My Life as a Legendary Pokemon (Part 3)
Hello again! As you know this is Emily the creator of this wonderous series. In this issue there're a collection of mini stories we'll ask the questions "When Rayquaza and Groudon make a bet who wins?" Or "Can Suicune find the perfect gift for Dialga before time (pun intended) runs out?" And much more!! (Also) Backed by popular demand MORE Pokemon adds!! - "aka RayquazasLilGirl"
Why Groudon and Rayquaza Hate PinkOne day on a average day, time and place Groudon (like always) was either on his labtop, cellphone or miscellaneous. Seeing that both bills were growing every month Gina decided to do something. Well what was that seeing that you asked she told him "Do you have any idea how much your spending on well… the things you do." "Ummm... Thanks for telling me…?" Later that day Groudon asked Rayquaza "Do I use a little well too much of well… technology?" "Well you sorta… do." Rayquaza finally replied. Getting a mischief idea Groudon blurted "Wanna make a bet?" "Ummm… I guess it's fine." So the only real way to discribe what was going to happen was to be there youself. The reason? Because both of them failed with flying colors. And the fact that they drove everyone (and themselves) crazy. To tell you that story they played little pranks and bribed themselves. What was the consequence? Well to…ummm(Giggle) o.k. I'm fine. To dye their body completely… well… pink!! (It eventally wore off but very sslloowwllyy.
Suicune's Birthday "Dailga"nmaDuring the heart of summer Suicune was outside in the sun and feeling very carefree. Then it struck her "Holy Milktank!!" "I totally forgot about Dialga's birthday!!" So she immediately went to the store to get him something. But really didn't see anything of great importance. So she asked Palkia his BFFL. Even he didn't have a idea. Really running out of time Suicune grabed the first thing off the store shelf and paid for it. While Dialga was opening presents later that day for the first time realized what she got and almost wanted to run and hide. Dialga stared her right in the face and said "Suicune how cha know I wanted a clock?"
The End of Team MagmaThe birds were singing, the sun was shining, and all that stuff. And yup there is Team Magma right on time to ruin it. So why are they here on Monsu Island? Well something about taking Groudon away from me and doing something with the continents. I heard that from the Team Magma people. So their actully successful this time and take Groudon away cuz I think they shocked him till he passed out. (Even though Groudon can't be shocked they said they modified the electic current to some how effect him… well even I don't know how they did it. Bottom line They did it. For a fact I thought I wasn't going to see him anymore. So I started to morn and stuff like that. Back at the Team Magma hideout a grunt said to Maxie "Ummm I think we killed him." "How do you know?" Maxie said looking very surprised. "All his vital sighs have gone dead." "You numbskulls!! You just wreacked the reason for existence and to wear these really cool costumes!!" "We could just go on and focus on something… else." Tabitha injected. "No, we can't do that! Whats Team Magma without Groudon? That's the whole purpose of why we are Team Magma!!" "So does this mean we have to work in a Pokemon Center again??" Someone asked. "Yes, unfortunately, O.K. everyone out. "What will we do with the body? Ummm… let just leave it here for the officers to figure out." So all the formal Team Magma people went to work at the new pokemon center somewhere in the Sinnoh Reigon (Away from Hoenn) 2 YEARS LATER (Yawn) "Where am I?" "Oh the Team Magma place where is everyone?" And the Pokemon Team Magma desperately wanted just walked out the door back to Monsu Island.
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Thank You for reading this issue of "My Life as a Legendary Pokemon" See you later for another crazy issue but for now See Ya!
