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This is chapter four of my Shinobi Heaven, this will tell us what Zabuza and Haku are doing in Heaven, and how the pervy sage is doing... I miss him, anyway, please Read and Review this story.
Shinobi Heaven chapter 4: Why Me?
"Why me, why do I always end up like this?" said the perverted toad Sannin, as he ran for his life, "I can't remember the last two hand seals for 'THAT TECHNIQUE'!"
"GET BACK HERE!" Yelled his pursuers as they gained ever closer.
"Have you done it?"
"Mmm… one more, I can't find him."
"Well I can help, just ask."
No, I must do this on my own, I could find them when they were alive and so I should be able to find them now."
"I'm glad that you have changed."
"I'm glad that I can be with you, my friend, and I'm sorry for how I treated you when we were alive, Haku."
"It's okay, I forgave you, now stop apologizing."
Zabuza and Haku had adjusted to Heaven quickly, and had decided to apologize to all of those who they had hurt. Haku's list was complete. Zabuza still had one more person to ask forgiveness, he could not find him. 'Gota, I will find you, I must find you.' He thought to himself, I want to see his face when he sees me in Heaven.
Gota was very hard to find, after asking nearly everyone in Heaven they found out that he was still in the waiting area. He would not be allowed in; his soul had some complicated issues. During his life, he had hired someone to kill a religious leader, the leader gave a pray with his dying breath, Gota must never find peace.
"You don't understand, I must see him, I need to tell him that… he should have died more painfully."
"So do a lot of people, but he can never come into Heaven."
"Are you trying to see Gota too?"
"Yes, I want to apologize for killing him."
"You killed him, you are my hero and I thank you from the bottom of my heart."
"I only did it because he disrespected Hakus' body, and tried to kill me."
"Well if you really need to see him, you could go to the Elder Counsel of Elderly Elders."
"And how are the Elder Counsel of Elderly Elders?"
"No, they are the Elder Counsel of Elderly Elders, they are in charge of the public relations and entrance into Heaven."
"Well how can we see them."
"You must pass a test."
"Why, why can't I remember?"
"Stop running now and we will go easy on you."
"No we won't, Naruto you must really learn how to be revengeful."
"Yes, give into the power of your beast; let the Kyuubi take full control."
'No Naruto, don't do it, remember all the things I taught you during the years of training."
"…GET BACK HERE!"
"Why me, why does this always happen to me?"
"So what is this test?"
"You must prove that you are worthy."
"And how do I do that?"
"Don't interrupt me; I was taking a breath, hoping that it would create dramatic tension. Now I feel like I should not tell you."
"Zabuza let me handle this. I am Haku, a member of the Heaven Security Corps; I demand that you tell us what we need to know."
"Well when you put it that way, all I can say is… ok."
"Ok, what?"
"I was pausing for dramatic effect, stop interrupting me. Ok, now you must go through the path of Destiny."
"Well where is it?"
"I was pausing again. Here it is." –Claps twice, a huge metal door appears out of the ground.
"Well what are you waiting for?"
"I thought that you were pausing for dramatic effect again."
"Why would I do that?"
"Never mind, Haku let's go."
Zabuza and Haku entered the strange doorway, into an arena. It was full of traps and had a large group of shadowy figures; all were heavily armored and had lots of weapons.
"They look just like…"
After two days of running, Naruto got bored, and wanted Ramen, so he stopped chasing Jiraiya, but Tsunade and the six Peins were not giving up. Jiraiya had finally remembered the hand seals that he needed for 'THAT TECHNIQUE', he also remembered that he needed to be standing completely still for about ten minutes to do it. He had to rely of his summons to stall his pursuers.
"They look just like…us."
"And the group we fought on the bridge."
Zabuza and Haku looked at their opponents, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi and themselves. It would be a tough fight. They slowly made their way down to the arena; they could see all the people that they had killed in the stands.
It was a method that the arena used to make the real combatants uneasy and mess up. It also took the group of people who proved the biggest challenge and made you go up against several groups of them. It also made you go up against yourself; it was a way to make sure that you can't win; you can't beat someone who knows your moves before you do them.
The fight was underway, they fought for about a day, and the real Zabuza and Haku could not win: every move was countered or dodged. The only things that kept them going was each other, the determination that Zabuza had to finish his list, and the crowd cheering them on.
"We forgave you, we know that you can do it."
"If you could kill me, I don't know why you can't beat those small kids."
"Zabuza I know what we must do."
"Tell me, as long as you don't pause for dramatic effect."
"We must…"
Jiraiya had summoned nearly every frog that he could, if the frogs could just keep them busy for long enough he will be able to use his ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE: 'SU-PA-DENKITEKI-URURTORA-KAWAZU-KYANON-BAKUFUU'. (Super legendary ultra frog cannon blast.)
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It will take me some time to update, as I am currently working on ten stories. (Sorry everyone.)
