Disclaimer: I don't own the charries, only this sad excuse for a plot. Hopefully this chapter doesnt suck to much!
Walking
7:32 pm
HEEHEEHEEHEE!
Tonight should be vair groovy! All groovin' and jammin' and all those mega marvy things I can possibly think of!
7:36 pm
It's a tad difficult walking in my boots. Oh well. Beautiosity before comfortosity, is what I always say!
I can see lights just yonder!
Two minutes later
Oh dear Gott in Himmel! It's Ro-Ro and Sven's light up outfits!
Jassy Spazzy's bed
2:23 am
Sitting all teary eyed in Jas' bed. Sweet little Jassy is all tucked up asleep, with her whole gang of stuffed owls.
When I reached the clock tower, the whole gang was there. We were just waiting for a few of Tom and Sven's mates. Three million and sixty four years later, they arrived.
Dave the Laugh looked vair, vair and thrice vair groovy. I thanked the high Heavens above me it was semi-dark out, or else my big red flashing bottom would've been exposed like two exposing exposed things at an exposing convention.
He said "Hello, Sex Kitty. Ready for a night you won't soon forget?"
I felt Jas' evil eyes glaring at me.
I politely said, "Hello David, and yes I am quite ready, thank you"
He looked a bit confuddled, but we walked on anyways.
2:26 pm
As we walked to the club, we all linked arms, like a chain. It was quite funny, a dozen kiddies just linking arms, strolling through the night. A few cars drove by, and looked at us like we were loons, (The people in the car looked at us, not the car itself).
Before going into the club, the Ace Gang did a quick round of the Viking Bison Horn dance.
The club was quite the groovy place. There was a great big disco ball, and all these flashing lights and loud music.
The girls went into the loo's to freshen up. Sven carried Rosie in, sat her down on the counter and left. He really is quite bonkers.
We went to go find the lads and get our grooves on.
"Here Kitty, kitty…"
I turned around to see Dave the Laugh smiling that naughty smile of his.
He said "Come dance with me!"
I looked around. Sven was coming my way, with both Rosie and Mabs in his arms. Frightened for my life, I agreed.
Dave is really quite the groovy dancer. He goes a bit mad on the dance floor, like Angus just after Mutti washes the floor (which is hardly ever). But, anyways, I could feel myself getting all sweaty and warm, it was pretty full in here. Sweating tartish girls were rubbing their wet arms against me. Erlack!!
Dave and I went to go sit down on a couch.
He looked at me and said "Remember the camping trip? That was good fun, wasn't it?"
"Well, Dave" I said, "I'm not very keen on spending time in the great outdoors. I would've much preferred-"
And that's when he snogged me! As if the couch was some sort of snogging emporium! So, I did all I could possibly do!
With great force, I shoved him off of me. He sort of fell on the floor and yelped with pain. WOOPS!!
Everyone crowded around and asked what I did to Dave.
They said, "Georgia! What in the fresh hell have you done to Dave?!"
With as much pride as I could muster, I said "I gave him a good
Shove off the couch." And with that, I walked off with as my dignity as I had left. Which wasn't much.
I was going to go wait outside until the gang was through with their trivial dancing business, but it was much too nippy noodles. So I went to go sit in the phone box.
I have decided I am not a very decent human being. I have probably broken Dave's bones, as well as his laughing heart. He may have to be called Dave the Broken from now on.
Jas came outside to look for me.
Very sweetly she said, "Dave may have sprained his wrist, but he'll be alright. Would you like to go home?"
I told her "I would like to go see Dave, as he is probably in agony, but you are just telling me some poo so I don't feel quite as much like crap."
She nodded wisely. She than asked what the bloody hell I was doing in the phone box. How I love mon pallie!
Jassy walked me back into the club, and pointed Dave out, he was talking to some tarty girls. I walked right up behind him and tapped on is shoulder. He turned around, and frowned at me, than completely ingorez-vous'd me!! The nervosity of that boy!
In a very fierce and demanding tone, I told Dave that I wanted to speak with him at that very moment.
He turned to me, and looked very angry. He said, "What do you want Georgia? I figured from the way you pushed me away, you didn't want anything to do with me! You're sending me mixed signals! Do you like me or not?"
At this point, there were many people listening in. But, he kept going, just like the little engine that could.
"I'm sick and tired of this, Georgia! You lead me on, than push me away! What do you want from me? Do you want me to leave you alone, is that it? Because I'll be glad, too!"
I said, "Dave, I-" But he cut me off, quite rudely.
"No, listen to me! I like you, so much Georgia. I really do, but you're to concerned about yourself and your stupid Italian boyfriend! But guess what! He's not here anymore, and I am! So why can't you just realize I'm the guy for you?"
He looked around at the gazillion people witnessing, and said "Don't you all have some dancing to do?" And with one last look at me, he walked away.
Seconds later, I was surrounded by the Ace Gang.
"Was is as bad as it sounded?" Asked Jools.
I looked at them all tearful, and Jas knew I wanted to go home.
Mobiles Give you Cancer: So it took me long enough! I've been tres busy, and I know this chapter isn't fab, but its all I could think of! Off to go make dinner, so please review and I'll start on a new chapterrr ! XOXO
