A/N: Well, this is the last one for today. See you whenever I feel like updating this story.

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So on this Saturday night was a blonde and a raven who were best friends. They were also completely drunk. It was midnight as they tumbled over each other and dropped their bottles on the plush carpet. They danced goofily and sang off-key to loud rock music while stopping sometimes to retch out their stomachs but continued drinking nonetheless.

Coming down from their out of control behavior from exhaustion, they sat on the couch lazily with the blonde upright and his feet on the messy table while the raven had his head in the blonde's lap lazily and his body in different angles.

"Sasuke, Sasuke, you're drunk." The blonde said as he giggled and slurred his words. The raven looked at him from his lap and then started to laugh until he was hysterical. The blonde joined in with him and the room was filled with crazy laughter.

They gasped for air as they slowly stopped laughing. The raven took a swing of his alcohol but then coughed as it went down his throat the wrong way making the liquid drop from his mouth and drip onto the blonde's pants.

"Hey!" The blonde said but didn't do anything otherwise as the raven laughed again. The blonde giggled and then drank heavily from his bottle. They talked to each other and laughed multiple times when they didn't even know what the other was saying. Their words slurred and their sentences really didn't make sense but they still relished the feeling of talking to each other.

"Naruto, I like you." The raven said seriously then broke out into laughter and looked up at the blonde while pouring more alcohol into his mouth. The blonde laughed along with him and petted the raven's hair.

"Sasuke, you're drunk, buddy." The blonde said and drank from his bottle. The raven glared with his eyes half lidded. He tried to sit up but then just fell back down from the pain of his headache.

"I'm not-I'm not drunk!" He said angrily but then hiccupped and giggled. The blonde smiled down at his drunken pal and ruffled his dark hair.

"Oh? Then what would you call it?" The blonde said with an amused voice. The raven giggled and sat up despite of his headache. He sat in the blonde's lap as he rested his hands against the blonde's chest and his head rested in the blonde's neck muffling his words.

"What was that?" The blonde said as he laughed. The raven pulled back and looked into the blonde's eyes.

"I-I said that I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you." The blonde stopped for a moment but then giggled into the silent room.

"Sasuke, of all the times to tell me a pick-up line…" He said as he shook his head and laughed. The raven's looked at the blonde's lips and just suddenly pressed his own against the blonde's. The blonde stopped talking all together and dropped his half-full bottle of alcohol on the floor spilling it.

His arms wrapped around the raven as they shared a heated kiss. The raven pushed his hands up the blonde's shirt making the blonde moan into their sloppy kiss. The raven pushed the blonde down on the couch and straddled him as he continued to shove his tongue down the blonde's throat and run his fingers over the blonde's torso and chest.

"H-hey." The blonde said weakly as his eyes closed and he was lost in the dark that was inclosing on him. The raven broke away from the limp kiss and looked at the blonde with his eyes squinted.

"Hey Naruto!" The raven said angrily with the words slurred. He weakly pounded the blonde's chest making the blonde grimace and rolled his head. The raven moved his face closer to the blonde and played with the soft blonde locks. He rested his head against the blonde shoulder as he mapped out the blonde's face while slowly falling asleep, his hand limply moving back and forth until it stopped moving.

Loud snores from the blonde were heard in the room as the raven mumbled in his sleep. It would be one hell of a hangover in the morning.

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I do like this chapter. But there is nothing to say about it. Feel free to complain about this chapter.

(thinking of a word to put here),

Daikaishi