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101 Ways to Annoy Natsume for Mikan - CH. 3!

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3. copy his alice and shout HAHA, NATSUME I CAN DO IT TOO!

Mikan just found out about her S.E.C. (yes I know in the manga she only has a stealing alice, but I just put S.E.C. here because it's more interesting) alice and wanted to try and copy one. So she copied Natsume's! Soon she was able to control fire, so she decided to wave it in Natsume's face.

"HAHA NATSUME I CAN DO IT TOO! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! I CAN DO IT TOO! I CAN DO IT TOO! I CAN DO IT TOO! I CAN DO IT TOO! I CAN DO IT TO-!"

"Hn. Shut up, Polka."

"I CAN DO IT TOO! I CAN DO IT TOO! I CAN DO IT TOO! I CAN DO IT TOO! I CAN DO IT TOO!"

"I told you to shut up."

"Look, see I can do it too!"

-accidentally sets Natsume on fire-

"Oops, um sorry, Hey Natsume are you there? Natsume? Natsume? NATSUME?"

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Make him play "Spin the Bottle" with Persona. And yes, only Persona.

"Hey Natsume, do you want to play Spin the Bottle with me?"

"Hn. Ok."

really means – OF COURSE MIKAN, I WANT TO KISS YOU!

"Do you even know how to play?"

"Yes, here we are. You're playing with just Persona, ok. No getting out of it!"

"Hn. Ugh."

really means – OMG R U KIDDING ME? WTH? PERSONA…EGH!

Suddenly Imai appeared behind him and tied him up in a chair. WTH? Money signs in her eyes again?

"Ok now Natsume spin the bottle."

-spin-

"AND IT LANDS ON PERSONA! OF COURSE!"

"Now Natsume, kiss Persona."

Hotaru followed carefully filming his every move.

Natsume sighed. Looked like there was just no getting out of this.

-smuack-

Mikan laughed like hell.

Natsume knew this was his chance and burned the ropes and ran away, since Mikan was off guard and stopped nullifying.

The next day it was hell for Natsume. The video had been released throughout the school and hoards of fangirls kept screaming, "NATSUME HOW COULD YOU? WHY WOULD YOU LIKE THOSE UGLY GUYS INSTEAD OF BEAUTIFUL US? HOW COULD U? I NEVER KNEW YOU SWUNG THAT WAY!"

Somehow, he had to prove he was straight….?

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18. Cook weird and exotic food for him.

19. Cry when he doesn't eat it.

20. When he eats it, gets weird side affects, tell him he didn't have to eat it.

Anna was giving Mikan cooking lessons. (OH NO!) Mikan was having quite a hard time following along. She just couldn't get the hang of cooking. But the thing was, she needed someone else besides her and Anna to taste out her food. So she went to Natsume and gave him her dishes of exotic and weird food.

The first dish contained strange purple and blue spotted mushrooms with green sauce. It had a strange smell. The next dish had green and purple noodles. The next had orange broccoli.

As you can see, Natsume was quite hesitant to eat this, rather exotic food.

"Hn. Who would eat this?"

"B-b-b-but NATSUMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WORKED SO HARD! AND NOW YOU WON'T E-E-E-ATTTT I-I-T!"

The loud Mikan had now been reduced to a blubbering pool of water, soon becoming a river.

Natsume sighed. The only way to stop her crying was to eat this…er…weird food.

1 hour later…

Natsume's skin had turned purple with green polka dots. His hair became blue and orange and he felt like he was going to throw up. He felt terrible.

"WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS, POLKA!"

"Ladaddadadadadada I can't hear you , YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO EAT IT ladadadadadadaddada" Mikan sang.

Poor, poor Natsume.

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24. Put a Barney stuffed animal next to Natsume when he sleeps and make him hug it. Take a picture.

"I love you, you love me, we're a great big family…."

Mikan was watching her favorite show, Barney! The songs and the dances and the lessons were all to classic. However, Natsume hated this show.

He said it was "childish" and "stupid" and every other bad thing you could say about the show.

Clutching her new barney stuffed animal, she went to go play a trick on him.

Sneaking quietly inside his bedroom, she put the Barney stuffed animal next to him and moved his arms so he was hugging it. She took many, many, pictures and gave them to Hotaru for blackmailing (Yippee!)

The next day-

Across the school billboard was a huge picture of Natsume Hyuuga hugging a Barney stuffed animal. It was all the gossip today.

Natsume could only stare at it and wonder, - "WHAT THE HECK?"

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33. Blow party poopers in his face whenever you feel like it.

