Chapter 3: Heading

As the sun crept above the horizon, Sally and Evie slowly woke up in the cabin room below deck.

Not opening her eyes, Sally smiled at Evie. "Some dream, huh?"

Just then, Mr. Gibbs burst into the room holding Draco Malfoy by the ear. "Beggin yer pardon, ladies, but this rat was trying to sneak into the Commodore's quarters again."

At this, Evie jumped up. "My Norry-kins!"

Sally just lay there realizing it really wasn't all a dream. "What do you want us to do about it?"

"Seeing as he came with you, I thought I would bring him to you." Gibbs threw Draco at the foot of their bed with a small thud.

Evie climbed out of bed and pulled on a robe. "We don't want him."

"Then what do you suggest we do with him?"

"Lock him in the brig!" said Sally as she pulled the covers over her head.

Gibbs shrugged and took Draco out of the room. Evie walked to the beauro to check her short red hair and to put on their matching gold necklaces. Evie and Sally shared Aztec Gold Medallions with engravings on the back. Sally never took hers off except to shower and Evie wore hers only when she wasn't sleeping or showering.

Sally was almost asleep again when there came a knock at the door. Sally groaned as Evie went to answer it.

It was Elizabeth, and in her hands she held two white dresses and corsets.

"Oh god!" Evie backed away slowly. "No!! NO!!!!"

-1 hour and lots of screaming later-

Sally and Evie walked out into the hall where they were greeted by a very confused Norrington and Brad. They smiled the best they could despite of the pain.

"What on Earth was all that screaming about?" questioned the Commodore.

"Crazy lesbian butt sex." The two spoke in unison as they walked away.

The Commodore turned to brad and gave him a look as to ask "what?" Brad placed a hand on him shoulder and sighed. "Trust me, man. You don't want to know!" Then, Brad caught sight of Elizabeth and quickly ushered her to his quarters.

Meanwhile, above deck, Evie and Sally strode toward Will and Jack to talk about what heading they would need to help release Will from his sad fate.

Will and Jack stood in the helm looking at charts and maps. Will looked up and sees the two girls approaching. Shocked by their appearance he is unable to take his eyes off Sally. Jack looked up to see why Will is ignoring him and sees the girl's as well.

"Wow." Jack and Will said simultaneously.

Evie and Sally smiled at them. "Where too Captain?" Evie said pleasantly through the pain of the corset.

Will spoke up first. "Well, we believe we must make heading to Isla Cruses to recover Davy Jones's locket and then to the Isle De Muerta to retrieve Calypso's. Then we must take them to Singapore for some ungodly ritual."

Evie and Sally exchange awkward glances. "Why the lockets?" says Sally.

"Well, we have come to believe that the lockets combine in some sort of carbuncley way." Jack states then taking a rather long drink from his bottle of rum.

Evie gives Jack a look and he just goes, "What?

Evie shook her head at the drunken pirate. "What does that mean?"

Jack rolled his eyes. "Very well then. Would Miss Evie care to explain to the crew exactly what the lockets need to do?"

"Well, the way I understand it, the lockets need to get together and have wild, crazy, monkey… locket sex. And the resulting child will be the cure for the curse. There. I'm done."

Her faintly satisfied smirk was wiped off her face when Pansy Parkinson rudely walked into her. She let out a rather loud and indignant squeak. Sally turned to her. "Speaking of squeaks, how was the Commodore?"

"You're assuming that I'm a squeaker!"

Brad came up to the helm at the exact wrong moment, meaning that he was just in time to proclaim, "Actually, she's a screamer."

All eyes swiveled to Brad's very smug face, and Jack asked "And how does a lad such as yourself acquire this information about a… maid… such as this?"

"Unlike a certain defensive lineman's car, the Commodore's cabin is not soundproof." Brad stated with a slight laugh.

Evie blushed scarlet and looked down to her feet. Norrington walks up onto the deck and hears this statement while buttoning his waistcoat. Everyone turns to him and starts squeaking. He matched Evie's color and retreated back below deck. Everyone laughed.

After a few moments, the laughing finally died and everyone went about his or her work. Evie, Sally, Will and Jack returned to the whole curse business.

"So, if these lockets combine in a way other than what Evie so awkwardly pointed out, what happens then?" Sally said giving Evie a look making Evie giggle.

"Well, it should, meaning its supposed to, create a similar light as to the green flash but transport us to another dimension where we will continue our course." Will said looking directly at Sally, making her blush.

"What are we waiting for then? Where be the location of these lockets then my dear whelp.. I mean Will."

Evie couldn't help herself, she laughed more. Sally sent an evil look her way but Evie ignored it. Will rolled his eyes at Jack's comment and grabbed his compass from his belt. "This will help us." He turned to Sally. "What do you want most?"

She felt butterflies in her stomach when he looked at her. She thought for a moment. "Well, right now, to save you!" She said with a smile.

With that said, Will handed her the compass and told her to open it. She did and the needle spun around and stopped pointing to the right. Jack looked over her shoulder and saw the direction. "Mr. Gibbs, we have a heading."