The skies above Konoha were usually undisturbed, but on this night they were.
Flying high like a shadowy silhouette against the starry sky was the fiend, Yubel. The mission she had been given was simple. Kill the young priest while he was still inexperienced so he wouldn't present a threat to Ha-Des. She frowned at the thought of having to kill Kushina's son. She was told she would be granted her freedom if she did this, by Ha-Des, but she didn't trust that fiend as far as she could throw him.
To Yubel, Kushina was a very close friend. During Kushina's reign as a dragon priest, she had established peace throughout the monster realms, making it so everyone, human and monster, could live happily together. The wars were long, but in the end everything turned out alright.
Yubel remembered after she had lost her love, Haou, the king of neo-space in his sudden death, she was constantly depressed. She had thought of killing herself once, but that proved fruitless seeing as she was immortal. Poison was also out, since if a substance invaded her body, she would mutate to a higher form and adapt to the poison. Kushina however was the one who had brought her out of that depression. She would visit Yubel regularly and make sure she wasn't alone. She would take her on trips to other realms and help Yubel feel alive. Once however, Yubel got caught up in the excitement and tried to 'take Kushina to bed with her', but that was crushed when she told Yubel she was straight and already seeing someone. Yubel was quite embarrassed that day. She wasn't a lesbian but that's how it looked. Yubel herself was straight but this story is for another time.
As she descended, towards the boys house, she noted how careless the security here was. She hovered outside Naruto's window, before phasing through the glass and looking at her prey that lied there in bed. In her opinion, he looked more like Kushina's husband, Minato. She silently walked up to the boy's sleeping form and gently placed her scaled, fiendish hand on his head. He had the same aura as Kushina. She scanned his memories and saw all the horrid abuse the child went through. All the hate filled stares. All the beatings. All the abuse he took, yet wouldn't fight back. He must have had the heart of a saint.
Yubel suddenly had a revelation. She couldn't kill him. I mean she could easily strangle him, but emotionally she couldn't. This wasn't good. This meant she couldn't go back to Ha-Des as she would be locked up in that horrid shock cell again. However she noted as she scanned his memories, she saw that he had to start a harem. She wondered if she could be apart of it. But would he accept her?
'Well, no time like the present.' She thought as she shook him gently in an attempt to wake him up and ask him.
(Naruto's point of view.)
Naruto was sleeping pleasantly when suddenly he felt himself being pushed.
Naruto shrugged it off as kisara wanting to sleep with him, but he remembered she had left to speak with five-sama about something important.
He opened his eyes and turned his head to see a creature that could be described as pretty and scary at the same time.
From what he could tell were boobs, he believed it was female. She had two different colored skin tones. One was black and the other was a maroon purple. She also had two separate hair colors. One was gray while the other was blue.Even her eyes were multi-colored. One was a teal green while the other was a faded orange. The one eye on her forehead looked like it had no life as it just sat on her fore-head staring at him.
'And I thought Sakura had a weird fore-head' Naruto thought.
"Hello" Yubel spoke sweetly to him.
"Who are you?" Naruto asked. You think standing face to face with a full fledged fiend would scare someone, but after being in a meeting with dragons 8 times your size, it kind of prepares you.
"My name is Yubel and I wish to serve the next great dragon priest as his concubine" She spoke while Naruto's face turned red.
"What is it with monster-women and sex?" Naruto thought. In his mind, the Kyuubi was thinking of various scenarios in which he could have a four-some with all three women or have Kisara and Yubel make out while Hinata got him ready for a round with all three.
Naruto sighed and told the fox to keep things to himself.
'Am I the only one?" Yubel asked.
"What?" Naruto
'Am I the only one in your harem?" Yubel asked.
"No there are two others already in it" Naruto spoke in a tone that said I'm not comfortable with this.
'So I'm the third in the pecking order.' Yubel thought.
Naruto sighed and knew he wasn't getting back to sleep.
Yubel cocked her head to the side in confusion. "Is something wrong?" she asked innocently.
"Do you have another form you could take? You know...something more human-like?"
"Does this form not please you?" Yubel
"Its kind of hard to look at. No offense." Naruto
"None taken." Yubel spoke as shadow energy swarmed around her and then dissipated revealing a young teenage girl with blue hair and greenish blue eyes. In place of the third eye on her head was a crystal of some sort.
'Doe this form please you?" Yubel asked. Did I mention she was completely naked.
'Yes, but could you please put some clothes on?"
"Doe my naked form not please you?" She asked innocently. If yu haven't noticed, Yubel doesn't understand sexual provocation or inuendos.
"No, you look great, just put some clothing on." Naruto spoke as he pointed to his closet while trying to stifle a nose bleed.
"Alright" She spoke as she rummaged through his closet and picked out a dark blue T-shirt and a pair of black shorts. She pulled them on. The shirt actually was stretched because of her boob size being bigger than normal.
"Why me?" Naruto asked outloud.
