Hey again this is my 2nd edition to the "My life as a Legendary Pokemon" series My Life as a Legendary Pokemon (Part 2)

Hey again this is my 2nd edition to the "My life as a Legendary Pokemon" series. Heck I'm even glad you stuck with this stories because their a little no…a lot very weird. In the insane issue you'll find the answers to the following: "Can anyone cheer Lugia up on such a grey day?" Then in this special issue I also put "Kappa Mikey" and "Pokemon" together. And even a little of my homemade Pokemon products advertisements (and their also imaginary sponsors) but that's at the end of the issue. So get Reading!!

Who needs Lugia??

(Not really funny but inspiring in a way)

Feeling very world-wery and tired Lugia got out of bed in a very nonchalant way thinking It's just another day to do well… ummm… something. Looking around his room seeing all the things he could do but never really made a effort to even attempt to uphill. Books, a 5000 piece puzzle, CD's, laundry (that he was suppose to do but hasn't yet) and a whole lot of "you need to get rid of this stuff someday." As he looked at himself tonelessly his cell phone rang. He let it ring three times before answering then uttered "What?" "Oh, hello this is Rayquaza" "Hi Rayquaza… I guess." After what seemed to be a good twenty seconds Rayquaza corresponded to Lugia's flat tone. "What's wrong? You seem to be well… pessimistic." "First off what does that mean? Second, no I'm NOT having such a great day and finally…" "Oh I'm sorry!" I really didn't mean anything I just said!" cried Lugia mornfuly. "I't really O.K. none taken at all, but to answer you question pessimistic means sad. "It's my fault." Rayquaza confessed "I use what people would consider "big words" all the time Groudon can definitely vouch for that." Giving a slight laugh Lugia thanked Rayquaza for talking to him today and said good bye. Now that everything looked brighter and happier in his room and got to work on that 5000 piece puzzle.

"Kappa Mon Mon!!"Don't you see the man I't Kappa Mon Mon… "Liven the Life" CAST (next page)Dialga-Ozu Palkia-Yes ManLily-Gina(HE-na) Mitsuki-Shadow Gonard-Groudon Guano-Rayquaza Kyogre-Mikey"I'm coming to save you Shadow" Kyogre shouted over the rocket boosters. "Just hang on!!" I'll try!!" Shadow managed to scream back. "I'll catch you!!" "You have to hurry" Exclaimed Gina "those rockets will go off at any second!!" "Gwa Ha Ha Ha there one one in the world who can save you now Kyogre." "And soon it will be all mine!!" (As Kyogre starts to attempt to catch Shadow well… he drops her long story short.) "CUT!!" Rayquaza screamed. "What are you trying to do?" "Kill Shadow?" "Like sorry she ain't the lightest thing in the world…" "Grrrrr…" "Sorry Shadow" "You better be…" she spat. "Who cares?" said Groudon Lets just eat!" "Umm… Yeah" "Where do you think you are doing!!" Dialga hollared. "Leaving the studeo like that… Something could of happened to you!!" "Sorry Dialga, ya know were pokemon too so that means we get hungry like normal pokemon!!" Groudon exclaimed very loudly. "Groudon's got a point!!" Palkia said cheerfuly. "Fine but only a 30 minute break because that's lost money to me!!" (So a 30 minute break is what they got out of that argument so they go to the local sushi bar but to only be bombarded with razzis') Oh well… at least the lunch was great.These Stories Brought to you By:Groudon's Mega Mocha in the Morning

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