A/N: Dear god is Kai feminine in the chapter. His grandfather should no better then to let Kai dip into the Hiwatari fortune.


Confessions of Kai Hiwatari
I woke up with the most fab feeling in the pit of my stomach it was all warm and fuzzy. It was the victory over Bryan. Yes I quite literally must have the SG in the palm of my hands by now.

He must have been in les amazement of my sexiness last night, All calm and cool and completely nonchalant. I will have the sex god on his back by the end of the week if I keep this up. Yes Bryan will face utter defeat as Tala raves on and on about how cool and groovy and très fantastique I am in the bedroom.

I can see it now.

9:30 A.M

I am quite literally a genius. Upon entering our kitchen (i.e. the mini fridge and coffee machine) I noticed on the table a tabloid magazine from a few days ago with me and Max looking ultra cute et cuddly walking to the café and sitting by the window chatting it up.

I must say that
1. I am très très and très attractive.
And 2. Within the small amount of time I have been in Russia I have quite literally raped Tala and Bryan of their 'it couple' status with someone that isn't even my boyfriend.

Ha ha and ha lavender haired one.

I will go out for coffee to celebrate my utter amazing-ness right now.

9:32 A.M

and also Belgian waffles all around.

9:33 A.M

and also a new pair of pants and a new bag and maybe some shoes. And also the new issue of cosmo. Because in a few days time I will need to know 10 steam-it-up sex moves I've never dreamt of.

11:06 A.M

I am absolute heaven. I could not be happier if Bryan had been accidentally shipped to New Zealand.

I found the most gorgeous boots that are extremely fab. Also there was a sale at Gucci so I bought a new pair of sunglasses, and then a second pair just incase they were nose damaging. Followed by a new pairs of jeans, two new scarves, a new satchel bag, a copy of Make any twit fall in love with you on my way to get Cosmo

11:07 A.M

Oh, and also a copy of kamasutra.

11:19 A.M

Just as I was reading 10 ways to please my man, I spotted something quite concerning. The sex god was walking all by himself looking all depressed and in need of tender love.

11:23 A.M

So I decided it was best to stalk him from afar whist putting my new scarf and sunglasses to good use.

Although I'm sure I looked like a woman carrying all those bags and a coffee sporting sunglasses in winter.

The things we do for love.

11:40 A.M

Were the hell does Tala think he's going, he's been leading me all around town for almost twenty minutes and its getting really nippy out and I'm only wearing a sweater.

12:00 P.M

SG has stopped in the old park that we use to play in when we were 10. He's sitting on the swing set looking nostalgically into the abyss.

He is so gorgeous.

12:02 P.M

there is something like 78 different ways to have sex on a swing.

12:03 P.M

If he doesn't start moving, I'm going to figure out every single way on him in like 10 seconds.

12:04 P.M

Okay maybe I wont… but my legs are all wet and numb from crouching in the slush and I can't feel my fingers.

12:05 P.M

and its not like I can just leave him now that he's got that look on his face I need to find out what happened… and on the other side of things, I can't go comfort him or ask him what's wrong because then he'll know that I've been creeping on him for the last hour.

Because really, who goes to the park with a million shopping bags? The utterly insane that's who.

12:06 A.M

I guess that would include me then..

12:12 P.M

This happy couple was walking down the path between Tala and me. And they kind of looked over in my direction and then looked all shocked giving me a look like I was some loony stalker-type. I started doing that weird nervous laughing thing I do, trying to explain myself.

But then I realized that I was Kai Hiwatari, a man who didn't ever need to explain his reasoning's. So I just kind of stood and stared at them until the started walking away.

Now back to the task at hand.

12:13 P.M

GAH. Now were has that sex god gotten to? It seems during the time where I had been caught red handed in stalkerosity, the sex god used his apparent godly powers to teleport to somewhere else, because I can't find him anywhere.

He is très mysterious and dramatic. What a well-rounded man he is. I love him.

12:43 P.M

It seems I have no clue how to get back to the hotel. Marvelous.


A/N: Basically not a very eventful chapter.

Further blabbering:

-Make any twit fall in love with you is a book Georgia in the Georgia Nicolson books reads.
- I don't really know how many ways you can have sex on a swing o I just kind of picked a number that sounded right.
-This chapter might be absolute crap? sorry for any bad grammar.

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