Yet another sugar derived work. I got this one from a commercial on t.v. By the way, I really appreciate all the support I have on these. They are a lot of fun to do and mostly they form right before I shower so I end up scribbling it out on paper without my clothes on. (weeeeired)

all right, all right, IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!:

IMPORTANT! I would like some reader suggestions and ideas on things I can do for these drabbles. I love forming a story off some random thought, it would be nice to turn some of my readers' randomness into reading pleasure! :3

and so...presenting


Jedi Insaneness 5; Vader's Bills

"A what?"

"A credit card."

Obi-wan Kenobi stared at the black armored sith in front of him with a tentative hand on his jedi lightsaber. Vader, on the other hand, held no weapon what-so-ever. Although Obi-wan though this an excellent opportunity to chop his student-turned-enemy into tiny sith-like pieces, he refrained from shock.

"A credit card..." the jedi repeated with a dazed and confused voice.

Vader merely stood there breathing in his raspy way, "I told you, don't make me repeat it again. I want a credit card."

Obi-wan nearly laughed. Was this some sort of trick? It didn't seem like it, Anakin was staring at him without showing any signs of wanting to attack.

"Follow me," Obi-wan gestured but walked side-by-side the sith, just for good measure.

Later, Obi-wan stood outside the door of a bank and he peeked around the corner to see what his former-student was up to.

He had turned to see and hear Vader take the card and say:

"I want pink kitties on it."

"Pink...?" the counter-person raised an eyebrow

"Cats..." Vader replied, "You know baby kittens...pink ones..."

Obi-wan ran.


Yay for commercials! Yeah, I saw one with this evil bad guy talking about wanting pink kittyz on his credit card. I was watching it and thought. He kinda looks like Vader. Thus, this wonderful little...OH YEAH!

Remember the important message I put up on the top there in capital letters. (Thanks goodness for caps lock...)