"I think I can get used to this kid…" Kisame stated
"Just keep walking. We have a long trip. Remember that, Kisame." Itachi said
That night
Amaya slowly opened her eyes to the sight of a sleeping Kisame hugging her ever so closely. Her eyes widened and suddenly…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
A startled Kisame rose to his feet. "What?! Where's the enemy?!" he asked noticing there was absolutely no danger
"What's wrong?" Itachi asked jumping out of a nearby tree. "I didn't see any enemies."
"Oh! It's uh… nothing. I just got startled." Amaya laughed nervously and rubbed the back of her neck
"Well since you're both up, why don't we get going? Leader expects us in a few days." Itachi said
"Wait! Since when am I going with the both of you?! And where's Maddy?!" Amaya yelled
The trio looked over to a STILL sleeping Maddy lying comfortably on the ground.
"Deep sleeper." Kisame said
"She always has been." Amaya said. She walked over to the little girl and picked her up. "Now if you don't mind I'll be going."
Amaya started walking in the opposite direction of the hideout. She was soon stopped by Kisame.
"Whoa there, missy. Leader-sama still wants to see you." He stated grinning
"Crap. I was hoping you forgot about that." Amaya muttered
"Forgot about what, Danna?" Maddy finally woke up
Amaya put the small child down.
"Nothing, sweetie. Now let's get home."
Kisame then picked up Amaya and flung her over his shoulder. While Itachi pulled out the Calvary (cough, cough, icing, cough, cough)
"Uh, uh, uh. You're still coming." Kisame said and walked in the hideout's direction.
"Crap." Amaya said
three days later at the hideout
Kisame walked into the hideout with a screaming Amaya still hanging over his shoulder. Just behind him was Itachi followed by Maddy chasing after the icing.
"Good thing we're here Itachi-san. I can't take holding onto this girl much longer." Kisame stated
He threw Amaya onto the couch and covered his ears.
"I can't believe you actually got me here! You dragged me threw a four days trip to get here!" Amaya complained
"Will you shut up?!" Kisame slapped his hand over Amaya's mouth to keep her quiet
Soon his facial expression of relief turned to disgust. He pulled his hand away and rubbed it on his cloak.
"She licked me!" he yelled
Amaya held her throat and looked like she was about to puke.
"And you taste like rotten fish!" she yelled
"I can see you had your hands full." A man with red hair that was sitting on the other side of the couch said not even looking up from his book
"Ya think?! She's driving me crazy! So where's that idiot of a partner of yours?" Kisame asked
"His room most likely. Why?"
"Cause the little bittersweet princess here blew up a few things on our way here!" Kisame glared at Amaya
"Oh, yeah. Those two will get along so fucking well if that's the case." A man with slicked back silver hair said walking into the living room. He was covered in blood.
"Language." Amaya warned
"You and your damn rituals. You're costing me thousands for replacing carpets. If you want to do any more keep the blood in your own room! Wash up in your bathroom!" Kakuzu angrily said
"Language." Amaya warmed again
"How do you fucking expect me to do that?! If I get hungry I'm gonna come out here and get some damn food!"
"Oh my God! Can you watch how you talk?! There is an eight year old in the room!" Amaya yelled
"So? I was talking like this when I was a fucking eight year old."
"Watch. Your. Language."
"You can't fucking tell me what to do!"
Amaya dashed across the room and put Hidan in a headlock.
"Now are you gonna listen?" she asked
"Go ahead Bitter Sweetness. I fucking dare you."
"Don't waste your time. He's immortal." The red head stated
"…Immortal?" Amaya asked
"Like as in he can't die." A very tall man with his face fully covered with a mask walked into the room.
Amaya dropped Hidan.
"You'd better see Leader now. He's been waiting." The red head man said
"Right. Come on Itachi-san," Kisame snickered. "And Bittersweetness."
"I have a name!" Amaya yelled
"I think it fits well, Danna. You can be really nice sometimes, but you have a mean side too." Maddy said
"You're not helping." Amaya looked annoyed
Kisame picked Amaya back up and threw her over his shoulder again.
"Let's go." He said
"Hey! Let me go!"
"Danna…" Maddy sighed
Kisame and Itachi led the two girls down a long hallway.
"I guess we should tell these oonas who everyone they saw out there was, right, Itachi-san?" Kisame asked
"Be my guest."
"Ok." Kisame started, "the red head is Sasori, Kakuzu is the one who told you about the immortal bastard-"
"Language…"
"…Right… and the guy you tried to kill is Hidan."
"The immortal one?"
"The immortal one."
Kisame and Itachi stopped at a door at the very end of the hallway. Itachi knocked on the door.
"Leader-sama?"
"Come in."
