A/N: welcome to another chapter of kai embarassing himself.
This chapter uses the song Sugar by Trick Daddy Ft. Ludacris.
I wanted a song that was on the radio and completey out of character for Kai. download it! it will help you picture whats going on. Also i kind of winged this chapter dont be too shocked.
Italics are kai shamelessly knowing the lyrics to a rap song.
Confessions of Kai Hiwatari
12:00P.M
I miraculously survived the plane ride from hell and caught the train to Moscow. I think the driver might have been wearing one of those Russian hats. Just because you're in Russia doesn't mean you should wear one, like the chief. Although Yuriy did wear one once. Damn.
On the way walking down the street to the hotel the paparazzi had a field day. I did my model face, and continued to walk like I didn't care. When we got to the hotel steps and the rest of the Bladebreakers were busy answering questions and weren't looking my way.
So just before i went through the hotel door I turned around, slowly bringing a sultry smile to my lips and lowered my glasses just enough to see the red of my eyes. Every paparazzi in the street turned towards me, the Bladebrakers staired, i think the world's turning might have even slowed, before the flash of the million camera's went off, most likely blinding eveyone in half a mile radius. I'm Home.
When we finaly got inside the hotel the lady behind the desk said, "weeelllcomeee to Ruussiia, I will shoow you your rruuuuuums" In an exasperated accent. I tried not to laugh.
We're all together in one hotel room, Max, me and Rei get our own rooms, and Tyson and the cheif get one room together. Rei got the room right next to mine because he's in love with me.
1:00 P.M
The team went out to sight see but I stayed back because I've already seen the whole city. I took my glasses of finally and looked at my face. I'll just keep away from those glasses for a bit.
1:05 P.M
I went into the living room and on the table was an entertainment magazine with Yuriy on the cover of it at the club him and I use to go to, but instead of me dancing with him its that prick Bryan.
1:10 P.M
I was flipping through the pages of that magazine picture of famous people having a good timeat my old favorite club. Depressing.
Thats when i noticed Max's bag that had been left in the middle of the floor, already open mind you, from when he had left it there after getting his scarf. From were i was sitting i could just see the label for a box of alcopops showing through.
1:20
The radio was blaring and I took another sip of one of max's alcopops i accidentally found in his bag.
I got up to get another one when a song that I liked came on the radio. I was so tired of the cool demeanor i had been keeping since i left Russia, and holding in the urge to dance eveytime i listened to the radio. I grabbed a strawberry flavored drink and jumped up onto the couch with a big smile on my face.
1:21
"She put that sugar on my tongue, tongue Yippee Yippee, Yum Yum, Goodie goodie gum drop put me in a tongue lock did it till my body went numb, numb"
At that point I completely given up on my reputation five or maybe six bottles were scattered around the floor. I was up on the back of the couch shirt long gone, apparently doing my inpression of a chippendale dancer with only my low-rise jeans on... half on.
"Laid her on her back, back, Turned her round, gave her bottom a smack, smack She's a woman from the block with the best of weave But I won't stop till I'm pullin out tracks, tracks"
With full chorography and everything. I never cease to surprise myself.
"It was lust at first sight and she couldn't help sayin that she wanted to get with me and my size was just right Cause she wanted a man with a little sec-ur-ity"
Now that I look back at it. It was a disaster waiting to happen; but I was so plastered by time they got back that...
"Said I been around the world twice and my name ring bells from Atlanta to Sic-i-ly"
At about that time the whole team came in and saw me standing on the couch with no shirt and my pants undone dancing like a pro, and eveyone of Max's alcapopsall empty on the floor…
"My alcopops!" Max saying looking like he had dropped his icecream cone. I hoped down from the couch and said, or slurred really, "Don't worry Maxie!"
And took a drink from the last bottle... And then shared it with him. Needless to say Rei and Tyson were shocked at the fact that I was making out with max with no shirt on but… when in Rome I guess.
A/N: Do not fret, its just a little harmless drunken KaixMax. This only happen because Kai was really drunk and alcopops have a lot of sugar. I always liked Max/Kai but its not the official pairing in this but i like them being good friends. Reveiw!
