Bleach A Bowl of Cereal

"Hi im Ichigo Kurosaki I think im pretty bad ass, no I am bad ass I know everything I have decent grades and my reckessness gets me everywhere there isnt anything I cant do, nor that I dont know."

"Oh yeah well can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?"

"Of course, theres cinnaminy swirls in every bite!!"

The kids are speechless.

"What the f# Ichigo!! Your not supposed to know that!!"

Yells Rukia, the kids are crying.

"Of course I should!! Im the main character damnit!!"

"No if your the main character then the show would be called 'Ichigo' not 'Bleach'!! An whats up with that!! Bleach this show has nothing to do with f#ing BLEACH!!"

Creator:"Look I made the show just be glad your in it..."

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