Disclaimer: as everyone knows, I have NO ownership rights to TDI. Wow.. it's been forever since I updated this. So... HEEEEEEEERRRRREEE'SS DUNCAN!
DUNCAN'S UP!
Duncan age 7: 'scoff' Well this is lame. Everyone knows I'm the baddest kid at school.
To a random kid: Give me your money!
Kid: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!! HERE, TAKE IT ALL!!
To a nerdy, redhead with glasses: 'punch' 'punch' 'punch' 'punch' 'kick' 'kick'
To a familiar looking tanned girl: Hey, Gimme that sloppy joe!
Tan chick: Why should I, you OGRE?
Duncan: Why shouldn't you, PRINCESS?
'they stare angrily into each other's eyes for a while until Duncan leaves, and she has a victorious grin'
Duncan: You better not put that in the movie! That would be devastating for me!
Duncan age 12:
All right, I got kicked out of school like, a dozen times now. I think that it's a new personal record. But now I'm stuck in that 'Princess''s school now. I am starting to dig her though...Duncan age 17:
Oh, yeah the island changed my life. Now I'm a hated person. Although my, "soft side" kinda boosted my record. Princess and I hang out way more now. So...yeah.Duncan age 22:
So Courtney and I got married, but we don't have any kids. We basically traded personalities, too. Now she's made me a goody-two shoes and I made her a punk, but that's for another time.WOW didn't see that coming! Courtney's on deck! Updates will happen a LOT tom., 9/20/08. Sorry about the shortness.
