A/N: I'm on a roll again! But not for long, I have to update the other story.

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HOW NOT TO PICK UP A GIRL/MAN (part 2)

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Uchiha Sasuke was a businessman, in a big business corporation. All business and no pleasure. So if the businessman was resorting to pick up lines after getting tired from being a workaholic, it probably meant that he was a very horny raven and could not resist the pleasure of sex.

The problem was how to get somebody to help him with his problem without bothering him with the drama of a relationship. Of course he couldn't find a prostitute, he was just too good for that and what if this person had a disease of some sort? Who would make sure this company would not fall?

This brought him back to the problem and the only way was to target somebody within the company. He needed an idiot. Which brought him to the fact that there was an idiot residing in the company. The one and only Uzumaki Naruto. All around rookie who was as dumb as they get but he was also, loud, hyperactive, and obnoxious.

So basically, it was a done deal. There was no way that the blonde would reject him or even remember with his short attention span.

He took his coffee from the dispenser and walked around the chattering employees to the table with the high stools where the blonde was. He was talking to the other employees while eating his bagel and cream cheese loudly. The raven took the seat next to the blonde listening in on the conversation, while getting greetings from the people who were listening to the blonde.

The blonde turned around and smiled while offering a hand out to the raven in greeting.

"Uzumaki Naruto." The blonde said happily as his smile widened to the point where his eyes closed and crinkled. The raven smirked at the dumb blonde and shook the hand that was offered.

"Uchiha Sasuke."

The blonde smiled again and turned back to the people he was talking with, every now and then the raven inserting his own opinion. As the people excused themselves to get a drink the blonde took a sip of his own drink and turned to the raven who decided to take his chance now.

"Hey, I want to tell you a joke." The raven said and the blonde bounced in his seat, completely excited from the thought of telling each other jokes. The raven leaned in to the happy blonde and whispered in his ear.

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?" The blonde thought for a moment and then shrugged while whispering an 'I don't know' in the raven's ear. The other employees returned and waited for the blonde to turn around. The raven smirked and whispered.

"My zipper." The raven then waggled his eyebrows at the blonde. There was a deafening silence as the raven waited for the stupid blonde to answer. The blonde pulled back and glared at the raven and made a disgusted sound in his throat.

"That's disgusting." The blonde said and grabbed his cup while he stood up, alerting the employees.

"Naruto, where are you going?" They asked and the blonde whispered to them about what happened making them look at the raven with disgusted and disappointed expressions. They gathered their stuff and walked away from the area. The raven thumped his head against the counter in defeat.

Uchiha Sasuke was a business man, a workaholic. All business and no pleasure.

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Well, is this one better? Not much to talk about on this one. It's just as it is. Feel free to complain on this chapter.

Ja,

Daikaishi