Author's Note: Well, I got threatened by xXFallenSakuraXx again... She said she would sic Sasori on me! And then said if I do update, I'll get Deidara... I WANT ITACHI!! No, its fine though. Note to xXFallenSakuraXx: Sasori found his way to my house a few minutes ago and he's currently tied to a chair in my closet... So send Deidara and I can start my own collection of Akatsuki members!! (Insert evil laugh here.) Kukuku, I will have them reinact all of my favorite fan fictions when I complete my collection!!
Onto something else!! I have come to take part in a verbal war over our favorite hero, Haruno Sakura. Some people on Youtube are disrespecting her greatly. I understand if some of you are going to yell at me saying something along the lines of, "No wonder they called you a bitch, slut, and a whore! They said it was a 'ANTI-Sakura!! IDIOT! YOU DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO COMMENT ON IT!!" And yes I was called all of those things because I stood up for one of my favorite charaters, that and I was bored... But this is what I think, if they are saying all of these things about her, I think that I should say something in her defence. My younger sister is exactly like Sakura, so when I see someone talking bad about Sakura, I think about my sister and how I wasn't able to help her when she was being picked on, bullied, and made fun of. And besides, its called freed of speach, but that idiotic bitch YamankaInoFlower (her Youtube username) wouldn't shut the hell up about it... Oh well, thats my excuse, sorta. Thanks for reading this is you did! I just SERIOUSLY need to vent. Oh and just for YamankaInoFlower (if she were to ever read this, which I doubt...) I'm going to dedicate all Ino-bashing to her!! Kukukuku...
Arigato for all of the reviews, minna-san! Here's my latest chapter!
Kinomi-chan: SASORI! Since your here, do the disclaimer!!
Sasori: Kinomi-san does not own Naruto or any other characters.
Kinomi-chan: Kinomi-CHAN!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!?!?
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The next morning, Sakura came out of her room to find Konan waiting for her.
"Morning, Sakura-chan. Want to help me with breakfast? It's my turn..." Konan gave her something alittle like puppy eyes.
"Ok," Sakura giggled.
"Yata!" Konan jumped for joy. Finally a girl to help her with the cooking! (A/N: I'm pretty sure that's how it is spelled... Sasori's voice from closet: Must I remind you not to place author's notes in the story? Ahh, Sasori-chan, you're ruinning my fun!! Fine... (whisper: Help me find a nickname for Sasori-chan!!))
After Sakura completed placing her weapons in their appropiate places, she ran to the kitchen, or was making her way to the kitchen before bumping into something rock hard and smelt of fish...
"Watch where- oh, hi Pinkie," Kisame grinned, proudly showing off his razor sharp teeth.
"Yo, Tuna-chan. Have you been sharpening those teeth?" Sakura tilted her head, completely forgetting to go to the kitchen. Kisame seemed to have steam coming out of where she supposed his ears were. Every thing was quiet, that is until Deidara popped out of nowhere screaming,
"BURN!!" (A/N: Yes, I give all credit to the funniness of Dei-chan screaming 'BURN!!' Kinomi-san... It's Kinomi-CHAN!! Get it right!! Ok, I'm done!)
"Oh yeah! I need to go help Konan-chan! Later guys!" Sakura waved, more to Deidara than Kisame, goodbye and continued running down the hall. She was about to run into someone else's rock-hard chest, but she learned from her mistakes and dogded him at the last second. She continued on her way as she yelled over her shoulder, "Gomene, Weasel-chan! I have to go help Konan-chan make breakfast!" Itachi smirked as he continued on his way. He knew something Sakura didn't...
Sakura entered the kitchen to find Konan 'fire-fighting'. "What happened?" Sakura asked, completely shocked.
"Heheh, well you see..." She started nervously.
"She burnt the butter..." Zetsu's lighter side commented. "I'm getting human for breakfast anyway..." his darker side said dryly.
"YOU BURNT THE BUTTER?! HOW COULD YOU HAVE MANAGED THAT!?!" Sakura's jaw felt like it could hit the floor at any second. "Oh well, we'll just get take out, and make it look like we cooked it, 'k?"
"Great idea, Saku-chan!! Lets go!" Konan was dragging Sakura out the door until Sakura asked,
"Do you even have any money?"
"Uh, no... Heheh..." Sakura just stood there shaking her head side to side. A lightbulb appeared above her head.
"Konan-chan! There was a wallet in the kitchen!" Sakura said with a huge plastered on her face.
"Ah, about that, it's Itachi's. He knows that all of us are too scared to even mess with his stuff. And one time- Sakura?!" Sakura had disappeared from her spot and reappeared a few seconds later.
"He can't do much, can he? So, he's got the Sharingan, who cares? All you have to do is close your eyes..." Sakura held the wallet in her hand at eye level to look at it closly and Konan was getting freaked out.
"AH! PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK! Nooo! I don't want him to use the Sharingan on me!!" she started crying anime tears just thinking of what could happen to her in Itachi's world. A scary image of Itachi laughing evilly fried her brain.
"Oh, it's fine! Lets go!!" Sakura pulled Konan out the door and into the fall weather. They placed their rice picker's hats on and started running towards the nearest village, all the while Konan freaking out thinking of was bound to happen by even touching Itachi's stuff, none the less spending it. Oh, hell was going to pay for sure.
In less than an hour, Sakura and Konan had bought miso soup, with Itachi's money, and brought it home. As soon as it was placed in bowls and set on the table, everyone, including Pein and Itachi, excluding Zetsu, where in the kitchen, ready to eat.
"Ah, I see you decided to buy some soup instead of making it..." Pein commented.
"Konan-chan made a fire. It was alittle hard to make anything after that," Sakura replied.
"Who paid for it?" Itachi asked. Konan was prying to god to spare his messanger. (A/N: Just for everyone that didn't catch onto the 'his messanger' part, in the manga, Konan thinks of herself as God's messanger. Sasori-chan can't get mad at me, I put (the glorious invention) duc tape over his mouth!! Kukuku..)
"You did," Sakura said with a sickening sweet smile as she tossed his wallet back to him.
"You will be punished later," Itachi concluded in a this-conversation-is-now-over voice. Sakura stuck her tongue out childishly at him.
As dinner finished, everyone filed out, leaving a huge pile of dishes in the sink.
"Sakura, Pein would like for you to report to the debriefing room for a mission," Zetsu said as he stuck his large... head (?) through the door frame. That gave Sakura the chance to get away from doing dishes!
"Noo! Don't leave me with this!! Sakura-chan!!" Konan called Sakura as she walked quickly out of the room.
Sakura walked around the maze like hide-out before coming to the room she knew to be the debriefing room. She must of gotten a mission. She knocked on the room, getting a "COME IN" for the room's occupant, namely Pein.
"You needed to see me, Pein-sama?" she asked knowing her place and that she probably couldn't get away with it if she called in 'Pein-chan' like Konan. She concluded that they may have somekind of 'secret' relationship and now she was determined to find out what.
"Yes, you are going to be sent on a mission. Your partner for this mission is to be Uchiha Itachi. He has the details, I debriefed him earlier," Pein said in a stern manner.
"Hai, I understand," she said with a blank face.
"You are dismissed."
"Thank you, Pein-sama," she bowed and then left the room to find Itachi waiting outside.
"Now we will discuss your punishment," Itachi said with a cocky smirk.
Why the hell do I have to do this with him of all people?! I'm going to hell... That's why, Kami-sama hates me!!
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Yes it was short, but my dog's giving birth!! Cut me some slack!! XD The puppies are so KAWAII!!! Well, there's your update, LaTeRz!
Kinomi-chan.
