Author notes (me! :D): I am slowly running out of material to write 4 this fanfic…:'( There is only so much randomness I can spew out at one time :P So anyway, I tried using more emotion 4 this one, and it is slowly lengthening the chapter P.S. Byakuya has multiple personality disorder, if you haven't figured that one out already :D

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. Or Byakuya. But I wish I did :'(


Recap from last time:

Byakuya forced the door open with his Ban Kai: Fanboy form. Hot pink roses filled the doorway and made their way toward Hitsugaya as Hitsugaya shouted:

"It's not what you think!"


"Then what am I supposed to think when you're in the same apartment as my BOYFRIEND??"

At this point, Renji butted in angrily, saying, "Boyfriend? You WISH."

Byakuya cooed, "Yes, I do. But back to the subject, you better have a good explanation, shortie, or you're DEAD." Directly after finishing this short speech, he flipped his hair, completely ruining all of his previous terrorization intended for Hitsugaya. "God, don't they make ANY good hair products that he uses? This hair is so DRY. Ugh. I'm gonna go take a shower as soon as I'm done with YOU," He said, slowly cracking his knuckles with an expression of glee on his face.

"It's not my fault!" Hitsugaya said defensively. "Well, maybe it is. I…I…I sort of got caught."

"By me? Yes, you certainly did. Is that your explanation or does it get better?" Byakuya smiled menacingly.

"No! That's not…not…OK, fine I got caught by Momo. I was…kind of…in physical contact with…Matsumoto," Hitsugaya stuttered. Byakuya's face showed shock as his facial features tightened into the normal disciplined expression that he had carried for most of his life. "But the real question is, why are YOU in Renji's room swooning over him like a lovesick puppy?"

Byakuya blushed and scowled, obviously trying to intimidate Hitsugaya into telling the rest of the story. "Wait. Physical contact? I didn't realize you were able to go so far."

"Do you have a better way to put making out?" Hitsugaya said, with a sudden burst of confidence, although still blushing.

"So what are you doing breaking rules by staying at a vice-captain's apartment?" Byakuya asked with a serious expression on his face, which told Hitsugaya that he was in SERIOUS doodoo if he didn't explain fast.

"Oh, come on. It's no big news that Momo and I…kind of…live together." Hitsugaya said, blushing, his confidence quickly fading as he thought of Momo. "Can you imagine a night with Momo after being caught with Matsumoto?"

"No, I can't, because that would be indulging myself in…anyways, I can't imagine it. Please leave his living quarters as soon as you finish gathering your things together. Deal with Momo yourself, coward," Byakuya ordered, a steel expression on his face. "Renji and I are leaving now. We will be back shortly. And you had BETTER be gone."

Byakuya walked across the room and knocked on the bathroom door. "Are you done yet?" There was no answer. "Renji! Are you OK??" Byakuya pushed through the door, finding it empty. "Goddammit! Now I have double the job to do!"


Author Notes (again :P): I'm sorry the chapter this time was so short, I ran out of material this time. But I promise I'll do better next time. I've done some brainstorming with one of my friends, and I have a lot of material to work with evil grin