A/N: please note that the fifth chapter has been redone if you havent read the new one. do it lol. todays little escapade features 'Rappers delight' by Run Dmc and redman lmao.
once again, Italics are Kai singing lol.
Confessions of Kai Hiwatari
Surrounded by hair products.
My hair will not go right. Its got no body to it, It just sits there. Annoying me with its lack goodness. Damn it. I wont be able to go out unless it starts doing something. I look like a Franciscan monk. Or Tyson in the morning.
3:50 P.M
I've had enough I'm going to wash my hair.
3:45 P.M
On the couch with fifteen minute leave in conditioner in my hair. Very attractive.
Reading one of the entertainment magazines that the loser brigade brought back (i.e. my team)
3:50 P.M
Hey, there is a magazine with me on the cover! wait, why did they buy elle girl?
3:55 P.M
There's an article called 'is your man as good in bed?' with a picture of me beside it. I almost died laughing. Rei came in and I was coughing up a storm.
He said "what's wrong with you?" and I pointed to the magazine. "I'm better than myself in bed." I said handing him Elle girl.
I heard him snort. "Is your man as good in bed?"
I nodded "yeah"
Rei looked at me. "I've never met someone who says one single comment and gets ten magazines writing about it."
I looked at Rei in sheer bewilderment "you haven't?"
He shook his head and looked back at the magazine, flipped a page, scanned it, flipped again. "Wow" Rei looked at the page with wide eyes.
"What" I said. I looked over at the page. "Wow"
The page had picture of me and Tala talking and then Tala biting on my ear. That little brat knew the cameras were there the whole time I bet. "..Eh heh"
Rei was staring me down. It didn't help that he was like the team mom, or that he was in love with me. "What's this-"
I interrupted him "MAX! NO! DON'T SWING ON THE CEILING FAN!"
Rei looked away and I hurtled over the couch and ran for the bathroom.
Idiot. We don't even have a ceiling fan.
4:00 P.M
I washed my leave in conditioner out. I must say that I quite literally am the essence of sexiness. But now i am traped in the bathrooom. I'm definitely not going back out their in the land of the lions. No, defiantly not. So I decided to blow dry my hair. I'll probably look a lot better that way. Not that it's really possible. Damn.
4:35 P.M
There was nothing left for me to do. I dried my hair. I even put little black streaks in it. I put my face stripies, I considered going multi-colored but decided on red. Everything was done… except my clothes. I was still afraid to go out and face crazy-loon Rei. He'd go bobcat on me if he knew I was going to see 'that dumb slut from the tabloids' as i heard him call tala when he was ranting on about the magazine in the other room.
4:36 P.M
I turned on the radio and painted my fingernails lusty red. Mmmmmm. Lusty. Mmmmmmmm. Tala. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Hot sex.
4:40 P.M
Run DMC came on the radio and I thought it was high time I got out of the toilet. I put a towle around my waist and opened the door looking around the living room with my hands folded like a gun. I jumped into the living room and rolled behind the couch like Charlie's angels. No one was around so…
"I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you don't stop," I decided to moonwalk the rest of the way.
"The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat" And then started dancing around the lining room…again. I'll never learn.
"Now what you hear is not a test-" the door opened. "Kai?"
"Wallaahhh!" my socks, which i have no idea why i was wearing them, had slipped on the hardwood floor and I fell flat on my ass.
"Are you listening to Run DMC?" he giggled. It was obviously Max. Thank the lord above. I would never live it down if it were Tyson. "Ummm. Kai?"
I look over at Max who was giving me a strange look "…what?"
He smiled at me again "are you going to put some clothes on?"
My towel had fallen off.
"Gahhh!" I ran into my room.
A/N: reveiw!
