Ok everyone this isn't really a chapter hides behind bulletproof glass so I've written a hopefully funny little filler thingy that will explain why I wrote this instead of a chapter and give a little more information on the clones.
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Moi-YA PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS BLEACH FF!!
Toshiro (A)- Who are you?
Toshiro (B)- Why is he A!
Moi- um well…to answer your questions, I am the creator of this little story and your B and he's A because A is wearing the white captains jacket.
Toshiro (B)- What does that have to do with anything captain jackets our suppose top be black!
Moi-mumbles quietly only in your universe.
Toshiro (A)&(B)- What?
Moi- Nothing
Mayuri (A) now with 5 new arms one in the middle of his chest, one on his tail bone, one on his left knee cap, one on the right side of his head and one under left arm pit- I don't understand why you two are so uptight about which letter you have after your name, it's not like A is scientifically better then B.
Mayuri (1) now with a giant spider body bellow the waist- I concur, myself and myself have come up with the most ingenious solution to prevent this problem.
Moi-…Mayuri (A) why do you have 5 extra arms in odd places and Mayuri (1) why do you have a spider body??
Mayuri's together- Scientific research.
Yoruichi's with tattered cloths- We've just been straightening up the Seireitei what did we miss?
Soi Fon's together- so high it makes ears bleed TWO YORUICHI'S EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Moi-…ookay
Ichigo (S)-HELP SOME HORNY VERSION OF ME IS AFTER ME!! AND WHY AM I ICHIGO (S)!
Moi- 1 it isn't a horny version of you its you displaying your own fantasy and 2 it because your basically a sex slave…just wait till Grimmjow shows up evillyhehehehehe
Ichigo (M) naked except for a cloth covering his groin area- There you are orangey! Come back to bed. runs after Ichigo (S)
Moi- HA! I am so totally evil… Fuck you Ichigo sticks up middle finger
Renji (R )- Would you all shut up! I'm trying to kill this blue haired freak that looks like me.
Renji (B)- Blue haired freak! It looks like a tomato puked on your head!
Renji (R )- Why you!
Renji's- HOWL, ZABIMARU!!
Moi- Oi! No fighting in this par, CHOP HIS FREAKING HEAD OFF, I mean…no fighting hehe.
Orihime's- Is any one hungry cuz we're making chocolate ice cream with black bean sauce!
Matsumoto's- YUM!
Ishida's-out of nowhere PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!
Moi-that was random…
Yamamoto's- Why haven't written more? IF you don't write more we will kill you with Ryuji Jakka…and anyone that likes this story may also cause you sever bodily harm.
Moi- I'm having major writers block and school just started and…well I don't really have another idea and so…ya.
Shinigami picture book! - Golden!!
Gin (1)- Ever since Aizen got his clone he hasn't left his room
Gin (2)- I wonder what he's doing.
Meanwhile
Aizen (D)- Yes! Yes! Yes! Right there!! JANGA!! Janga tower falls over…what did you think I was implying?
Aizen (S)- Can he stop playing this pathetic game and have sex?
Aizen (D)- Sure…is sex a game?
Aizen (S)-…you are an idiot.
