Me: Enjoy another short sweet chapter of insaneness

Vader: Well this is just plain nonsense!

Kenobi: That girl watches too many commercials

Me: Hey, Vadie, where's your wheezing?

Jedi Insaneness; Chapter Six; Couldn't think of a name


Starship to another dimesion: 198,453 credits

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Healer Bills: 5000 credits

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New Lightsaber: 894,589,230 credits

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Fighting it out against a sith lord: 20,932,858,268,309 from the empire's bank account

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Not telling your padawan that you have booby-trapped their room with water balloons:

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Priceless

For everything else, there's mastercard.