Disclaimer: As mentioned vair , vair many times previously - I only own this plot! Not the characters, not the whole Georgia-diary idearr, just this little fanfic (:
Oh and to all you Dave the Laugh lurverrrrrs - I OWN HIS HEART ! HA HA AND THRICE HAAAAAAAA!
Saturday, August 6th
Jas' Kitchen
10:30 am
Awoken at the crack of 9:00 am, to Jas' Mutti telling us her and Jas' Vati were going out, and that they left some money on the kitchen counter!! What marvy parenting! My parents would rather die than give me and my mates some cash.
Jas is making us some brekky. It smells quite delish.
10:35 am
This actually is quite scrumptious. I love my bestie pallie in the whole universe.
I told her, "Jas, this brekky is quite yummy scrumboes! You are quite the fab chef."
She smiled and fiddled her fringe. "So, uhm, did you want to talk about last night?"
I kept eating my brekky, "What about last night?" I'm playing it so vair, vair cool.
She huffed, "The whole Dave the Laugh fandango, don't you remember? He was shouting for all of England to hear! How could you possibly forget? You were in tears!"
"Jas?" I said.
"Yes?"
"Shut up."
My bedroom
2:16 pm
Made Jas take to me town to buy me some lippy for being such a meanie before. It is 'Cream-Pop' flavoured. Like those creamy popsicle type things. Vair yummers!
Angus and Gordy have turned my room into some sort of Cat Sanctuary, while I was away. There is kitty-litter all over my bed, cat food on the floor, and a few hairballs scattered about. There is also a pair of Libby's dirty knickers on my pillow. It is quite nice to see that my Mutti made an effort to clean up (not).
3:20 pm
Jassy Spazzy just rang.
She said, "Gee?"
I said, "Yes, mon pallie?"
"You promised me three jammy dodgers, therefore I am coming over to pick them up, or else, we are going exploring in the forest."
I told her I was not giving her any jammy dodgers, so I am being forced to go on a ramble.
3:26 pm
Must find appropriate hiking ensemble.
3:40 pm
Have decided on my new groovy smeakers, denim mini and a tank top. And very natural makeup (eyeliner, lippy, mascara, blush, eye shadow).
5:17 pm
Back from hell (ie the forest). T'was vair, vair torturous. First, it was quite difficult walking in the skirt, as it was quite tight. Than, the forest was quite muddy, so my new shoes got a bit dirty.
And, if that wasn't bad enough, Jas wanted to cross this sort of river of mud, to get to the other side, so I thought I could take one quick step into the mud, and hop to the other side. So I did.
When I got to the other side, I only had one shoe on. The other bloody shoe was stuck in the mud!!
"Jas!" I said, full of anxiousnessosity. "My shoe is in the mud!"
We tried for three million hours to get my shoe out, but it sunk in deeper, and deeper until it was out of view, like some sort of out of view, viewing thing.
I walked home with only one shoe. And, when Vati saw me, he went ballisticimus!
In a very angry voice he shouted, "WHERE IN THE FRESH IS YOUR SHOE?"
In a very calm voice I said, "Vati, is has been swallowed whole my some sort of mud creek, like thing. I will need to borrow some money to buy new shoes, please and thank-you." I held out my hand waiting for money.
He laughed like some sort of beardy laughing thing. "You are not getting anything from me! You have no respect what so ever, Georgia! If you want money, than you'll have to earn it! Go get a job, I am through with this nonsense!"
7:00 pm
Dave the Laugh just rang. He is coming over. MUST BEAUTIFYYYYY!!
7:56 pm
What a pleasant visit from my groovy mate Dave!! He had a sling on his arm. I apologized for the whole couch-push-off situation, he was quite forgiving. He than apologized for yelling like a mad cattle last night, and causing me any sort of embarrassment. I was quite forgiving. We are both such forgiving forgivers.
I told him about the mud incident, and my forever lost shoe, he laughed like a maniac and said, "Never change sex-kitty!"
We sat on the wall, for a while discussing things of all different sorts. He taught me a new Dave the Laugh phrase, "Tap your feet to the music good." The nub of it, is that its used to describe something very, very, mega good. Like, "That brekky was tap your feet to the music good, Mutti" Even though, I'd never say that, as my Mutti hardly ever makes a good meal, let alone any meal.
Right before he left, he gave me a peck on the cheek and handed me a bit of folded paper. "Bye sex-kitty! Keep on groovin'!"
Dans ma chamber
8:04 pm
Have unfolded the paper from Dave. It is a little drawing of me shoving him off the couch. Hahahahaha. He is quite hysterical. I must tack this lovely illustration to my wall for eternity and beyond.
Can't find anything to tack with. I suppose I'll use some chuddie.
8:08 pm
There, stuck and bubbly-gum scented! I am tres brilliant!
8:32 pm
As expected, the gang called to make sure I was alright. I told them all was well, and Dave and I are once again pallies. They were quite satisfied, so we did a round of the Viking Bison Horn dance over the phone. Than Vati told me to get off the phone, until I had the money to pay for it. What a mean beardy man.
Bed
12:13 am
Libby is asleep beside me. Scuba diving Barbie is pressed up against my leg, she has some sharp bits to her. Must get beauty sleep! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Sunday, August 7th
Bed
7:18 am
At the crack of 7 am, Vati came storming into my room, and opened the curtains.
He said, "Get up, you're looking for a job today!" He tossed me the news paper, and left.
What the fresh hell?? Me with a job?! Hahahahaha, you a tres comical, Vati. Tres comical.
Mobiles give you Cancer: There you have it! Hopefully you thought it was atleast a little fabbity fab! I have lots o' good ideas, but I dont want to rush it! So please, review, and I'll keep on truckingggg ! XOXO LOTS O' LURVEEEE (:
PS: Just like Louise Rennison, a lot of these things I'm writing are things that have happened to me. The whole shoe scenario, yes, it happened last night, I was in my school shoes, haahh just thought you'd all love to know!
