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Beating Up Your Hated Characters Corner!!

Kinomi-chan: Ohayo, minna!! The first two people who wanted to beat up some bastards are... DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!! (Drum roll can be heard from the background.) Novembermaedchen and BloodBlossom!!! Please give them a round of applause! (Novembermaedchen and BloodBlossom come out from behind a curtain.) Next, BRING OUT THE BASTARDS!!!!!! SASUKE AND KAKASHI!!!!!!!! (Sasuke and Kakashi are thrown out from behind the curtain and are both tied up with chakra absorbing ropes.) I will have a line up of other people to come in and attack their choice in bastards for tomorrow, but first come, first serve! Girls! Pick your weapons!!

Novembermaedchan: Hmm... I pick my handy-dandy laptop, a razor and a pit of 'something'.

Sasuke: You think I'm afraid of a laptor, razor, and a pit? Do you forget who you're dealing with?

Novembermaedchan: SHUT UP!

BloodBlossom: I chose Kakashi's favorite book, Itcha Itcha Paradise volume one!!!

Sasuke: Tch. If I wasn't tied up, I could take all of you.

Kinomi-chan: Sasuke... (dark aurora (sp?) surrounds Kinomi-chan)

Sasuke: Crap...

Kinomi-chan: Don't hold back, girls. Kill them if you get the chance.

Kakashi: What did I do?

Kinomi-chan: You're a jerk in my fan fiction. BEGIN THE TORTURE!!

Novembermaedchan & BloodBlossom: HAI!!

Novembermaedchan makes Sasuke read SasuNaru fan fictions... with lemons...

Sasuke: MY EYES!!!!!!! THEY'RE MELTING!!!!!!

BloodBlossom then makes Sasuke read Kakashi pervert book.

Sasuke: I'M BLIND!!!!!!!! MY EYE SIGHT!!! MY SHARINGAN!!!!!!!!!

After the eye torture, Novembermaedchan cut him with her razor blade. Result: an unconscious Sasuke with cuts everywhere. Next up Kakashi. As BloodBlossom held him still, Novembermaedchan ripped off his mask. They both lifted him up and threw him in the pit. Unfortunately for him the pit was filled with... fangirls.

Fangirl #1: KAKASHI-KUN!! ARE YOU OK!?!? (Like, I'm going to actually name them!)

Fangirl #2: GET AWAY FROM MY KAKASHI-KUN!!!

Fangirl #3: YOUR KAKASHI-KUN?!? HE'S MY KAKASHI-KUN!!!!!

Fangirl #4: YOU SLUTS!! GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!!!! KAKASHI-KUN NEEDS ME!!!

Kinomi-chan: Very well done, girls. I couldn't of done it any better! Your reward is this next chapter!! ENJOY!!!

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I clutched my kunai and entered the living room after eating my ramen. There, sitting on the couch, was...

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There, sitting on the couch, was Uchiha Sasuke.

'What the hell?!' 'What's he doing here?!'

"Sakura..." he said as he stood up.

I froze when he said my name. I backed up untill I hit a wall that made it so that I couldn't get away. He started coming closer. 'Dammit! What do I do in this situation!? I HATE HIM! He looks like a snake now!!' 'Seriously! Ever since he came back from Orochimaru's, he's looked more like a snake!'

He kept coming closer till he was a few inches from me. I looked down. There is NO way he will kiss me. If that's what he wanted from me atleast. WAIT! IF HE HAS BEEN SO DAMN MEAN TO ME, THEN WHY WOULD THAT DAMN BASTARD WANT TO KISS ME!?!? I was pulled away from my thoughts when he grabbed my chin and tilted it up.

"Sakura..." he whispered. The Inner Sakura came up with a plan.

"NO!!!!" I yelled as I followed through with the plan. Stomp on his foot, check. Push him away, check. Run for the door... impossible. DAMN HIS SPEED!!! He grabbed me and pushed me to the wall by my shoulders.