"Why not?" Yubel repsonded hugging him.
'What is it with girls and hugs?' Naruto thought to himself.
'I believe it is a form of affection.' Yubel mentally spoke to him.
'I wasn't being literal.' He spoke in his head not really surprised at how things were turning out.
(Scene change and time skip by three hours)
"I'm going" Naruto called to Yubel who had been trying to hug him for the last three hours.
"Can I come?" She asked curious about this dimension and its people.
"No, Yubel-chan, you just remain here untl I get back." Naruto spoke as he got dressed in an outfit that consisted of a grey shirt and shorts, his black shinobi sandals and the green kong ming cap on his head. The metal slime had taken on the form of a small, silver necklace around his neck.
(at the training grounds)
Naruto had shown up early and was the first one there. he brought his mother's scroll along since Kakashi and his teammates were no where to be seen.
Naruto had bookmarked the area that was being read and continued reading. This section was about what the yin yang seperation jutsu did. The scroll described it as seperating your darkness and light and changing them into two powerful unearthly forces.
If a description used unearthly that meant it was bound to be good. However Naruto saw a message marked in bright red kanji.
It read 'Only use this technique as a last resort or if you have to be in two places at once. The chakra drain this jutsu does can be fatal to one who is not skilled in chakra control or is not of Uzumaki blood.'
That made Naruto's head snap to attention and caused him to consider this technique and its limitations. he couldn't believe he was the last Uzuamki and he had to carry on both his mother and father's legacy.
Naruto then took out his mother's sheath. 'I will make you proud' Naruto thought with a fierce determination. The slime rippeld as if telling him he would make them proud.
Naruto put the sheath away as he rolled up and sealed away his mothger's scroll as Sasgay walked into the area. (Like last chapter, if you like Sasuke gain a tolerance for bashing. Also the way his name is spelled is on prupose.:)
"Hey Dobe, what are you doing here so early?" The smug Uchiha asked as he saw the Dobe was here before him and tagging along was Sakura, the flat chest fangirl.
Naruto just answered him with a glare.
"Don't glare at Sasuke-kun like that!! yelled the harpy that is Sakura.
Naruto glared at her when an idea popped into his head.
"Hey Sakura."
"What?"
"Why do you idolize Sasuke-teme?"
This made her stop and think for about five minutes.
"Because he's Sasuke-kun." She replied.
'It took her five minutes to come up with that?' Naruto thought as he got up and left the two to read quietly near a stream that flowed through the area.
Naruto then heard a voice.
'Master.'
'who are you? Yubel I told you to stay out of my head.'
'Master, I'm the metal slime hanging from your neck'
Naruto pulled the necklace off of his neck and looked at it. 'You can talk?'
'Only in your mind, master'
'Okay, What do you want?' Naruto asked in his head.
"May i join you in this test?"
"Of course you can."
That is when Kakashi walked into the area after a two hour wait.
"Sorry I'm late, Gai found me and wouldn't leave me alone till I challeneged him to a staring contest."
"LIAR!!" Shrieked Sakura
"Okay, he really challenged me to a 'who looks better in a speedo contest' so I had to make clones to get him off my back."
Naruto shuddered at the thought since he had met Gai once along with his mini me, lee.
naruto shrugged it off and joined his teammates to hear what the test inquired.
'Alright, the test is you have to get these bells from me before noon. Those that don't get a bell will be tied to a stump and not get any lunch" Kakashi spoke as he secured the bells to waist.
"start...Now!!" Sakuar and Sasuke went for the bushes while Naruto stood infront of kakashi confident.
"Aren't you going to hide like the others?" kakashi asked.
"Nope. I'm confident in my abilities."
"Theres a difference between confidence and stupidity." Kakashi countered making Naruto mad.
"Well try one of my original techniques on for size" Naruto spoke running through fake handsigns, trying to make Kakashi think it was a jutsu.
'Ready Slimey?'
'Ready Master'
"Original technique?" Kakashi spoke wondering what it would be. Oh well, his sharingan could handle it.
"NOW!!" Naruto spoke finishing the signs and slapping his hands together and having chakra radiate from them for effect.
"Priest Art:Slime Clone Mimicry"
"Slime. Clone. Mimicry?" Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi all thought as the necklace around Naruto's neck fell and formed a silver liquid puddle on the forest floor.
Kakashi thought is was useless, but that changed as the slime began to bubble, expand and take shape. In under a minute the slime took on a human appearance.
"Probably something like beast clone mimicry"Kakashi thought as the slime began to become more detailed.
Crushing Kakashi's original thought, the slime became taller then Naruto and began to look like...himself.
The slime clone now stood fully and looked exactly like Kakashi except it was silver in color.
"Like looking in a mirror isn't it." Naruto spoke proud.
"Well that certainly is different." Kakashi spoke as he took out an orange book and the slime clone did the same.
"Take this seriously!!" Naruto yelled.
"You just a genin. What do I have to fear?" kakashi asked lazily.
