Kinomi-chan's awesome of the most awesomest notes: Yo, peeps! I just looked through last chappie, and realized something. I had a typo!! NOO!! Okay, so when Deidara screams,"BURN!!", I was saying that I give all credit to xXFallenSakuraXx (One of my most favorite reader and reviewer, so don't kill me for my laziness!!). Gomen, for my bad grammar and long author notes!! Writes out several formal apologizes to angry readers I'm seriously sorry! I felt really bad about putting this off for so long, but I have a life. And I have been sexually harassed... Well on to the story!!

The Difference Between Real and Cyber

Chapter Eight...

(Took this from xXFallenSakuraXx again, hehe...)

Quote of the Day: "Children! Let your creative-ism fuel your beautiful poems!!" -Mr. Olson, My English Teacher from Washington...

(He reminds me of Gai!!!)

Recap:

"You are dismissed."

"Thank you, Pein-sama," she bowed and then left the room to find Itachi waiting outside.

"Now we will discuss your punishment," Itachi said with a cocky smirk.

Why the hell do I have to do this with him of all people?! I'm going to hell... That's why, Kami-sama hates me!!

End Recap...

Sakura hung her head. She was to be Itachi's personal slave and do whatever he wanted... Sakura mentally slapped her inner for bringing up several graphic and unprofessional pictures of what Itachi could make her do.

"Hey! That's good stuff, and you know it!"

"You don't seriously expect me to agree with you, right?"

"I don't know what I think right now... Hey! IS THAT THE ICE CREAM MAN!?" Inner ended with a random comment...

"Hey... I hear that song too..." It was true, while she was walking to her room to pack up what little she had for her mission, the Ice Cream Man's song echoed throughout the "Lair". Sakura found the source of the song in Deidara's room...

"Um... Should I bother?"

"YES!"

"Fine..."

Sakura silently tip-toed to Deidara's door and pushed it open about an inch to see inside.

She then proceeded to faint from the most disturbing thing she had ever seen.

When Deidara said he hated Tobi, he must not of meant it... Inside Deidara and Tobi where dancing to the most annoying song ever to be known. A minute later Konan went looking for the source of the horrid sound and found Sakura. She looked inside Deidara's room as well and fell on Sakura, out cold herself...

The next unfortunate soul to come across Deidara's room was Hidan.

"What the fuck are you doing, laying on the floor!?" he yelled, causing the dancing inside Deidara's room to cease. Hidan's yelling soon escalated and Sasori, Itachi, and Pein were at Deidara's door looking down on the out cold kunoichi.

"Anyone have any idea what happened here?" Pein asked, clearly annoyed and thinking to get several Advil and Ibuprofen after this was solved.

There was complete silence and then...

"Tobi is a good boy?" was heard from Deidara's room.

"Anyone in Deidara's room, get out!!" Pein yelled. Deidara and Tobi filed out immediately.

"What were you two doing in there?!" Pein was seriously growing impatient. Konan, who was his secret crush, and Sakura were on the floor, both out cold. Sakura stirred then bolted up, which effectively woke Konan up.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Sakura yelled on top of her lungs.

"I'M FUCKING SCARED FOR LIFE!! I WILL NEVER LOOK AT THEM THE SAME WAY AGAIN!!" Konan yelled as well.

Sakura strangled Tobi while Konan went for Deidara to kick his sorry ass.

"Situation solved. I need my pain killers..." Pein muttered as he walked away, secretly relieved that Konan was alright. Sasori, finding no reason to stay, left as well.

"Sakura, we will be leaving to assassinate the damiyo in Cloud at dusk. Be ready by then." He turned on his heel and walked gracefully down the hall.

"Ya, ya. That gives me enough time to strangle Tobi! ...By the way Konan..." Sakura trailed off.

Konan paused her Deidara-Ass-Kicking to glance at the younger girl. "Huh?"

Sakura threw Tobi aside and pulled Konan into her room so that some evil COUGHmushroomCOUGH freak couldn't listen in.

After slamming her door shut, she turned on Konan. "Okay, spill! You SO have something going on with Pein! Either that, or you're crushing on him..." Sakura said excitedly.

Konan nervously looked around her. "Shh! I'm crushing on him, now lower your voice!" she said I a lowered voice. "You never know when someone will pop in!"

Sakura smirked at her easy victory. "Soo... You do like him... And he doesn't know?"

Konan shook her head sadly.

Sakura struck a 'good-guy' pose. "I'll help you!"

Horror covered her face. "Don't ever make that pose..." She shuddered. Sakura immediately stopped her Lee impersonation and looked at a clock.

"I'll help you, after I finish my mission," she said as she pushed Konan out of her room so she could pack. "Go bother him, or something."

"But-" she was cut off as Sakura shut the door on her and turned her back to the door.

"What to pack... What to pack..." she mumbled to herself, grabbing a small bag. She packed her hygiene supplies, an extra pair of clothes, and her ninja and medic-nin gear. Ready to go and with only a few minutes to spare, she threw her Akatsuki cloak and rice picker's hat on and headed for the hideout exit where Itachi was bound to be waiting for her.

Author's Note: I know this was short, but I'll try to update tomorrow. Luckily I don't think any of you know exactly were I live so I'm not in any intimidate danger for the time being. Oh, and Sasori betrayed me. Hear that Sasori?! I hate you! Sorry for any typo's, thanks for understanding. Review, please, or I won't update again tomorrow, er, today.

Kinomi-chan.