"Sakura..." he whispered again as if what I just did never happened. He tried to close the space between us when, I decided on one last attempt of getting out of here. I kneed him in the groin. Or atleast tried. He grabbed my knee before it made contact.

'HE'S FEELING ME UP!' 'DIE, BASTARD!' One thing I had noticed is that he let go of my right shoulder, so now I have an arm to move around. I punched him in the face so that he moved back and then, suddenly, he fell on the ground, out cold. I whipped my head around to the right just in time to see a shadow jumping out the window. I ran to the window to try and thank my savior, but to my mismay the person was gone. I grabbed Chicken-ass by the feet and dragged him out of my house. Sure, I could of lifted him, but who would want to? It would be good if he got a headache when he woke up to know that he doesn't mess with me. For now on, I will always lock the windows and doors. No Uchiha Sasuke will ever get in again if I ever have anything to say about it. I got the perfect idea. I'll leave him on that damn bench that he left me. That'll show him. I put him on the bench when I got there and quickly walked away. Once I reached home, I locked all the doors and windows and then cleaned up my mess from the ramen.

Five minutes later, I walked to my room and picked out my PJ's. Some black short shorts and a baby blue tank top. Since desktop computers are to much trouble for me and I tend to want to move around with my computer, I have a laptop. I got out my laptop and signed in.

-Cherryblossom101 has signed in-

Blonde-mind-reader: wats up forehead?

Weapons-mistress: hiya sakura

xXShynessXx: hello, sakura-chan

Cherryblossom101: hi girls

Blonde-mind-reader: somethings wrong. spill

Cherryblossom101: guess theres nothing i cant hide from u, pig

Blonde-mind-reader: yup, now spill

Cherryblossom101: sasuke was just here...

Blonde-mind-reader: OMG! HE WAS THERE!?!? WAT DID HE WANT?!

xXShynessXx: wow (A/N: Hinata doesn't need to studder here, now does she?)

Weapons-mistress: i thought u didnt like him...

Cherryblossom101: theres the thing, i dont. and it seems that he wanted a kiss...

Blonde-mind-reader: OMG!!!! DID U KISS HIM!?!?!!?

Cherryblossom101: no, my savior knocked him out b4 he got the chance

Weapons-mistress: so he pretty much tried to force himself on u!?!

Cherryblossom101: yup. ITS GOING TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!

xXShynessXx: so who's ur 'savior'??

Cherryblossom101: some person who knocked him out and ran. i never even got to tell him thank u.

Blonde-mind-reader: ITS A TRUE LOVE IN THE MAKING!!!

Cherryblossom101: now ur just talking nonsense...

Weapons-mistress: i agree, shes going crazy...

Cherryblossom101: so... who is it that u like ino?

Blonde-mind-reader: OH YA! i forgot to tell u! one thing: WAT IS SAID IN THE CHATROOM, STAYS IN THE CHATROOM!!!!

xXShynessXx: agreed

Weapons-mistress: fine

Cherryblossom101: whatever

Blonde-mind-reader: i really like... shino...

Cherryblossom101: WAT?!?!?!? THE BUG MANIAC!?!!??

xXShynessXx: SHINO!?!?!?!?

-Weapons-mistress has been disconnected-

Cherryblossom101: she might of done something to her computer...like drop it...

-OrigamiButterfly has signed in-

-ARTSABANG has signed in-

-shark-face2- has signed in-

Cherryblossom101: BUTTERFLY-CHAN!! TUNA-CHAN!!! . . . arts a bang??

OrigamiButterfly: CHERRY-CHAN!! um ya thats my friend...he wanted to meet u...

shark-face2: NOOO!!!! NOT TUNA-CHAN!!!!!!! thats my fish's name...

ARTSABANG: wat up, yeah

xXShynesXx: u know these ppl, sakura-chan?

Cherryblossom101: ya, sorta.

Blonde-mind-reader: UR NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO PPL U DONT KNOW ON THE INTERNET!!!!!