"Briiiiiinnngggg! Brriiiiiinngggg! Briiing!" her alarm clock rang.

Mikan Sakura quickly woke up, thinking she was late again. But thankfully she found it was only 6:30 (A/N: I don't know when school starts for GA students, but let's just say.. eight?) She saw a strange packet on her bedside table. It was glowing and a note was attached.

The note said –

Dear Mikan,

Here is a party pooper. Feel free to blow it in Natsume's face whenever you like.

Signed,

PR4NKN4TSUM3HYUUG4CLUB, W3 H8 HIM!

(A/N: For those of you who can't read that, it says PRANKNATSUMEHYUUGA CLUB, WE HATE HIM!)

"Haha," Mikan thought. "I can't wait to test this!

The day went like this –

Math with Jin-Jin – blah blah blah blah, n is 6 and y is 9 therefore, n + y 15, blah blah – BBBBBRANGGGGG (whatever that party pooper noise is) blah blah bla- BRAAANGGG! And so on. Ooh math class SURE WAS FUN!

After –

BRAANGG! BRAANGG! BRAANG! Nonstop.

Well, one thing we're sure of- Natsume had the best day of his life!

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46. Go up to him, poke him, and say "poke." Repeat as many times as you like.

"Hey Natsume!"

-poke- "Poke"

Six billion, seven thousand, five hundred two times later…

"Hey do you want to get some ice cream…?"

"Sure." He said icily.

(A/N – a very short one, but I had no idea what to do o.o)

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55. Chain him to the Small World ride at Disneyland. When he tries to burn his way out, nullify his alice.

"Class, we're going to Disneyland for a vacation."

"What's" and "Why's" and "How's" and "What's Disneyland's" bounced back and forth through the classroom.

"Disneyland is a fun place with rides for all of you kids! You'll have fun!" explained Narumi-sensei.

"Uh huh…" muttered Natsume. "What's your idea of fun?"

"YAY WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!" shouted Mikan. "DISNEYLAND, DISNEYLAND, DISNEYLAND!" she chanted while dancing all over the classroom.

"Mikan, please sit down."

A week later…

Class B had got to Disneyland and had an awesome time. They had gone on most of the rides until, finally they got to the notorious Small World ride. (I'm not sure if I meant teacups or small world – oh well, let's just say a Disneyland ride o.o)

Mikan LOVED the ride. She went on it WAY too many times to count. But alas, she was lonely and needed someone else to ride it with her. SO SHE CHAINED NATSUME TO IT! Luckily, the ride person said nothing. Natsume felt ridiculed. No way he wanted to be stuck on this ride for all of eternity.

He tried to burn his way out but he forgot one thing, Mikan had the Nullification Alice.

Alas, he got stuck on the ride for all of eternity. Poor, poor, Natsume.

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75. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.

"Hey Natsume! Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what GUESS WHAT?"

"WHAT!" he snarled.

"I GOT YOU A PLANT! Remember to water it and feed it EVERY DAY!"

"Baka, Polka. Plants can't be fed."

"Yea, yea, whatever. Take care of it anyways! Bye!"

1 day later….

"NATSUME NATSUME NATSUME NATSUME NATSUME! Did you water the plant I gave you? Did you? Did you ? Did you? Did you? DID YOU?"

"Hn." (of course not)

"LEMME SEE IT!"

"Hn." (no way am I going to let you see it , it's dead.)

-bursts into his room-

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NATSUME HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? IT'S DEAD! IT'S DEAD! IT'S DEAD! HOW COULD YOU? NOOOOOOO!"

-BREAKS DOWN INTO A OCEAN OF TEARS-

-cries for three days and three nights-

"Oh wow," thought Natsume. "It's going to be another Noah's ark."

-drowns-

"Hmph. Serves him right," thought Mikan.

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96. Play "fairy princess" with him. (self-explanatory, you act like fairy princesses)

"Natsume, let's play fairy princess !"

"Hn."

"YAY THAT MEANS YES!"

"Here you go, here's your wings, and your sparkly crown and your wand, and your tutu! Oh yea, you can't forget the pretty purse!"

"Here let me put it on for you,"

Natsume quickly tried to run away from this horrendous-ugh- thing. But he found that Imai was right behind him with money signs in her eyes. Before he knew it, he was strapped to a chair and couldn't burn himself out. Before he knew it, he found himself dressed as a…..fairy princess?

"What?"

He closed his eyes, hoping it was a dream. He opened his eyes again and saw an even scarier sight. Imai was snapping photos of him everywhere!

What. A. Nightmare.

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