"This!! Shadow clone jutsu!!" Naruto yelled as two clones poofed into existence.
"Wow. Four against one. I'm so scared" kakashi spoke in sarcasm.
"Their not for fighting. Do it" Naruto spoke to his two clones as they both transformed in demon wind shuriken.
Kakashi raised an eyebrow as Naruto caught both of the oversized shuriken and threw one to the Slime Clone.
"Lets go!!" Naruto shouted as the Kakashi slime Clone ran at kakashi with amazing speed, forcing the lazy Jounin to take this seriously. kakashi brought out a kunai to block the fully opened shuriken and jumped back to get some distance from the clone only to be put back on defense as Naruto attacked with his demon wind shuriken from behind. Kakashi recognized this as a pincer maneuver and dived to the side hoping the two would smack into each other. That was put aside as Naruto moved a slight inch to the right and dodged smacking into his slime clone and charged kakashi again.
Kakashi sighed as he dissapeared dodging naruto's shuriken swipe and appeared behind Naruto's back-side with his fingers in a Tora seal formation.
"Now!!" Naruto yelled and Kakashi realized he forgot about the slime clone. Kakashi turned to see a large blob of silver liquid tackle him to the ground and hold him in place.
"Now we will be taking those bells" Naruto spoke as he went for them only to curse as the Kakashi being held poofed away revealing it to be a shadow clone.
"i'm sorry master.' The slime spoke as it retook a human form.
"It wasn't your fault. We'll get that one eyed broom." Naruto spoke as he climbed a tall tree to scout the area to see where the real kakashi was hiding.
(Another area)
Sasuke was furious at what he just saw. The Dobe had performed a perfect battle maneuver and even managed to catch Kakashi.
'I'll show you dobe, why I The last of the Uchiha clan am superior" Sasuke spoke outloud running to search for Kakashi.
(With Kakashi)
"I will admit that was a good plan. If only he had done it with one of his teammates." Kakashi spoke sitting under a tree recieving the info he just got from his destroyed clone.
Sasuke saw kakashi near the tree and threw several shuriken at him only for Kakashi to shunshin-dodge before they hit.
Sasuke ran Forward a little and then saw a bell laying on the ground.
"This is too easy" Sasuke spoke as he ran to get the bell and then stepped on a rope trap and got pulled up into a tree.
'If the bait is obvious then then you should re-think your movements." Kakashi spoke as he pocketed the bell.
"I won't go down that easily Sasuke roared as he cut himself from the trap and ran at Kakashi with a swing kick from his left leg. Kakashi blocked. Sasuke tried to work in a right hook but that was blocked as well. he landed on the ground and ran through handsigns.
"Ninja art:Sea of fire jutsu!!" He yelled as he blew a stream of fire at Kakashi who dodged by going underground but Sasuke didn't notice that.
"Where did he go?" Sasuke fumed at the fact that one of the Uchiha clan fire styles failed.
Then Sasuke felt a rumbling and in the next three minutes was up to his neck in dirt.
"I'll let you take this time to think about what is means to work together." Kakashi spoke as he walked off to go and test Sakura.
(With Sakura)
Sakura had been hiding in the bushes waiting for her Sasuke-kun to come help her. Fat chance of that happening.
Sakua felt something tap her shoulder then turned to see Kakashi behind her.
"Pedophile!!" She yelled as she pulled out a kunai but didn't have time to use it after fainting from a genjutsu cast by Kakashi, which showed Sasuke in a near death state. In being a fangirl she couldn't stand not being without him and fainted.
At this time it was noon and the test was over.
Naruto sat next to a tree with his slime clone standing next ot him.
Sasuke and Sakura were tied to sumps.
"Why isn't the Dobe tied?" sasuke asked mad.
"Because, Naruto atcually did what the test was made for. He used teamwork with his clone to get the bells. If one of you two had helped him, you might have actually gotten them. But yout wo didn't helphim at all. Sasuke, your ego is so big, that you think the others will just hold you down. Sakura, You could have helped naruto but you only focused on Sasuke who was long-gone. and Naruto while your tactics were what I was looking for, you should have tried it with your teammates." Kakashi spoke pointing out each of their flaws.
"Now Naruto I will let you decide their fate." kakashi spoke giving naruto the two bells.
"Your choice will elet become ninja or bedropped from the program entirely"
Naruto thought hard on this for a minute.
"Sure they pass." Naruto spoke giving each of them a bell.
"Excellant. Naruto, that was what I was hoping you do. Sasuke, Sakura, you two can learn from him. well you three start ninja misions tommorrow." Kakashi spoke as he untied them both.
Naruto just light shunshined back to his apartment only to be confronted by an angry Hinata and a confused Yubel.
"Ah crap" Naruto spoke trying to think of a way to explain this to Hinata.
Well thats for this chapter. i will try to get the Zabuza arch done in one go next chapter so just sit tight.
AND one more thing. Review my fic dang it.