Cherryblossom101: who r u, my mother? i can take care of myself, ino.

Blonde-mind-reader: hmp.

Cherryblossom101: tuna-chan, do u know is weasel-chan is going to come on?

shark-face2: -shrugs- he should be getting on like in a couple of minutes. (A/N: Since he is coming from Konaha and everything, he's signing in from somewhere in the forest, or something...)

-EvilWeasel has signed in-

shark-face2: c? wat did i just say?

Cherryblossom101: WEASEL-CHAN!!!

EvilWeasel: ...Hello, Sakura.

Blonde-mind-reader: U TOLD THEM UR NAME!?!?!?!??!!

Cherryblossom101: its not like they will use it against me...

Blonde-mind-reader: WHO KNOWS?! THEY MIGHT JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE LIKE SASUKE OR SOMETHING!!!!

Cherryblossom101: u bring that up again, and ur gonna wish u hadnt ino...

OrigamiButterfly: something happen, saku-chan??

Cherryblossom101: Ya. thankfully i was saved last minute.

OrigamiButterfly: WAT HAPPENED!?!?

Cherryblossom101: chicken-ass tried to force himself on me...and i had to be protected...again...oh i SO weak... hinata?

xXShynessXx: yes?

Cherryblossom101: may i use ur library? or do u have any scrolls i can borrow?

xXShynessXx: i have some new scrolls u can borrow.

Cherryblossom101: really!?

xXShynessXx: yes. i'll bring them over

Cherryblossom101: THANK U!!!!!

xXShynessXx: no problem, sakura-chan.

-xXShynessXx has signed out-

OrigamiButterfly: wouldn't it be faster if u had a sensei?

Cherryblossom101: ya, but where the hell will i find one to train a weakling like me?? i'm planning on trying out taijutsu tomorrow with the new weights i bought today.

EvilWeasel: How many pounds did you get with it?

Cherryblossom101: about 500 lbs for each limb, y?

EvilWeasel: Start out with 100 lbs for each limb tomorrow, then. After a week add 50 lbs. This may help your training.

OrigamiButterfly, shark-face2, and ARTSABANG stared at their computer screens. Itachi, giving help? That just didn't seem likely to them.

Cherryblossom101: Arigato, Weasel-chan

ARTSABANG: SOMEONE TALK TO ME...yeah

Cherryblossom101: OMG! I COMPLETELY FORGOT U WERE HERE! I DUB THEE...

ARTSABANG: oh no...

Cherryblossom101: -shrugs- i cant think of anything... i'll just call u dude for now.

OrigamiButterfly: LOL!!!! 'dude'...funny, saku-chan... or do u want me to call u cherry-chan?

Cherryblossom101: -shrugs- u chose, i dont really care...

Blonde-mind-reader: STOP TALKING TO THEM LIKE THEY R UR BEST FRIENDS!!!!! WE R U BEST FRIENDS!!!!!!!!

Cherryblossom101: -shrugs- i cant talk to them however i want, ino...

Blonde-mind-reader: HMPH!

Cherryblossom101: theres the door bell. hina-chan's here. brb

-Cherryblossom101 has been set to BRB-

Glad that I got out the that situation. Why does she care if I talk to them as if I know them well? They seem to be the only people that give me the support I need. I walked quickly to the door, unlocked it, then openned it to reveal Hyuuga Hinata.

"Arigato, Hinata-chan," I said casually.

"N-no p-problem, Saku-chan," she said smiling as she handed me about seven scrolls. "Just re-return them s-soon."

"Hai!" She turned around and lefted and I quietly closed the door. After locking the door, I went to my room again and laid my scrolls on the bed next to me. I lifted the computer and placed it on my lap. I was about to change my status when I noticed that they had carried on the conversation. 'It wouldn't hurt to spy on it if they would never know.' As I had thought, Ino was fighting with the others.

Blonde-mind-reader: wat the hell did u ppl do 2 saku-chan!?!

