

5 minutes later the tardy unknown sensei walked trough the door and was met with a five pound eraser landing on his head and a ceiling tile falling and hitting him and the face. The reactions out of the students differed. Sakura was apologizing but on the inside was laughing her fangirl ass off, Sasuke was in disbelief that their jounin sensei fell for that and Naruto, well he was laughing so hard he fell off the desk he was sitting on. "Hmm well my first impression of you all it, I hate you" the sensei said. "Meet me on the roof"

"Okay now that were all here why don't we start the introductions. I'll go first my name is Kakashi I have likes as well as dislikes and I have hobbies and I never really thought about my dream. Now you blonde go" he said

"My name is Naruto Uzamaki I like training in kenjustu as well as learning new ninjutsu and tasting new kinds of ramen my hobbies are playing shougi with Shikamaru and hanging out with my friends my dislikes are ignorant ass holes as well as fangirls who don't take being a ninja serious my dream is to become the best hokage ever." Naruto finished 'well as least one of them has hope' (introductions are the same for the other to)

"Well now that that's done meet me at training ground seven tomorrow at seven, oh and I wouldn't eat you might puke" Kakashi said walking away

"Eat tomorrow" Naruto said as he shisuned away

"Sasuke-kun do you..." sakura was about to ask.

"No" Sasuke said as he walked away.

Training ground seven

When Naruto appeared he saw that sakura and Sasuke was already their

"Did you guys eat?" Naruto questioned when the shook their heads Naruto sighed and handed them two lunches "iruka-sensei always said to eat before survival training."

3 hours later

"YOUR LATE!!" was the sound that came to Kakashi's ears "yea well I got lost on the road of life'

"How do you get lost on a one way street?" Naruto asked

Kakashi ignored it and pulled out two bells "your goal is to take these two bells from before noon and if you don't you fail and if you don't come at me with the intent to kill you will fail"

"But what will happen to the person that doesn't get a bell?" sakura asked

"he or she gets sent back to the academy" he responded with a eye smile

The thoughts once again varied the order in which the thought are in is Naruto Sasuke then sakura

'I can already tell the test is teamwork there's no way any of us can stand a chance when were facing a jounin'

'No I won't fail here if I do there's no way I can get the training to kill Itachi'

'Cha! Me Sasuke will pass for sure and the dope will be left behind true love will prevail'

"Alright start!" Kakashi yelled with that the test began and the 3 went into the trees.

With Naruto

'Okay if I send a kage bushin to Sasuke and get him to join me with teamwork sakura will join because Sasuke is'

"Kage-bushin no jutsu" the clone appeared "you know what to do." Naruto saw Kakashi and sent another clone to keep Kakashi busy

With Kakashi

Kakashi saw Naruto appear and charge at him with his sword drawn he could tell he wasn't going to get any reading time in so he pulled out kunai and deflected the sword with it and tried a sweep kick but Naruto jumped in the air and tried to cleave Kakashi's head off. But he appeared behind Naruto with a seal we all know to well

With sakura

'he's going to kill Naruto!'

With Sasuke

'Serves the dope right for charging in their

With the real Naruto

'He's going to use that huh well two can play at that'

"Kage suterusu" Naruto mumbled and appeared behind Kakashi

Kakashi was about to shove his fingers up the now known clones ass until he heard the words that scarred him to no end "FINGERBANG!" Kakashi felt a sharp pain in his ass and was sent flying away.

With sakura

'Wow just wow'

With Sasuke

Sasuke saw what Naruto did and was now talking to the clone

"So are you sure this is the true meaning of the test?" Sasuke asked

"Yes do you really think 3 fresh out of the academy gennin stand a chance against an elite jounin but if your in follow me." Naruto finished and walked away

With the real Naruto

'Well now that that's done better get to the spot'

When Naruto got to the spot he saw Sasuke sitting there and sakura walking up with clone Naruto

"okay now that were all here what am going to is launch my ice doves to him and Sasuke what ever direction he is going in I want you to launch that fireball of yours sakura when Kakashi jumps away start throwing kunai and shuriken at him then im going to set clones all around the area and have them ready to jump Kakashi where ever he lands

Kakashi was once again standing in the clearing reading his book he got over his anger of Naruto and had to admire the brilliance of it he would of read more if he didn't see Naruto come out and start doing handsigns. Kakashi put he's book away and was wondering what he was planning "hyouton: ice doves" 10 ice dove started to fly at Kakashi at high speeds he jumped in the air but noticed his mistake when sakura came out of the bushes and started to throw kunai and shuriken at him. He brought out his own kunai and threw it the oncoming weapons and blocked them all but was shocked when he heard "Katon: great fireball jutsu" he turned around and noticed a fireball coming at him and did a substitution jutsu with a log and watched as it was burned to crisp but he was shocked when he saw 20 Naruto's jump out of the tree's and bushes he tried to fight them all back when looked and the bells were gone just as the bell rang.

He looked over to see Naruto holding the bells in his hands "well Naruto you have the bells now what" Kakashi said. Naruto didn't say anything but just handed Sasuke and sakura the bells. "Yes true love conquers all" sakura said while dancing. Sasuke was shocked he knew all to well about Naruto's dream and couldn't believe Naruto would give it up for his teammates.(I've decided to just have sakura bashing not Sasuke but if you guys don't want any bashing and want sakura to be a good ninja tell me) "well it looks like….. you all pass!" Kakashi said while giving them a thumbs up "meet here tomorrow for you're first assignments" with that the newly appointed gennin went home.

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Yes I know this was a lot shorter then my other chapters but I promise the next chap will be longer and finish the wave saga.