Sorry for the wait. I haven't had a computer to type for a while because we recently got a replaced our's. Now the keyboard is so soft it's heavenly. I love it.

Anyway, this idea came from one of my friends in my Mandarin Life Group and a video I saw on Youtube.


Jedi Insaneness Chapter Three, P-Day


Darth Vader kept it secret from his troops. If they ever found out, it would be the end if his career as "ruler of the galaxy". There were only a few colors that he, the Dark Lord liked. A few would include red, black, dark black, and espresso black. But there was one color. This one he had never even revealed to his ex-master Kenobi or his first and only love. This was the color that he hid under his ever spiraling abyss of armor. It was pink. Not many Sith wore any other color but a shade of black and even if they did it was normally their light saber. Vader couldn't help it. He loved pink.

It was a dark but sunny day (if that makes sense) in Vader's starship and he was in a good mood. He strode around the halls giving off a lesser aura providing his troopers lots of relief. This day, though, Vader was feeling exeptionally confident so he called all of his cronies together and stood pacing back and forth as all the men came flowing in endlessly. When the massive flood finally reduced itself to a trickle, Vader stood with his hands behind his back, facing the assmebly. The men themselves trembled in fear for the Sith Lord rarely called them into a large gathering if only to scold them and unleash his wrath.

"MEN!" Vader called, "Today..."

The men waited, fearing punishment for a deed unknown to them so far.

"Today...we shall have PINK day!" the dark Lord declared.

The troopers looked at each other, uncertain of what to do. They each silently questioned their neighbor if the famous sith lord standing up on the podium and waving his arms was actually an imposter.

"Paint the walls pink, dye my armor pink...IT'S TIME FOR CHANGE!"


Obi-wan had taken it upon himself to go on a solo mission to attempt a spying session upon the plans of the Sith Lord Darth Vader. He was on his way and had dound the landing spot of his archenemy when he saw what he thought was a huge pink blob. He dismissed it for the moment but as he passed ninja-style past it, he recognized the style instantly.

"ANAKIN?!?"


Pathetic. That's all I can say. Not one of my best chapter. My brain is frozen by all this snow. Apologies. If you can bear it, review.