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The three aliens quickly gathered into an emergency huddle.

"Okay, what's the game plan?" Pai bopped Kish over the head. "OOW! That hurt." He pouted. "If you don't behave, I'll read your di-iary!"

"Shut up! This is no time to be fooling around! Our lives are on the line, men!" Kish and Tart blinked.

"Why'd he sound like a newscaster slash army general person?" asked Tart.

"SLASH ISN'T A WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!" shouted Pai.

"Oh yes it is!" countered Kish.

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"I'll hook you up with Ichigo if you agree with me!" Kish immediately was silent while the girls made gagging noises.

"So…no way of escaping?" Tart asked slowly. Rae silently crept up behind the aliens. None of them noticed her.

"Nope." Kish said cheerfully.

"Does Pai have an idea?"

"BOO!"

"AAAAAAAAAH!" All the boys jumped three feet in the air.

"I guess if you're an alien you can jump higher." Rae shrugged. "Oh well!" She pulled out an electric cattle prod from behind her back. Electricity buzzed around the rod as a yellow bolt, constantly moving.

"N-now wait just a moment! You're not s-supposed to listen in on manly conversations!" spluttered Kish as he and the other two quickly backed away from Rae, fear etched on their faces.

"Oh? I don't think you should be arguing with me seeing as I'm the one with all the power!"

"Not true! Retasu and I have some too, you know!"

"You're right Peachie! Here take this!" Rae threw the electric cattle prod to Peachie. Peachie lunged for it but missed, and Kish, being the hero, dove to catch it. He jerked and dropped the cattle prod as his hair stood up on end. Then he fell unconscious on to a random fan-girl's feet.

"EEEW! Get this horrid thing off me!" she squealed. She kicked Kish until he rolled off her feet. "And don't even think of looking up my skirt!" An extra kick was added for emphasis.

"Reminder: he's unconscious!" Peachie said, rolling her eyes. The two remaining aliens stared at the girls in shock.

"I thought you said she was a fan-girl!" they accused.

Rae shrugged. "She is, but she's not any of your fans!"

The random fan-girl swooned, "My heart shall always belong to my one true love, Masaya!"

"You know what?" Retasu said thoughtfully, leaning one finger on her chin, "She sounds just like Ichigo." The fan-girl stuck out her tongue.

"Eeew! Ichigo is so bogus! I'm nothing like her!"

"Don't you insult my neko-chan!" Kish attacked the fan-girl who, naturally, fought back.

"Wait…" asked Tart, clearly confused, "I thought Kish was knocked out?"

"He was," explained Pai, "but he woke up to defend Ichigo's honor."

"O-oh!" Tart said with dawning comprehension. The fan-girl took out a snow shovel and began beating Kish over the head with it, ignoring Rae's protests that it was her job. "I still think she's an old hag."

"Hey!" yelled Kish.

"Thank you!" said the fan-girl putting down the shovel, "I'm glad somebody agrees with me!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Kish, calm down."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"He's not calming down, Pai."

"No, really Rae? I couldn't have guessed since calm people normally run around in circles while screaming their heads off."

"Really, Peachie?"

"That was called sarcasm."

"Thank you, Captain Obvious!"

"He's not Captain Obvious, he's Pai!" All of the girls sighed.

"We know, Tart." Retasu said patiently, "It's an expression."

"EXPULTION! PAI GOT KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Tart started running in a circle around Pai, Rae, Retasu, and Peachie. Kish chased after Tart because if two people are running in circles, then why don't they run together? As Tart kept on trying to outrun Kish, the fan-girl ran with her snow shovel into the fray. The group remaining in the center got dizzy if they tried to concentrate on one person for too long, so they did not.

"Do you know what we're in?" asked Rae in a low, scary voice.

"No-o!" Retasu whispered back fearfully.

"We're in," Rae said dramatically, "the eye of the storm!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!" Pai rolled his eyes and ignored the girls, trying and failing to look anywhere but at the green, gray, and red blur spinning around him. "Hey! That reminds me of a joke I once heard! TART!" bellowed Rae, "WHAT'S GREEN AND RED AND GOES 50 MILES PER HOUR?" Pai clamped his ears to his skull to try and muffle the screaming.

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!" came the distorted reply of "I don't know".

Rae grinned. "A FROG IN A BLENDER! WHAT'S GREEN AND RED AND GREY AND GOES 50 MILES PER HOUR?"

"IIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNOOOOO!!!!!!" was supposed to be "I don't want to know!".

"THE SAME FROG HALF AN HOUR LATER!" As Rae laughed, Retasu and Pai looked sick, while there came a splashing noise from the circle. "EEW! DID YOU JUST BARF?!?!?!?!?" The spinning circle came to an immediate stop. An even paler then normal Tart stood swaying on the spot.

"No…" he said weakly, "but - "

"Aha!" interrupted the fan-girl, "Feel the wrath of my slushball of doom!"

"Why can't you just use a normal snowball?" inquired Kish.

"Because then it would be a snowball of doom, and Em already has rights to that."

"Um, hey guys?" Rae tried to politely intervene.

"Who's Em? And where did you get that slush from?" asked Kish.

"None of your beeswax!" the fan-girl retorted.

"Gu-uys!"

"I don't have any beeswax, anyways!"

"Honestly, you're nearly as bad as Tart!" The fan-girl crossed her arms.

"Am not!" Kish winked. "I'm worse."

"Hey!" Rae was still being ignored.

"Don't you cop that sexy attitude with me, boy!" scolded the fan-girl. Suddenly, the fan-girl was squashed by a huge Energizer bunny. "Pmmph!"

"Well then listen to me next time!" Rae remarked, hands on her hips. The Energizer bunny hit its drum in agreement. Rae raised her eyebrow at the bunny. Its ears drooped as he stepped off of the fan-girl. "Better."

"Doesn't… wait. I'm not going to ask!" started Tart.

"Yes, the original Energizer bunny has a marching drum. The marketing people took it away, though." Rae said with a pout. "Anyways, what I wanted to tell you was… you are both standing over the pit of doom." Kish and the fan-girl looked at each other.

"Uh – oh!" said Kish quietly while the fan-girl just growled at him, fire in her eyes.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" they both screamed as they fell. Rae laughed while Retasu looked confused.

"I thought that you had the hole filled up," she said, peering over the edge of the hole. Peachie came up behind her and gave her a shove. Retasu screamed and fell onto of the hole, but did not fall through.

"See?" exclaimed Rae, "It's just a painted hole! There is nothing there!"

"So then… where are Kish and the fan-girl?" asked Pai, not really sure if he wanted to know the answer.

Rae and Peachie broke into identical evil grins. "In their worst nightmare! Mwahahahahahaha!!!"

That answer was definitely not what he had expected!


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