My friend asked me who my favorite character from Star Wars was. I decided who it was and I've decided to tell all of you in a sort of screenplay blurb at the end of this drabble.
If you don't feel like reading that, just ignore it...but you can still read the story!
Thanks to Kira Vulpes for the idea!
Jedi Insaneness; Chapter 9; Joining the Dark Side...
(cue evil music)
Anakin Skywalker shut the door and quietly set off down the corridor leading to Palpatine's room.
Anakin held his breath as he sneaked by his master Obi-wan's room, hoping that he wouldn't be caught. Luckily, his master had been kept busy this morning with a couple local residents who claimed that they had lost their mind and needed help finding it.
He passed Obi-wan's room without a hitch and after that, hurried onwards at a relatively quick pace. He passed a guard on his way but the guard was asleep, head tucked against his shoulder. Anakin smiled and thanked his good-luck. He would rather have it that no one even knew he was out and around at this time.
When he reached Palpatine's room, he knocked softly and whispered into the door.
"Sir, it's me..."
The door opened and the old man quickly ushered Anakin in.
When the door had been closed and locked securely, Anaking turned to Palpatine.
"I don't know...are you sure?"
"Yes, joining the dark side will give you unimaginable power! Power to keep the ones you love safe..."
Anakin gave a face, "I'm really not sure...isn't it dangerous? My master has told me how evil the dark side can be..."
Palpatine laughed.
"Well, it is dark indeed but I think you have the wrong impression. Under such a strong boy like you, the darkness could become a good thing. If it were any other person, I'm sure the power would have crushed them on the spot."
Anakin blushed at the compliments. He was still unsure though. He had heard so many dark tales about Siths and the terror they had caused throughout the galaxy.
What if he became just like them? A villain of the very Jedi code!
Palpatine watched the boy's face twist in his thoughts, trying to decided. Time to land the finishing blow... Palpatine grinned evilly.
"Ah! and one more thing young one..." Palpatine interrupted.
Anakin turned to Palpatine, a curious look on his face.
"The dark side rewards their members. Join us...we have cookies..."
Anakin's face broke into a smile. "Cookies?"
"Cookies." Palpatine assured, "and little pink cakes with tiny sugar fairies..."
"and...and?" Anakin pressured excitedly.
Palpatine nodded and sighed,
"Yes Anakin...little pink kitties..."
Hoped you all like it.
Now for the screenplay:
Me: ... Darthie?
Vader: What?!
Me: Are you trying to bribe me? (points to mountain of coconuts)
Vader: Think of it as...wheeze...a gift ...
Me: You're trying to get me to pick you as my favorite character...
Vader: No I'm not!
Me: Yes you are
(Enter Palpatine, Chewie, Yoda, Obi-wan, Mace, and Padme)
Me: Ok, the finalists are all here!
Me: Wait a second...Palpatine!
Poop-a-tine: What?
Me: You're not a finalist!
Poop-a-tine: Darn... (leaves)
Me: Ok...now for the announcement of my favorite character...
Chewie: grr grr roar
Me: Hey! Just because I'm calling you chewie doesn't me you won!
Yoda: Yes, green odd aliens better she likes
Me: Green odd aliens...hey, isn't that you?
Yoda: ...
Mace: No! She'll pick me and my beautiful pink lightsaber! (whips out saber)
Me: You forgot your batteries didn't you? That's why it's pink...
Padme: It's supposed to be purple anyway, besides, I know you'll pick me, I'm the most beautiful thing here!
Vader: Well, she's right but I'm still going to win!
Obi-wan: Patience is the key Anakin...
Vader: Shut your coconut hole Obi!
Me: Everyone shush!...Alright, so my favorite character is...
Characters: ...?
Me: Obi-wan Kenobi!
Yoda: What say she?!
Chewie: (shrug) grr roar mrrph ( translation: I'm second best then...)
Padme: (dies) X.X
Mace: WHY? WHY? WHYYYYY?
Obi-wan: (tears) OMG! I AM TEH ONE? I WON? OMG! LOLZ!
Vader: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (blows up my house with force)
Me: (struggles out of the rubble) You know...these kind of things are not worth it...
Thanks for reading, look out for the next chapter!
For those too lazy to read the screenplay, my favorite character is Obi-wan...
See you next time!