OrigamiButterfly: wat the hell's ur problem?! We didnt do ANYTHING!!

EvilWeasel: Nor would we.

shark-face2: amen to that, brother

EvilWeasel: Don't say or type that again.

shark-face2: w/e

ARTSABANG: cant blame me, i just met her

Blonde-mind-reader: STAY AWAY FROM SAKU-CHAN!!!

OrigamiButterfly: by the way ur talking, u sound like u own sakura or something. u dont seem to deserve to call sakura 'saku-chan' with that attitude problem of urs.

EvilWeasel: Worse temper than Sakura's.

shark-face2: seems like it

Blonde-mind-reader: U DONT EVEN KNOW HER!!

EvilWeasel: Ah, but we have talked to her enough to know what she is like.

I decided that it was a good time for me to step in.

-Cherryblossom101 has been set to ONLINE-

Cherryblossom101: yo... did something happen?

Blonde-mind-reader: no! hehehe

Cherryblossom101: ino, u suck at lying, even online...

OrigamiButterfly: ur 'friend' seems to be taking possession of u.

Cherryblossom101: ino... oh well. -YAWN- im tired and i need to get up early for training. byebye butterfly-chan, ino-pig, dude, tuna-chan, and WEASEL-CHAN!!!! lol that never gets old...

OrigamiButterfly: night... HELL YA!!

EvilWeasel: Must you curse?

OrigamiButterfly: ...yes.

EvilWeasel: Night, Sakura.

ARTSABANG: well atleast im not 'tuna-chan'

shark-face2: DAMMIT!!!! CHANGE MY NICKNAME!!!!!

Cherryblossom101: lol! sorry, tuna-chan. i like it!!

Blonde-mind-reader: nightie night!

Cherryblossom101: Goodnight, minna.

-Cherryblossom101 has signed out-

After signing out I jump off my bed and walked to the dresser. I pulled out a black night gown that went to my knees. It had a spegetti (sp?) straps and pink cherry blossoms swaying in the wind on it. I pulled it on and then jumped on my bed, kicking the scrolls off the bed in the process. I difted off into a peaceful slumber. What a freakin' long day.

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After sleeping for who knows how long, I got my weights and straped them on. I placed bangades over them so they weren't noticeable. I walked to an abandoned pratice field with the scrolls Hinata gave me to use. The first one seemed simple. Just a fire ball jutsu. When I got to the field, I noticed a unusual chakra signature. There, under the cherry blossom tree, stood...

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Ok, so there's that. Please review so I can add more... I love every one of you who review!!

So I went with the first person who guessed, because thats who I had planned to do it... well maybe not from the beginning, but it came to me at school so I was like, "DAMMIT!! I HAVE TO WAIT FOR WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHO THEY THINK IT IS BEFORE I WRITE IT!!!!!!!!!!" Of course I didn't scream that out in my Algebra class, but I was thinking it. So the line up for who will be beating up the bastards of their choice are:

Anglelusfaith beating up Sas-gay... or chicken-ass (Sorry Sasuke lovers, but I really hate Sasuke...)

okami no kidzukare beating up Chicken-ass (MORE SASUKE HATERS!!! JOIN THE WE HATE SASUKE CLUB!!)

sakura-anbu-09 beating up Kakashi-teme as she calls him

ArtemisBlack555 beating up (or rather killing in your case..) Chicken-ass. (I LOVE THE WEAPON YOUR GONNA USE!! SO ORIGINAL!)

Well it will take two more chapters, since I'm only taking two people per chapter.

I already know who it is on the field, but who do you think it is?

A.) Itachi

B.) Kisame

C.) Deidara

D.) Konah

E.) One of the Konoha girls

F.) Sas-gay

G.) Naruto

H.) Kakashi

I.) One of the other Konoha boys

Lots of options, but I'm only using one!!! PICK! PICK! PICK!!! ARIGATO, MINNA!!! I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS LIKE IT AS MUCH AS I DO!!!

Ja ne!

-Kinomi-chan