A/N: I know I'm the worst. I got writers block because the old chapter 9 put me in a weird spot to continue the story. I changed it completely, its not as sexy as the other one and its short. I went back and fix some of my horrible grammar too.

But I will updated soon-ish. Sorry for the long wait!


Confessions of Kai Hiwatari
Oh thank you holy Buddha in the sky. You are truly kind and very modest of your sexy romancing powers. I commend you for being a super boy magnet although you are rather large…

The sex god of all sex gods was leading me into his lair of love. (i.e. the dance floor)

I really need to stop being such a jelliod mess around the SG. I'm going to make an utter fool of myself.

But then again, I am also quite smashed of my ass... again.

As soon as we reached a space that was slightly open Tala started doing this sexy thing up on me. You really are a sex god, Yuri ivanov. You are like some kind of little minx of arousal.

A minx that I will get drunk and make sweet victorious love too all night long. And will be taped happily by Bryan who will immediately admit defeat in my oh-so-attractive presence. And the tape will be widespread across the nation leading to mass floods from nose bleeding.

I am quite the hazard to nature.

Like little deer and rabbits, they wouldn't even see it coming…

Oh dear will you look at that. My hand seems to have found its was to Yuri's ass. It seems the sexual waves radiating off him has made my horn work on its own accord.

12:46 A.M

So just as everything was reaching the heights of fabbity fab-ness. The sex god gives me these bedroom eyes from the deepest pits of pleasure. And he was all leaded up at me in a seductive manor, ready to have the life snogged from his body.

When all of a sudden a ruckus was herd from the bar, someone was saying something about a fight, followed by Max throwing some chap over the railing of the second floor. The security was trying to settle the fight but Max punched him in the face.

Oh good.

I practiced the art of restraining ones self from Tala and greaved my way up the stairs to remove the drunken idiot before the cops showed up.

When reached said drunken monkey, I ripped him off some guys back whist he screamed something about Spiderman obviously wining in a fight against Batman, and hurled him out the club door. Fool.

Just as I was about to go through myself off the roof of a building the sex god comes out of the club in a huff.

"were are you going?" he asked all concerted and lacking in sweet Hiwatari lovin'.

And then it hit me like Tyson at an all you can eat buffet.

I, Kai Hiwatari. Now had the upper hand.

Yes and triple haha-di-haha! Tala's the one who is desperate for love now. Now I've got to keep him hanging. So I said with the coolest and utmost nonchalant-ness "Home"

Just like that. Just one word, like I didn't even have a care in the world for him. And the wind blew ever so softly ruffling my hair and I practically died inside at how utterly fab I must have looked.

Perhaps I am the sex god and Yuri is the one who is upon the rack of love.

So then Yuri, in the utmost face of awe in my utterly groovy presence said, "oh" which obviously meant 'Kai your such a gorgey beast I want to make love to you all day everyday'. His eyes showing disappointment.

So I slowly walked up to him with the look of utmost maturosity and kissed him on the cheek, well maybe around the cheek/side of mouth region, and then walked over and slung my arm around the drunken max's shoulders, who was stubbing around and laughing, and kind of waved over my shoulder without looking back as I walked away and said "see you"

And I quite literally fell in love with myself for being so tres tres brilliant and also very gorgeous.

Is it possible to be your own fangirl?

I could practialy see Tala's face, filled with longing, perhaps is he thinking "Has he found another?" or maybe "will he conciter a threesome?"

The answer to that is yes, yes i would love a threesome tala.


A/N: sorry it was short. Reveiw!

Just incase your confused.
Marvy: marvelous
Fab/Fabby: fabulous
maturosity: mature-ness lol.
Gorgey: gorgeous
SG: sex god (duh)