Disclaimer: Death Note was created by Tsugumi Obha and Takeshi Obata. Alice in Wonderland belongs to Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, also known as Lewis Carroll. Neither belongs to me because if they did, this would be the real story.
Mello in Wonderland
Chapter Two: Down the Rabbit Hole
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Mello looked around. Where is everyone? he thought. He stood up to get out of his seat, when his pants got caught on something. Wait a second! Mello looked down and screamed. Why the fuck was he wearing a dress?
Before Mello could rip the dress off, he noticed something white run past him. For some reason, Mello didn't find it weird that it had been Near and he had two giant bunny ears sticking out of his head. He also wore a waistcoat, but Mello didn't find that strange, either. It wasn't until the Near bunny took out a pocket watch and yelled, "Oh dear! Oh dear! I'm going to be late!"
That quickly gained Mello's attention and his head popped up to look at the Near bunny. As much as Mello didn't want to, he decided to run after "Near." After all, he would probably know where everyone was since the whole school looked completely deserted.
Mello sprinted after Near, rolling up his skirt. "Wait up! Wait for me!"
The Near bunny ran into a hole in the ground and Mello ran after him. When Mello finally realized that running into the hole would be extremely weird, he was falling…
Falling…
Falling…
Seriously, where the hell was the bottom?
After falling for a while, Mello seriously needed some chocolate. He was in luck, though, because he was falling past lots and lots of shelves. Mello looked at what was on one of them and on it was a jar with the word "Chocolate" written on it. Mello beamed and reached for it. He got the jar off the shelf and desperately tried to wretch open the top. It wouldn't open. Suddenly, the top came off and fell down…
Down…
Down…
Mello was all most positive that he hadn't heard it hit the bottom.
Normally, Mello would have started freaking out, but he had chocolate in front of him. And chocolate always came first. He stuck his hand into the jar, but to his dismay, he felt the bottom. He felt around the jar to make sure and then he looked into it. Nothing. There was no chocolate in the jar.
Mello screamed and thrashed around, bailing his fists and kicking his legs. He got so pissed off that he took the chocolate jar and slammed it into the wall. The jar shattered and the glass fell down farther into the hole.
Mello kept falling. It was getting very boring. With nothing to do, Mello just crossed his arms and continued to fall. How far could this hole go? To the center to the Earth? Farther? Mello wondered this as he continued to fall. He had never been to the center of the world. He guess it would be hot and there would be lots of lava and fire.
Mello came to the bottom with a thud. He saw that there was a hallway. It continued in one direction. There was no other way to go other than up so Mello followed it. He came to a room covered in doors. He walked around and tried to open all of them, but they were all locked. Mello grumbled and walked around the room again, hoping he had missed at least one door. One unlocked door.
Sadly, that was not the case.
"Oh! I'm going to be late! So terribly late!" yelled a voice. A few seconds later, the "Near" bunny was sprinting down the hallway like there's no tomorrow.
"Near! Where are we?!" yelled Mello, turning to face the "Near" bunny.
"My name is Nate. Not Near. Now excuse me! I'm going to be terribly late," said the bunny, rushing past Mello.
Mello turned away from Nate and looked at the room once again. There, in the middle of the room, stood a glass table. Mello walked over to the table to find a small, gold key. He took the key off the table and proceeded to walk around the room, hoping to find the matching door. While he was doing this, Nate was running around and yelling things like, "Oh dear! I'm going to be late!"
Mello didn't find the door the first time around and he decided to look at the doors once more. On his second trip around the room, he came upon a small door. He was positive it hadn't been there before, but he frankly didn't care and he put the key into the little key hole.
There was a click. The key fit.
Mello secretly rejoiced, but there was one small problem. How was he going to fit through the door? It was tiny!
Mello walked back to the table. He looked for anything thing that might help him get through the door. He found a small bottle on the table that was labeled "Drink me!" Now, Mello was really smart; one of the smartest people at his school. (If it wasn't for Near, he would be the smartest.) Mello decided that no one would leave a bottle like this filled with poison. Still, he gave the bottle one quick glance and sniffed it for good measure. After finding nothing suspicious, Mello proceeded to drink the bottle. It tasted like chocolate syrup and Mello, lacking chocolate in his system, drowned the bottle in no time.
When Mello finished the bottle, he found himself shrinking. He stopped shrinking at about a few inches. He noticed that he was small enough to fit through the door. Mello walked over to the door and started to open it.
Naturally, there was one problem. Mello had left the key on the table.
Cursing his brains out, Mello stomped back over to the glass table. He looked up at the top of the table and on it sat the little, golden key. Okay, so it wasn't exactly little to Mello anymore. He grabbed onto the leg of the table and tried to pull himself up, but all it did was slide him back down.
So Mello, giving up on that, looked around for something to make him grow. Hey, if a drink that tasted like chocolate syrup could make him shrink, shouldn't there be something to make him tall again? He walked around the table and on the other side found a tiny box. He opened the box and found a chocolate bar, not unlike the ones he loved. So Mello, because he didn't have his fill of chocolate yet (and seriously, when did he have his fill?), grabbed the chocolate bar and took a big bite.
TO BE CONTINUED…
A/N: Hello. It's Rasko, again. Did you like this chapter? No? Well, too bad.
I tried to make this chapter like the chapter in Alice in Wonderland, but more of Mello's style and filled with Death Note elements. That will basically be what the story will be like.
Please review! Reviews to me are like chocolate is to Mello. :D
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